What does a REAL Matrix-fan look like???
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The Omega
In honour of JediHDM!
What does a REAL Matrix fan look like??
To post here, you have to at least wear shades, have Smith hairdo or other assorted silliness.
This is me (the only girl) at my local kwoon!
Another_Smithy
Nice pic yo!
navykidd
here is one that i know, hes such a matrix nut, i wouldnt be surprised if hes stalking Neo, lol, sorry Korri, i still think hes yours
SimplePriest
navykidd> would you please stop posting my pic. Geez. Besides, I'm supposed to be in a matrix-y outfit. lol
GABRIEL05
I like this pic. It's goin on profile
Korri
Look its Neo's Angel (with cat)
JediHDM
You remind me of that girl in "Beyond", with the cat...
clavis9495
hehhehehehheeheheheh NOO she is a true scot not some chinky chic
Alias Neo
korri dosn't look the girl off of beyond
Korri
more like the girl out of the Exorsist
JediHDM
I said she reminds me, not IS...
Korri
L
L
clavis9495
hehehehe (scots?)
Alias Neo
what do u mean by (scots?), do u mean am i from scotland
joeboy
>Kori - Nice looking PUSSY cat.
I can't help it.
clavis9495
Korri> Is that in glasgow?
SimplePriest
Hey now joeboy. You don't want neo getting mad now do ya. This is a family website.
SimplePriest
Well here we go, the moment you've all been waiting for. Those people with me are the first two people I freed from the matrix.
SimplePriest
dang it, it didn't work right... lemme see. This Should do it.
navykidd
ok my turn, and by the way, GO BENGALS.
navykidd
man, cruises on naval ships are fun, lol
SimplePriest
Hey I recognize that shirt. Do you go to the naval academy? That must be a yard patrol boat that you're on then. Wow. That's cool. What is the academy like?
JJ
we know each other. We're in some of the same classes.
see ya brandon!
SimplePriest
My pic is of me and brandon's familiy actually. Go Bengals!
navykidd
Lol, u ruined it, lol, oh well, i knew it had to end some time,
JediHDM
Oh, sorry, wrong one, thats my future wife...
This is me...
Another_Smithy
lol, Hey was'nt that chick the one that is Padme in Star Wars? Funny head shot of yousa.
Red Texas
hey, well, there's always the afterlife, JK!
Great pic, man
SimplePriest
Wow... Your first pic was kinda nice. The second one... kinda not as nice. OH wait, that's Natal-- oops I mean, it's no one I know.
Korri
thanx thats Lucy
Korri
Lanark im sure that u have heard of it
Alias Neo
aww thanks, but i don't think that picture caught my best side
Korri
u have a best side? i think all of u is nice
Alias Neo
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/blushing.gif
i think this picture of me looks better
JediHDM
WOW, YOU'RE A TREANT?!?!?! COOL!!!!
Alias Neo
changed the picture
Korri
its very nice
icansee
How do you post a picture?
joeboy
i post by using spell check. Lets you upload there.
jedi > WOW, YOU'RE A TREANT?!?!?! COOL!!!!
What is a treant?
The Omega
icansee> After writing press the Preview and Spellchek button. It gives you acces to upload pictures.
Can we have more sunglasses?!?!
Altar[1stONE]
If i had digital camera you would see how much i look like neo , its shocking . heheheh i envy myself.
General Kaliero
I'll try to get a pic of myself wearing my mirrored red lensed shades. Possibly my trenchcoat too.
lazerbled
hiya...trinity where r u
VenomVA
"Hey, that's a nice bike"
Korri
Altar? ur back *hugs*
Sifer
Sunglasses? No problem, what do you want - Neo stylee, or Oakely Stylee
Korri
i like my sunglasses
SimplePriest
I've got some shades, but they're like the kind Arnold wore in T3 when he came out of that strip club. I don't think they'd look that cool...
JediHDM
you know what you need to do with those glasses...? remember T3? yeah, exactly...
SimplePriest
jediHDM> ROFLMBO!!
all> I'd just like to take this moment to clarify that I Do Not actually own shades like that. Once again, I do not own pink, sparkly, star-shaped shades.
Thank you.
Korri
L
L i believe u
JediHDM
Simple> Good, man, cause you were making me scared there for a sec...Jedi do not wear sparkly sunglasses...Just aint happenin'...
The Omega
Hah!
Shades AND bending the rules of gravity!
Red Texas
mmmkay
The Omega
Well Crimson Texan: Where's your pic?
clavis9495
I know I look a bit like Avril lavigne but this is me====>
clavis9495
@ my antie evvy's
Neo_Version 7
Holy shit?! You're ****ing gorgeous.
Neo_Version 7
You really are. I swear it.
must_kill_Santa
you do look like avril
JediHDM
yes, you are very pretty
Red Texas
alas, I don't have a camera, but I'm an irish/Portugese male --- I'll try to find an old pic of myself, though
Sifer
If that is indeed you then you really are, beautiful.
GABRIEL05
At the risk of sounding like a hater: fella's, uhhh could you all get her proverbial nuts out you're mouthes?... Eh?
Red Texas
I never trust pictures sent over the net...
jiggaman8604
You shouldve known better than to post your picture on a matrix forum....many a sperm has been spilled on your account.
Red Texas
That's just disgusting --- I've always wondered what percentage of the sexes are impersonating another sex on the net......
JediHDM
jiggaman> Uncalled for...
Red Texas
agreed.
To that one pic with the pretty blond...
Not to cause a stir or anything, but I doubt the authenticity(sp?) of it - the lighting looks to professional, as does the pose.
JediHDM
agreed, i thought that as soon as i saw it, but, pretty nonetheless...
clavis9495
Gee thanx I can send you another picture but this is real REALLY I'm not a liar I know this maybe a bit weird but it is true!! My uncle John has this new digital camara and the house is very light as it is a sort of garden resort where she lives ( she's a nutter) no offense ofcourse auntie evvy!!
But my uncle isn't and he's real good with computers too I'll send you a pic of my sis later she looks alot like me soo I CAN PROVE IT. I'm not a fraud!....
burlyman
well, its nice to have something to look forward to
indeed it is
clavis9495
yes here it is...
clavis9495
w8 got a better one of myself
clavis9495
=====> me on my boattrip
clavis9495
with matrix glasses
joeboy
You could give the woman in the red dress a run for her money. What is a nutter?
Sifer
Nutter = looney
Again - very nice picture
clavis9495
Owkee ENOUGH WITH THE SPERM SPILLIN!!!! You didn't do that with the omega!!! so why don't we all send our pictures in?
clavis9495
btw=======> the omega looks like Masdonna!!!
JKozzy
I've got Neo glasses and a cloak... hopefully sometime soon I'll get the pants and post my "Neo" pic
The Omega
Jkozzy> Just wear some black jeans and get the picture taken!
Red Texas> Some people sometimes get very nice professional pictures taken, but I admit that the 1st and 2nd Clavis9495 doesn't really look like the same person.
But anyways: This wasn't meant as a just a picture-thread (that exists in the General Discussion Forum). This was to show the die-hard fans doing matrixy stuff, wearing cool shades or other Smith hair, or riding cool bikes or other assorted silliness.
For those of you who dress up to opening nights (like I do
) we revive this on November the 5th!
SIX WEEKS and one day! (Faints)
SimplePriest
Oh ok... I see... well ermm, this is a picture of my residual self image.
You see, I'm in the Matrix!
SimplePriest
here it is...
Notice the Green soccer field... suspicious, huh.
SimplePriest
wow.... That's kinda big huh.... Well I hope you like it, cuz it sure is ... big. Didn't mean to make it that big, but uh... yeah. There it is... All of it. Well... I'm leaving now
*runs away, haunted by his own embarassingly huge picture*
clavis9495
nice pic and it is the same person as I can not clone myself like agent smith....> omega
omega> YOU LOOK LIKE MADONNA
clavis9495
don't ya think?
SimplePriest
Oh yeah Omega... yeah she does kinda look a little like Madonna... right there in her normal size picture. A picture that's the same size as everybody else's. Hmmm... good point.
ugghhh, I'm leaving again....
JediHDM
HAHAHA...you see, thats why you dont make comparisons like that...
as for the field, yes, it is green, but that makes me think we ARENT in the matrix, i mean, ive never seen a field that green...wait a minute...OMG, THERES AN AGENT!! *points to door, then jumps out window, running, trying to find a payphone, as bullets whiz by...*
The Omega
(Watches)
Six weeks... Maan, we'll go nuts before that...
JediHDM
yeah, i guess we'll just have to role play..."This is your captain speaking, if you could buckle your seatbelts, its gonna be a wild ride, as Sentinels have been scoped on the radar, so just sit back, relax, and we'll be in Zion in about two days..."
The Omega
What happened to that sign-up thread anyways? I put in my application, but the thread has vanished....
JediHDM
its still there, but the name has nothing to do with it...
The Omega
Figures! I can absolutely NOT find my usual threads anymore...
SimplePriest
ummm, did I say Madonna?
I meant Madonna's young, young, beautiful, younger sister.
Who is not old in anyway. But is very pretty, a-and very smart, ummm... yeah, very Smart... and umm, young.
Right guys???
burlyman
Right http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/boat.gif
The Omega
Simplepriest>
Captain, may I kick him in the head?
clavis9495
NO you don't look like madonna as she is now you look like her from when she was young that's what I meant I wouldn't dare to insult you Omega!!!
The Omega
Sheesh! JediHDM need to answer soon, I'm getting tired in my leg here...
JediHDM
oh...Sorry, no, but if you load up, i will let you do whatever your heart desires...Simple, sorry, man, but i gotta let her this time, however, *speaks to entire crew* let it be known, the sparring program is only to be used for training, not settling disputes, from this day forward. And without further ado, i give you...Omega v. Simple!
burlyman
jue v. thad style ?
JediHDM
Exactly...BUt, again i say, ONLY THIS ONCE.
The Omega
(Now we DO need the Matrix On-line game!! Simple> You're gonna owe me a fight until next summer!
)
JediHDM
sorry, my original post was in the wrong place, it has now been corrected, thank you...
SimplePriest
Omega> u-uhh, can't we work out a deal here? Something more along the lines of me groveling for mercy, and you graciously bestowing it...?
plleeeeeaaassee... I don't wanna be kicked in the head
JediHDM
omega> he DID grovel...
The Omega
Pfrrrr.....Harhahahahahahahahaha!
Very well then... I guess I don't get to say "Dodge this" this time around...
(Smirks and goes back to Erleuchtet thread)
SimplePriest
whewwww.....
JediHDM
see, how that was handled, no death, no "kicking in the head", nice diplomacy in action...
SimplePriest
yeah
and all it took was a little loss of dignity *sniff sniff*
SimplePriest
Thank you korri *whispers to her* that Omega is such a tyrrant...
Korri
aww she aint really
JediHDM
SIMPLE> I will have no dissent amongst the ranks...She is your commanding officer, and as such, you will follow her orders to the best of your ability.
OMEGA> No more abuse of your position, otherwise i may strip your rank and give to a somewhat more deserving individual
ALL> DO i make myself clear?
SimplePriest
Yes sir, very clear.
The Omega
(Mock salutes) Loud 'n clear, sir.
JediHDM
GOOF...i mean GOOD...
clavis9495
simple priest does your name have anything to do with your IQ number?
just askin!!!
The Omega
Clavis> You better mean ICQ number, or you just got on my BAD side...
JediHDM
Clavis> you better hope to Neo that you meant ICQ, and missed the C, cause otherwise, you've got a ship after you, and believe you me, you dont wanna be on the recieving end, cause Simple is our gunner, and i dont think i'll be able to stop him, and even if i could, im pretty sure Omega's got a mean shot as well...
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