The KMC Resturant
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Alias Neo
The Resturant for KMC
come in have some food talk to other members.
i now proclaim the resturant open (cuts red tape with scirrors)
DeNiro
well u got ur first celeb coming to eat at ur resturant here and it is ME!!!

but ne way i will need a sit for four and i will have the filet mingyoung with potatoes with sour cream and a budwiser of course and then order me 3 more of those for my buddys pablo, kid rock,, and deigo and its my treat fellas

Alias Neo
ok sir, you food is being cooked
DeNiro
if u do some crazy shit karate for us when my bro's get here i will leave ya a BIG tip cause u r indeed the one arent u
Alias Neo
yes i am the one
DeNiro
starts drinking before ne one hgets here well being buzzed by urself is always good

G.P
*french accent* Hmm... Monsieur, you certainly mean "filet mignon", don't you ?
Alias Neo
hello g.p, like anything to eat or drink?
G.P
Hello, erm...yes, I would like a Caesar salad and a bottle of San Pellegrino, please.
Alias Neo
here is your order sir (hands food) enjoy
Korri
food?

i love food!!
G.P
Thank you. When did you decide to open this restaurant ? It's a pretty good idea...
Alias Neo
realy, that good, cause we have all the food in the world
Korri
must eat cooooookies!!

Alias Neo
(hands a cookie jar to korri)
holdenhsvgtsr
erm.........can i have a happy meal plz plain burger thanx and a coke no ice
Alias Neo
here u go, and cause it's our opening u get a free ' i love KMC resturant' hat
Alias Neo
(hands out hats to everyone in the resturant)
G.P
That was excellent, Alias Neo ! Could I have an apple pie and the check please ? (I'm in a hurry, I have to fetch someone)
Alias Neo
(hands apple pie and check)
Alias Neo
(searchs store room) yes we have balloons
holdenhsvgtsr
do i really have to wear it no offence but it looks stupid
G.P
It was a great idea indeed to open that restaurant, Mr. Neo. I hope it will do good business.
*eats* Mmm... Excellent ! Your food is very good, Mr. Neo.
Korri
oh come on dotn be a spoil sport holden!!

must_kill_Santa
yay food ill have a lettuce leaf please but i might only be able to eat half
Alias Neo
(gets a loud speaker)
a message to everyone in the building
hats to not have to be worn
Korri
awwww

must_kill_Santa
wheres my lettuce leaf and can i have a balloon pwease
holdenhsvgtsr
no korri u wont get me to wear one of those hats
Alias Neo
(hands MKS a leaf)
Korri
hmmm sweetie....make Holden wear the hat

must_kill_Santa
thank you and a balloon pwease
holdenhsvgtsr
if u unblock me on msn i will oh and can i get some brown sauce to go with the chips
Korri
dont have msn anymore
Alias Neo
(hands brown sauce)
Korri
ohhh sweetie can i get a baloon pweese
holdenhsvgtsr
thanx mate hey korri ur phone workin yet
G.P
*pays check* Thank you. Good bye *smiles*
Alias Neo
(hands out balloons)
Korri
yay!!

holdenhsvgtsr
u mean we have to pay
The Force
*walks in* Hey were's there waiter!
Alias Neo
g.p is leaving only one thing to say, thank you come again
holdenhsvgtsr
*wonders if lou wants a chat*
Alias Neo
we don't have a waiter, just say your order and it will be done
your wish is my lunch.
Korri
do u need a waitress

holdenhsvgtsr
so ur ot talkin to me then korri.what do u's have for deserts
Alias Neo
we have every food there is in the world
Korri
ohhhh

Alias Neo
yes we could have a waitress
Korri
did ya have anyone in mind

holdenhsvgtsr
u korri i know u like wearin they outfits

Korri

i do??
The Force
fine, i'll take a cheeseburger, extra pattiespls, i'll pay now, cuz i gotta go
Korri
ok here ya go

yerssot
hope it's an "all you can eat" one!

Alias Neo
yep

yerssot
you're broke when you let me in
ragesRemorse
you serve beer nuts?
Alias Neo
we serve everything there is in the world
yerssot
well, what am I waiting for?
three times everything there is in the world please
(that should do it as appetizer)
yerssot
I'm Bottomless Pete!
must_kill_Santa
we know you are yerss
must_kill_Santa
teehee ill have another lettuce leaf ive finished the other one just now
yerssot
MKS is a rabbit!

must_kill_Santa
im not a rabbit rabbits are cute but i am bouncy
yerssot
you mean, if I throw you against a wall, you bounce back?
silver_tears
a restaurant eh

must_kill_Santa
yep and im always jumping around
silver_tears
share yerss

must_kill_Santa
dont throw me against the wall
yerssot
she already guessed

must_kill_Santa
see me smart
ok that was a lie
silver_tears
*throws self against wall* look i hurt myself

yerssot
the guessing you mean?
must_kill_Santa
yep ok then
*throws self against wall *
*bounce*
see told you
yerssot
good job MKS!
silver, you want some help?

silver_tears
*is flat on ground* ouch

must_kill_Santa
i no im a natural lets see if you bounce
*throws yerss*
silver_tears
*rolls over* geez these floors are hard

must_kill_Santa
really hows yerss do ya think walls are soft
yerssot
*tempted to land on silver*
must_kill_Santa
loose the feeling
silver_tears
*rolls around on the ground*

must_kill_Santa
well hes never gonna land on you if you do that
yerssot
oh, rest asure, I will
must_kill_Santa
you gonna time it perfecly are you your very

silvers very lucky well im off for a wonder ill be back to kepp an eye on you two
yerssot
oh, not needed, I hope

silver_tears
*rests on knees*

must_kill_Santa
if you say so
yerssot
oh! she is!

silver_tears
i need help to get up

yerssot
*picks silver up and holds her close*
silver_tears
im so warm now

silver_tears

now where is mks

yerssot
she left so we could be alone

Alias Neo
(Gets a drink and stands behind counter waiting for someone to enter the resturant)
silver_tears
*gets up and looks round* well hiya neo

hows bob

Alias Neo
hello, bobs fine plus hes the cook.
silver_tears
ummm remind me not to buy food here

Alias Neo
no, hes a good cook, go to page 1 and 2 and there loads of people saying the food is good. taking of food, like anything to eat?
silver_tears
ummm how bout a cheesburger

Alias Neo
ok
Bob! one cheeseburger!
silver_tears
*curtsys* why thank you so much mister keanu dude

Alias Neo
your welcome
(walks into kitchen)
Alias Neo
(walks out and gives cheesebuger)
silver_tears
*takes cheeseburger* well im not hungry anymore

Alias Neo
your not hungy,
owell i'll give it to bob for his wages
silver_tears
hehe for his wages
wat does bob make here

Alias Neo
well, cause the food is free, bob's wages is the left over food and any thing he can find on the floor after closing.
silver_tears
*throws lots and lots of money on ground* dont want him feeling bad

Alias Neo
bobs going to be happy
silver_tears
im happy to make him happy
*hides money under pillows and such*

Alias Neo
money under pillow, the tooth fairy came for bob,i don't think bob actually has any teeth. never trust a chef with loads of teeth or somthing like that.
silver_tears
poor bob *cries for bob*

Alias Neo
bob says with the money off of the floor he can buy some teeth
silver_tears
*beams* thanks to me

Alias Neo
yep, thanks to you he can get some teeth.
i have to go now. bye
say bye bob, he says bye
unknown wierdo
(Calls waiter)May i have a Menu please.
(Waiter gives me a Menu) (browsing menu)
Ahh, yes, i'll have a medium chips and a large coke with a medium chicken nuggets.
Oh, and may i have a hat and a ballon please.
Korri
silver> stop flirting with my husband

lol j/k
crazy_c
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Sorry sir i got the last hat *Hits unknown wierdo with menu and floats away into the atmosphere*
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crazy_c
*Bursts and falls on top of Korri*
crazy_c
Woops sorry have a party hat *Hands Korri party hat*
Korri
but i want my Cuddly Mr Keanu dude

unknown wierdo
OUCH, (getting up with black eye and holding his bleeding mouth)
Well, i'm think i go to the hospital and get this stichhed up, the point on the corner of the menu ripped my skin.
Bye!(Walks out holding cut)
P.s. I'll be back to get another hat!
LanceWindu
* Orders a greasy double bacon cheeseburger *
Korri

*sits in corner and drowns sorrows in the form of a large strawberry milkshake*
crazy_c
Hey Korri whats wrong? I gave you my party hat what more could a person want?
Korri
how about My cuddly Mr Keanu dude

crazy_c
Hmmmmm.... cant give you that, but how about a double bacon cheeseburger on the house to make up for it?
Korri
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BidMyBlood2Run
*walks in* looking for waitresses?
BidMyBlood2Run
Guess not... it's ok, I'll just sit down and have a turkey club.
Treehuggerjanie
can i have a large chocolate milkshake please?anybody?im thirsty!
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