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look guys i know this is personal but my friend forced me 2 write this k. i am my friend isn't

I'm not afraid to be personal.

Yes I am a virgin.

Well, I am 13 that should be enough info

no, i was up to about a year and a half ago t hough.

I am too!

Of course I am

I don't think I fooled anyone with that Nope I ain't

a girl gave my friend he*d in grade 6

Scary

Slayer, head is not a bad word, no need to be cleaver

Lols, Yesssss i am.

Because i don't think something like that should be wasted lightly. Remember, it's one of two things you will lose and never get back. Like Life !!!!!

..... Wow, i scared myself there.

NOPE !!!






jk lol yes

I can't believe you're actually being serious for once.

You could always get a Hyman Repair kit!!

i'm a virgin, hopefully not for long though, bitches!

Didn't Windy know i could be Serious !?

Well I knew you are seriously hot!

Maybe we could fix each others virginity problems.

j/k

haha I cant think of any women who seriously would want to go through that again

Well there is personal information, and then really personal information, this is beyond both of those

Lols with a little bit of Roleplay on the side. Eeeeee

I'll do it.

Want me to go to New Zealand or you come to Vegas?

I can always count on you BKK to catch my drift! Yeah I sure they would not!

Good point BKK, Plus that's fake. And i couldn't lie to someone about that Maybe about how it was Godzilla's foot kicking the side of their house in, and not my car..... Etc.... Yeh.

Mwu ha ha ha ha, lets meet half way. And invade Random People's along the way.

I did it last night.

*claps* bravo

whats fake the kit or the Hyman?

* Claps too *
Lets throw in a standing Ovation

Let's do it.

*leaves to go halfway to New Zealand*

All three of them ?? Is it called fake ?? Or imitation ??

trust me the hymans real....really,real

yeah, it bleeds alot.

I know Hymen's are real. I'm talkin' 'bout the Surgical One.

it's also know as the cherry

Cherries taste good.

Not this kind unless you're a vamp

yo windu that's a hot avater

Windy with a cherry on top :P

I dont think any one here has earned their red wings

And I just uploaded the matching siggy.

Although there is yet another guy making one, I'll see which ones best when he finishes though.

** Points **
I see Yoda !! I wonder if he's a Virgin too...

If he's a Jedi, more than likely.

nah i bet the girls qwould be queing up for him

But Jedi aren't allowed to.

I'm not

What about Yaddle? There are only two of their species seen in the films...

Nevermind!

I am indeed a virgin btw.

*comes up behidn rex and places a hand on his shoulder* we can change that if you want....

^ Creepy

Sure, but not with you, ya dumb f***.

blast

well i can kinda bet that u guys think i have been laid many times over cause i am the true american pretty boy but actully the great DeNiro has not yet have sex but my home coming is this saturday and my gf wants to so i will tell u if i do this weekend or not i am hopin yes

Let's find REX a woman.

*blows up doll*

Here ya go.

I don't need her, I got Niv.

DeNiro, didn't u say that a girl gave u a BJ in the bathroom ? That counts man. I'm not a virgin btw, I've been laid twice and looking for more.

Yeah he said that a few days ago.

Thanks Lance, but I've already got one...

i want one.

Now you can have a threesome!

*shudder*

LL

i havent been a virgin for over 14 years.

You're old. j/k

No, he was just raped at a young age...

LL

xD !!!!
* Chokes on laughter *
Eeeee, you can't be rough... She's sensative. She could blow at any second.

RJ's a guy...

She's talking about your blow up dolls.

yes, i am all man, baby!!!!!!

I haven't been a virgin for like 4 months or so.

Koolio foolio...

I almost got laid, but then there's religion...

I'm actually waiting for the right person, not some random ****.

Which religion ?

im not old...i lost it at 19...i am now 33.

Lance, no offense but this is something a girl would say, just change the **** for guy. But that's cool, you wanna have feelings involved.

Man you are old!!!

I'm still a virgin.

Christianity. Can't have sex before marriage, but making out is fine.

Yeah right, ur the ladies man TH

* Still laughing at the Doll thing *

How could you mistake Rj For a BLOW UP DOLL !?

* Laughs harder *

i am aging like a fine wine.......im not old, you are young!!!!!!!

No, dude. I'm having a dry spell, so I feel like a virgin.

I'm glad to be young.

It's CR, not TH.

You feel, but ur not

be careful or youll catch something you cant throw back, pablo.

I'm tired...I didn't get that...

I was talking at Tired Hiker man.

He said he felt like he was a virgin

* Murmurs * With age comes Responsibility and Matureness.
Guess i'll never get old...

I'm still going halfway to New Zealand Niv, you coming?

std...be careful.

whats std ?

Sexually Transmitted Disease

Those suck...

from what ive heard, yes they do.

Warts, Herpies, and more!

AIDS, HIV, and more

very nasty......make sure you wear a raincoat on your little fireman.

Hahahaha my dad once said: make sure the bald guy's wearing a hat.

jimmie hats.

I don't know if this was brought up earlier, and I really kinda don't care, but have any of you gotten the "sex talk" from the parents? I haven't gotten the official one, but I have gotten tips, and the like and although it's important, it makes me freakin uncomfortable.

my dad never gave me one....i watched hbo.

I was never told the sex talk.

It was never mentioned at my house.

We just know, mostly because my dad had a stack of porno's.

my mom and dad divorced when i was 10....he worked 12 to 16 hour days to raise me and my sis....he did more than enough, so i understood.

My dad also didn't really care, he just never really said anything to me at all.

heres a new one, my mom gave me mine.

Really?

yep, ive always been very close with my mom, and kinda distant with my dad, so when i was younger my mom told me about all that stuff.

Hmm, that's just weird in my opinion.

I'm glad neither of my parents did 'the talk'.

I would have been embarrassed.

well i was young, it was just a conversation me and my mom had in the car to my friends house... it wasnt a concious thing for either of us, its not like it was on her agenda for that day, just kinda happened somehow.

I would have been like "Mom, shut up! That's nasty!"

i was young, like 10.

I still would say the same thing.

Eeeeeeeek >.<
I asked my dad what a Prostitute was when i was like.... Nine or Eight. And then the whole thing came out, lets just say i left the room like a Zombie.

And so Red Faced i could have landed a plane at Midnight.
Not to mention, I felt sick from head to toe the way he explained it.

I once asked my dad what a boner was when I was 6.

He said I'd have to find that out later in life.

lol, my dad was always blunt about that stuff.... id ask questions and he'd be completely honest with me.

My dad said A HEAD ON COLLISION !!!!


As far as Boner goes... I think i learnt in School once. In P.e one of my friends pointed at this dude and was like...... What's that in his pants !! Ewwwww IT'S A SOCK !! Then she got a slap from another mate, and told it was a Boner

I'm glad I've never been that aroused in public.

I used to think it was.....

Bone - Her

Same difference, right?

Meh ^_^

yeah my dad gave me the whole sex talk when i was 10 too. I can't say my mom was happy when she found out!

i was happy finding out on my own.

i found out most of it on my own

we turned out ok, eh?

Never had that I found out by by experimenting with my girlfriend which wasn't entirly unpleasant...

MEH!! I was 7 when I found ou! A neighboring kid told me! I was all like........HOW THE HELL????? The my mum gave me a bunch of illustrated books to read.

a virgin thread... i remember them days. my first time i was very quick on the trigger. even when i tried the second time that night same thing... but after a few days i was going for a whole 3 minutes... my goal is to go first... i do like to win.

hmm, well i try to be a virgin, j/k. i really am a virgin and will remain so, until married, but oral isn't losing your virginity

my friends got walked in by his 13 year old brother! lol!

a few more days till homecoming a few more days to my man hood baby o yeah

hit it like the cheech and chong DeNiro!

oo she wont be walking for a while kid ill make sure of that bro

Well good luck in a few more days DeNiro

oh thats pleasant

thanks bro im going to say it was skill but hey if luck works too ill take that ne day

visit www.funnyjunk.com it's hilarious!

well im 14 so enough said and ive been to funnyjunk it rocks

finallysome1 else whos been on it

Iza VERGIN!

me too

I havent been one for a few years

I havent been one for about 8 years now...plus it gives away because I got a daughter!

No. w00t