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Too all of those couples you can come here and be joined in Holy Marriage.

OK guys this is stupid pretend, both guy and girl come here and tell me you wanna get married and changed your title to for example:

Kelly's Husband

I'm the one and only minister than can get u married.

awwww thats so cute

I don't know about marriage yet, only if Niv wants to.

Hehehehe no couples yet

can i throw rice

i will marry some one

knock yourself out

*runs round throwing confetti and rice*

This is pretend of course

We know.

ok yes i wanna marry pabloo

By the few power invested on me in KMC I declare rabbit and myself married

*Kisses the bride*

marry someone?? cool, altho i have no wee pals

MARRY KORRI AND ALIAS NEO!!! HEEHEE.

WAITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am to young i am so sorry i cant not till we know eachother better

By the few power invested in me I declare rabbit and myself divorced

She just wanted to marry him and then divorce to get half his posts.

lolololololol your a cool guy

LL

I GOT USED !



Heheheheh jk

awwwww *comforts pablo*

plackkkkkkk i was not using you ok

*wears bridesmaid dress* i cant wait to get married in like 10 years

i know i will be married in 5 years if i get lucky

i can wait for the right guy

*winks at silver* hey silver i'm an eligible bachelor

hmmmm maybe i should move the date up

oh... yeah

lol did i say to who though

hahahaha lol you rock silver

well thank you

awww, oh well, that means i can think more about marriage

u do that

lololololololololololololololololololololoololoo yall so funny

we try

i know check out my thread on the horror movies thing ginger snaps pictures

never heard of it

KMC has a weddin' chappel now? What's next a mall?

*goes to open KMC mall*

well there is the estaurant the hotel and the university

i thought there had already been a mall

so does my real wife have to post here in order for me too?

No

ok....do i claim someone here as my wife?

You don't have to.

Gee, they really do have a Post for everything ahh

Yeah we do.

I even opened up a mall!

i wonder if korri wants to get married?

I'm sure she will.

well, will you? the person who i am addressing knows who they are.

LOL Windy xD!!
I'm Five Finger Discounting !!!!!

sinner.

You wanna get married Niv?

Or is that moving too fast and you just want to stay a cyber couple?

this is so sudden..okay...lets go get hitched( they know who they are )

I'll marry ya, If i can have ya shoes !!
* Points *

Sure take 'em.

* Takes 'em, then proceeds to crash around like Godzilla *

My feet aren't that big!!!

Looks like we have to wait til pablo gets on to marry us.

Hehe, w00t !!
Hurry up Pablo !!!!!!!!!!!!! So we can make with the Weird Noises..

We can make weird noises without him.

*grunts like a jungle animal as the honeymoon commences* "wait...wheres the friggin' whipped cream?"

* Speaks Whale *

*growls*

speaks cat.

* Licks her index finger and jams it in Windy's ear *
Mwu ha ha ha ha

realy?..meow.weom.meow.*purrr*

Originally posted by Nivvy
* Licks her index finger and jams it in Windy's ear *

Eww...wet willy!

i am king of someones jungle.

My finger's name is Willy

*licks his finger...*

You come up with the rest.

* Murmurs * Nuuuuuu....

oh what a jungle that must be rj

When does pablo usually get on???

* Shruggles *

I wanna get hitched.

(Mostly for the honeymoon)

someone knows what jungle i mean.

..oh I must not have seen the forest for the trees,my bad

Rj of the Jungle.
Watch the Breeze, it may ride your Butt Flap high.

* Huggles Windy *

*huggles Niv*

rogue..rogue..rogue of the jungle, strong as he can be..watch out for that tree!!!!!!!

King of the Jungle my ass.

j/k

well there no trees in my jungle..no worries there

no bushes either?

Must make RJ happy!

Dedicated to Rj.

In the Jungle the Mighty Jungle....


Rj sleeeeeeeeeeeeps tonightttttttt

That song rules!

Remember how they used it for Ace Ventura?

my jungle just has some rolling hills,no shrubs.

RJ must be in heaven now.

In Jungle Heaven n.n

No more like he's in Camel Toe heaven.

camel toe l l I havent heard that in ages!

You haven't?

You must not watch The Man Show

but they have those guys on there

They changed the hosts though.

It's not as good.

Fix yaself Gurl !!
You got a Camal Toe !!!!
( Ewww, that happens so often at work !! Then that Camal Toe song comes into my head )

......... She's got a frontal Wedge...

me likkeeeeee.

Now I definately need a pic of you in your bathing suit Niv!!!

Thank Gawsh i don't get Camal Toe n.n !!
Good ole TYR Swimwear, the same brand as Baywatch even. Coincidence ??.......

*dreams of Niv's slow motion running*

* Sniggers at the thought of a Baywatch Skank falling over slow motion *

"Oww, my fake boob popped when I fell"

Oh My boobs broke my fall n.n !!

I couldn't imagine you doing that.

I can just see your beauty.

I'm too Pro to fall over out of Clumbsyness, I'd at least make it look Intentional ^____^;;

haha no camel toe for me..any more

That's my girl!

Camal Toe must be like..... Tight Speedos.... Revealing... *Cough*

speedos?*shudders*

Guys who wear speedo's need to be shot in the face with a pellet gun 30 times.

Why ?? I never understood that Law.. Enlighten me

It's just...ick...wrong!

I with lance on that..very wrong!

*walks into the chappel carying a rubber woman and some vasoline* "wait....this isnt a hotel...."

It's okay, You can Insure Barbies, I'm sure you could marry a Blow up Doll.

This is getting more and more like a cheap Vegas chapel every minute.

its part of the charm.

i saw an 80 year old in speedos once...talk about trauma.

Hehe, just like Home huh Windy ??

Yeah!

Maybe we should get in line for marriage now Niv.

can i be the best man?

If you want to be.

kewl...free tuxedo and beer!!!!!!!

Hey, does this mean tonight is my bachelor party?

thats right..you know what that means, right? twilek hookers!!!!!!

Hookers ^____^ * Waves *

yay hookers

I wish all hookers were like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman...
Where have all the GOOD hookers gone?

"Precious Roy Hooker Monkeys!" - Sifl and Olly

i dont think he wants to

yes i do

you do? great! are the snacks on hte reception free?

Where's pablo?

These two need to get married!

And he needs to stay on long enough to marry me and Niv together.

make sure you sign pre-numptual agreements....dont want her taking you for everything you've got if you get a divorce.

awww thats sweet

We won't ever get a divorce.

thats creepy

How's that creepy?

ur like talking for the two of you
nevermind
good luck with the wedding

Oh, I talk too much, never listen to me.

Here is what I meant to say:

I hope we never divorce.

right
anyways *puts on dress and runs around throwing rice at people*
wheres the happy couple

getting it on in the confessions booth.

Neo, Korri!

Get your butts to the chapel!!!

im sure thats it BF

a waiting list already?

Yup.

put me down for five pies then