InfoMercials

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BackFire349
god, these late night infomercials, they are so stupid. the hostess is always so fakely enthused by whatever hokey product they are pushing...and its always for the most useless product you could ever buy.....


"super sharp scissors, it can cut plastic and wood"
come on, who's going to use scissors to cut plastic, thats what a saw is for... god, and they always act like you're getting such a deal too...

"order now, and you get 7 pairs of scissors free"
Oh goody, now i can use one pair, and have the others take up space and look pretty...now i can rest easy at night...

does anyone actualy take these commercials seriously? You know when you order and you get the product, its just one of those pairs of crappy loose metalic scissors we all used to use in elementary school, you know the kind.... there would always be just one working pair in class, all the others would be taped or glued together, or would be covered wit a strange bodily fluid... i should order one though.... theres a piece of plastic that i need to cut asap.

LanceWindu
I like the Girls Gone Wild Informercials.

BackFire349
yes those are acceptable, for obvious reasons.

LanceWindu
*thinking*

I wonder what reasons...

BackFire349
big floppy breasts.

LanceWindu
Some lesbian action and more.

BackFire349
yeah that too. but even those girls gone wild tapes are suspect....they are probably fat old women with breasts hanging to their knees and a hole in their throat that they smoke through...

LanceWindu
Probably.

BackFire349
yeah...but i dont care, im desperate... they'd still get me through the night probably.

LanceWindu
laughing out loud

Yeah, true that.

BackFire349
yeah, im glad someone knows where im coming from....

LanceWindu
I'm a guy, what do you expect.

Neo_Version 7
me too...

HARDCORE!

dave123
Safe NV7, original rude boy gangsta selecta

SlipknoT
The hair dryer ones are the best

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