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Well, we beated around the bush so much on this one that I figured I'd start of the thread. This thread is for people to post pictures of themselves on, it's a kind of getting to know you thing. Just remember, don't post up some 600 kilobyte image cos it will take forever to load. Try and keep them small, or if they have to be big then just post a link to them.

If you don't know how to post a picture then click on the UBB Code is enabled link and look for the notes about the and tags.

If you don't have webspace to put you image then I have space on various servers and I know Raz is always willing to help out in that capasity as well.

Neato! Thanks, RC

We are entering in the strange world of deja vu.

Shot of myself coming soon, Edna promises something a little while after that.

Yes queeq, but there have been so many departures and arrivals of late that this is well over due.

Then again, if more people put their picture in their profile....

Pictures of Lilly.....who had this song?

Don't hold your breath, confusion is an essence.

I remember the song, finti, but can't think of the artist. I give up....tell us.

I have some new pics coming...was supposed to scan them friday at my friend's house but it had to get moved to monday, so I'll try to post one myself. If I can't do it(which wouldn't surprise me) I will e-mail them to you, RC. And humbly grovel for your help, since Dimmy's busy.

So now I'm your Dimmy replacement huh.....

Fine!

Well NOBODY could ever replace Dimmy. If you don't want to help me, I'll ask Raz, Mr. Sad Face.

Don't sulk, it isn't very lady li... Oh, fair enough.....

But I don't want to sulk. I just want my pal RC to be happy. How about a cupcake ?

Um, happy, yeah, happy-happy-happy...

Just like me!

(Forced smile)

Exactly, but being serious for just a minute, of course I will help you out Gundy, and anyone else if they want.

Well thanks RC, I knew you were my pal !

Hey, RC is everyones pal, most of the time.... But I'll always be your pal.

Even mine?

We're all friends together...

Well i wrote it in the question , it was the who who had pictures of Lily

Well, post 'm then!

Ratcat-

I've mailed you a picture of myself (no good for the GDF shot)... just put it up, tell me whwere it is and I'll post it here.

Oh goody!!!!

It's a somewhat artistic B&W shot taken by a photo artist friend of mine...

Just got my GDF pic done. My friend just needs to run the digital camaera through his software, and I'll send.

ehh its a song queeq

*Han Solo voice* I know.

So Ush, we get two pics? Very nice. I'm sure you look very good on the artistic pic. Usually people are hardly recognisable on pics like that, but they look good.

Right here it is.

I should explain: My friend Andy is a photo artist, and he often takes snaps of his friends for help with various projects. This day, he got me to do several shots posing in various moody/depressed poses... don't know why he thought of me! Oh, wait, yeah, now I get it...

http://website.lineone.net/~episode-2uk/forum/ushgarak2a.jpg

Feel free to add a caption! I cvan think of two:

1. Soon I will kill you all...
2. Drugs- Just Say No!

Well, seeing as Mr. queeq is full of all the sarcasm how about we take a trip down memory lane with queeq's picture......

http://website.lineone.net/~episode-2uk/forum/queeq.jpg

Ain't he luvely......

"I'm opening a boutique."

AAHHH! The Face of Chaos revealed!

Well, aren't we all wonderful...

Balls rolling now. More pics!

HOLY CRAP, WHO IS THAT HANDSOME FELLOW WITH THE RED HAIR. I MUST MEET HIMMMMMMM!!

OK, this is possibly one of my favorite pics...

http://website.lineone.net/~episode-2uk/forum/dim1.jpg

I'll probably pay later, but who cares....

He's man enough for anyone!

I've just fallen of my chair, Brian!

They don't have razors in Holland???

If they didn't, that stubble would have been a lot longer.

So you just dropped in to post some pics of people without asking? How.... nice?

Yep, that's about the sum of it.... Whatsamatter, you were oh so keen to see loads of pics of my trip.....

Anyway, in the interest of fairness:
http://website.lineone.net/~episode-2uk/forum/ratonfloor2.jpg

Nice... feet...

Big... Feet...

And you know what they say about men with big feet...

Please choose from the following list of responses:

1. They have big shoes
2. They have big socks
3. They have difficulty buying footwear
4. They make bad jokes all the time...

Sorry! To make up...

5. They are GREAT in bed!

Now I need a pic of Edna...

How do YOU know about no. 5???????????

Number One was gonna be MY answer.

That is a good picture Ush, call it study for the finals. .

Yeah, if Edna doesn't fall into his arms now then somethings wrong...

You guys can't be serious, surely...

That is a good picture no doubt. At least they are able to get you on a picture. I hate to get my picture taken, so whenever there is a camera around, I turn away.

I am, I think that's a fantastic pic. In a totally non gay way you should have the women falling at your feet...

It would be more impressive to have them falling at my feet in a GAY way, though, wouldn't it?

You are all far too kind. Though I had better wait for some females to comment...

I think they all swooned...

Actually, for all us blokes to be jealous of you roguish good looks has gotta stand for something.

All of us blokes????????????? Speak for yourself, RC.
Does Dimmy know about your.... other preferences?

Huh? I was saying jealous that he's better looking than me, not that I fancied him

**refer to previous posts please.

Why are you still so facinated with Dim and I? Just live with it will ya.

I am fascinated by everyone, RC. Things always have implications for other things. But I think that if you fancy him, you should tell Dim.

You seem insistant on that last point there queeq. I'm not sure why though... Clearly you have issues with the fact that I feel confident enough in myself to be able to make a statement about Ush whilst you shy away from it.

No, I don't fancy Ushgarak, or any other man for that matter, thanks but I bet there's a load of females who do.

Besides, in this day and age, why would it be bad to be gay? Is this some hither to unknowm homophobic side of queeq coming out?

Anyway, this is a photo's thread so let's keep it to that shall we. If you really want to "sexual orientation" discussion then we can always start a thread on that if you like...

Does the phrase "pulling your leg" ring a bell, RC?

Dunno, what does it mean to you. SOunds like some dodgy sexual practise to me.

Besides, Ush may be a handsome chap but he's no George Michael...

as long as you keep to pulling his leg queeq, and not something else.

I like to let him think he's upset me cos I know that in the final analysis this is gonna get real funny...

why are you going to admit something, come out of the closet with queeq Gundy and Edna

I think I already admitted everything worth knowing months ago.

Trust me, I don't have any deep, dark secrets. I don't have any shallow, light secrets either, or any other combination of deek, shallow, dark or light secrets.

beside secrets then?

Uh, no. If it's not a secret then it doesn't need admiting to cos it's already out there.

You have some strange obsessions with coitus. Pfease don't scare away the ladies, Edna seemed pretty upset by your last inuendo's.

I thought it was healthy. Anyway, we all know that Edna is a lady and you're just upset because your feeble attempts to corrupt her have failed.

I, unlike you, am rarely upset about anything. But she's staff and I feel partly responsible for her. Not as much as Ush, but still...

Actually, when I'm upset I sulk, and when I sulk I don't post, so the fact that I am posting is a clear indication that I am not upset.

But you DO post when you sulk, RC? Not much, but enough to see you are sulky.

Yeah, but those are light sulky days. You should see me when I really get sulky.

OMG, you two sound like two old ladies...

I'm not gonna scan those pics until wed nite, RC. But if between her and I we can't get them posted, I'll e-mail them to you from her computer. okay ?

Yeah, not a problem Gundy.

Old ladies Dim, is that how you see me now?? Well!

Fits with you fancying men.

No, I fancy Dim thanks very much, who I can assure you is 100% female.

You will note that the Ladies are not commenting on ANY of the photos sent in... rather telling that, I think...

Uh, where are your photos Ush ?

The photos plural are of (and from) several people. Two pages ago on this topic, my dear... guess it all got buried by the RC/Queeq-a-thon there.

Edit- changed 'pages ago' reference... didn't know I was going to start a new page...

Oh Gundy, get with the program.

Ush is convinced he is hideously ugly. I tried to tell him otherwise but I fear he did not believe my sincerity!

Oh, this thread has lost its purpose... you all missed the photos, guys!

OK, believe her Ush, this could work out well.

HINT: When a woman says your good looking, don't deny it, jusat say THANKYOU!!!

DID you, Edna? You said you were impressed... I thought you meant the photo, not the guy inside...

Like I'd deliberately sabotage a compliment from Edna...

my apologies, then...

Yes I did actually! You are obviously about 4 emails behind! Geez! Get with it Ush! And dont knock a compliment from me! They dont come along very often! (note - dont anyone even dare say they are like buses!)

I'm not behind on e-mails... I have them right here. Scanning for the phrase 'wow,you are attractive in that shot...'

No. I have

<Wow! A picture! Im impressed! And I have to say that you look nothing as
I expected you to! Not at all!>

With apologies for repeating correspondance.

Oh damn it! Did I not write it? I accidnetally dleted it you see and had to retype it.

You said something about me having to look at more of your hideous ugliness and I meant to say something like:

I refuse to stand by and let you convince yourself that you are hideously ugly! You are far uglier than that! only joking! hat is completely not true! You are a very good-looking bloke. And anybody who tries to tell you differently will have to answer to me!

Or something like that anyway!

Well, that answer will do me just fine...

Now THAT has got to put you in a good mood Ush.

So, Edna, are we likely to see a picture of you?

I know Gundy is on the case. BTW, I'm working in reading tomorrow so will be late home but I will make sure that I get Gundy's pics online so she can post them if she sends them to me.

I admit, I've been in worse moods...

M<y GDF picture, and Edna's first, coming very soon, I promise...

Ednas' Pic, Ednas' Pic, Ednas' Pic, Ednas' Pic, Ednas' Pic!!!!

We wanna see Ednas' Pic!!!!

Oddly enough, I e-maiold her with almost exactly the same enthusiasm... she says be patient. And she has homework to do...

Yeah, that's what they always say...

Do they? Wow...

Yep, 'fraid so...

Huh. People, eh?

So, any more photo comments whilst I was listening to a busy signal?

'fraid not. And I'm worried that they will close this one soon, with barely any photos on at all...

Never fear, cos in the tradition of such threads, we just open a "Son of" thread, then a "Daughter of" thread, then a "Grandfather of" thread and so on and so forth...

Cool. Plenty of room for my Edna threads to go on...

But this isnt an Edna thread. Why is everyone so eager to see a pic of me anyway?

It was just a general point.

The reason is two-fold:

a. you are a regular poster and they seem to be ravenous for shots of ALL of us

b. You're a girl, of course. Some things never change.

I should have known!

And you DID know, of course. But you were just hoping otherwise...

Yep!

Never mind. I guess you poor girls just have to accept these things... well, tell us all to be damned. But post anyway! Be proud!

Certainly I seemed to get away with it when I posted mine...

I will post it to you as it is an embarrassing photo that is quite old. When I manage to get a decent one I will post that!

Fine by me...

There are four of us in the pic you see so I shouldnt really post it on the board without the other's permission.

Perfectly understood... though if it's in computer file form can't you just isolate yourself?

We're in a close little huddle. It would be hard and look stupid. I cant be bothered anyway! Stop complaining!

It was a suggestion rather than a complaint... jeez...

This is the worst POSSIBLE timing but my mail server has just one on the fritz... send anyway, but I may be delayed in getting it... bloody BT!

I alreday sent it. I sent the link rather than the file!

Quite fotunate, as I think this useless server would have struggled to get a pic through...

Oh GREAT. Another one of your guessing games...let me see...

Life's just one long guessing game with me around. Everyone I know says I am really unpredictable. They say they think they have got me figured out and then I do or say something that they totally wouldnt have expected! Well who wants to be normal anyway?

Actually, I could deal with being a LITTLE more normal right now... kind of like how I used to be...

Further apologies for the e-mail I just sent you... really, you have to hear my tone of voice for it to be funny...

It's my dream....

Anyway, can others see the pic?

Come on then guess guess guess!

Can I guess too? Can I? Can I?

Why not just post the link to the picture here???

I did explain that! Keep up RC!

Oh, I am TERRIFIED of picking the wrong one...

Read up a bit- she says she doens't want it public without permission

Well, you could edit out your friends. Send it to me and I'll edit them out......

Well, it's worth a try...

Trial by fire, Ush.

But that takes the fun out of it. Besides its an old photo so I dont want to show it all over the board. Youwill all just have to wait!

Oh, THANKS, queeq, now I feel a whole lot better... if only there was a tapemeasure in the background...

That wouldnt work because the floor isnt level in that classroom and we also arent all standing in the floor if you hadnt noticed!

Boy, this is OH SO FAMILIAR.

Well, if there's no more pics than I'm going to bed!

Good night then!

You're not? Oh fff...iddlesticks. There goes my main criteria

Start again...'manky' hair...God, I'm totally lost here. And none of you look amazingly pale.

Oh thats the camera. I am normally very pale!

What, it's a magic LESS pale camera? Gotta get me one of those... I tend to look
DREADFUL...

If only you had ever mentioned glasses...

Now that would be telling! I think I am going o post the photo. Even if I do look awful and it is really old. Could be quite fun!

At least I could watch everyone else make guesses...

They all look like lovely girls, though...

Hmmm, looks like you're stuffed there matey. One wrong word and.... well you know the consequences...

Now thats just blatant cheating! Come on out with it! You have to guess before I post it and I want to know why you think that one and I have to go soon.

May I again offer my thanks to the males of this board for making me feel more GODDAMN comfortable about this?

Oh just do it! Close your eyes. Open them again and whichever one strikes you first is probably me!

If you say so...

Oh no, I CAN'T do it like that... only if you REALLY want me to guess...

2nd from the left, 2nd from the left.....

Huh?

Just a wild guess. Unless of course you not standing in a row in which case that doesn't really work...

That's glasses girl, RC... could be, could be. I'm pretty sure it's one of the middle two.

Ush for god's sake hurry up! I wanna go to bed some time this century!

Not bad for a total guess huh. Let me know if I'm right or not. And what she looks like.

Hmm, let's put more pressure on Ush...

THAT WILL MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER, WON'T IT!

JESUS

Second from the left then, like RC said.

And for God's sake, just go to bed if you want. I've TOLD you not to let me keep you up.

Now, don't you go blaming me if that's the wrong answer...

Hhhhmmmmmm. Why second from the left? hat makes you think that is Edna witch?

Here you go then guys!

Answers on a post card. Its a dogy old photo. Please dont laugh! And you need to justify your answers!

http://ednawitch.homestead.com/files/which_one_am_i.jpg

Well, perhaps you shouldn't stick your nose in...

OK, torn here. 4 pretty young ladies but I'm thinking she's either glasses girl or the one on the far left.

But can I get the number of the one 2nd from the right cos she has a real cheeky smile....

Ush, you getting touvhy as well..

Interesting! Interesting! You do realise that is a potential hit on me! What would Dimmy think?

I'm just a mess at night, RC. And you have been winding me up a tad.

Oh no, we have to justify it... now I'm screwed.

Ok. Second on the left- because the hair has that reddy hint that you said it had, and sh looms proud enough.

Proud? Proud? What are you trying to say?