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That's right, were havin a fight, the old western fashion kind. Items to throw: People, chairs, beer bottles, clothing, tables, utensils, feces and anything else you can think to throw.

*downs a beer and throw at the next person who walks in*

Have fun yall.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/chair.gif

isnt that the same chair i used to kill Trinity?

could be

it looks alot like it

walks in and throws a cow at the force

dont throw carrie-anne moss around in here please

*gets hit by cow* oh, it's on now *chucks a bull at Alias Neo*

ohh Force r u ok? Trinity looks really fat and heavy

Lmao, that was funny and yes i'm ok

well he said he chucked a cow

lol, well i feel sorry for trinity

please do not feel sorry for it

another one, lol, your good

i wasnt trying to be funny

i REALLY do hate her more than anything else in the world

(puts up hand, bull stops in mid air then falls to floor)

ahhhh never thought of that

*Does an old Matrix-style-3-hour-long-mid-air kick at whoever reads this*

hey!!

WHISKEY!
*starts drinking*

Puts his gloves on and waits for an opponent.

*throws a human cadaver of rosie o'donnel at pablo* catch that

*gets hit and crushed against wall* force

Are chainsaws allowed in here? lol

anything at all, oops, silver i wasn't aiming at you... oh well *wait to get hit*

*slaps force* take that

*takes slap* That's it? *breaks down and starts rolling on the ground crying*

i could do worse

oh please spare me the pain

alright ur forgiven for crushing me although i hurt my knee

uhoh, *runs to silver* do you need me to kiss?

maybe...

maybe, should lead to yes

::walks in saloon tottaly oblivious to fighting::

Choco milk pleez bartender! ^_^

not always
*ducks flying chairs* its dangerous in here *runs out*

Why yall runnin? Hey partner tell me whats goin on, who is winnin?

*chucks a port-a-jon at anothersmithy* well it's me now

::falls down with port a jon on head::
DAMN! someone is gonna get their head kicked in......













As soon as I get my choco milk...

oh alright, here *gives chocolate milk* *then throws a beer bottle*

::gets hit in head by bear bottle, picks up bottle and drinks choco milk, it leaves choco mustache, breaks beer bottle::

Lets dance

* Knocks out a russian guy *


*Wipes blood from his gloves and takes them off *

hmmm...interesting place you got here.
*dodges bottle thrown at head*

I once shot a guy for snoring to loud

*walks in through the swinging doors*

*automatically has to duck from a flying bottle of whiskey*

howdy partner

Howdy

lets russel up some grub

I'll be satisfied with a roast beef!

*walks in, spurs jangling* "gimmee a damn beer!!!!!!!!

* Sneaks in all Ninja like, Only she's wearing a Cowboy Hat *
* Humms the tune to The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly *

*pushes duster back, revealing two glock .45's.....no one even thinks about messing with him as he drinks his beer.*

*evil talk* This town isn't big enough for the bunch of us.

*normal talk* Let's make it bigger then!

*walks steer in* okay got the grub,cut off what you want and we'll ride the rest home

mmmmmm......hamburger time!!!!!!1

Ribs!

prime ribs baby

prime something....hehehehehehe

teehee your telling me,partner

grade a.

choice cuts

usda choice.

LMAO *dodges a endangered whale* Hey i'll take a piece of that steer

bump bump bump bump it up

What is the fight over already *tumbleweed blows by*

*steps into saloon with Bon Jovi's Blaze of Glory playing in the background*

"Can't a man get a drink 'round here?"

*Throws a Molotov Whiskey at RougeJedi*

whats this bout

*walks in - dodges flying glass*

uh, can i just get a drink?

im lost *walks out*

ouch!

*pulls jagged edge of bottle out of leg*

well, i'll be back with a weapon later...

MKS, the storyline is, that some noob said something stupid in a saloon, so someone threw something at him, and the noob throw something back and then it became this

another thread to bump!!!!!

*walks in "Unholy confessions" by Avenged Sevenfold blaring*
*Opens up over coat reveling 2 Uzis*

Time to die F**KERS

* grabs uzis and starts shooting in bullet time*
*shoots flying bottles out of mid air*
*rolls to a overturned table and ducks behind*
*Starts lobbing gernades randomly over the table*
*reloads Uzis*
*Stands ready to fight looking at the damage*