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Yes, it is true, I am a sock.

And let me tell you something, it took a lot af planning. Hiring actors to play Ratcat when required, forging documentation and hiring a pretend family.

Who am I in real life, why I'm Ushgarak of course...

Ushgarak, of course, being another of my socks. Now I have a pair.

eehh ok I guess....

So, in the end I am Ushgarak. See, simple.

Are you sure you didn't have a little too much to drink last night?

//checks RC for a fever

No, that's tonight.

Hmmm..now I'm getting a little paranoid

It all comes down to this anyway: there are only two users on these boards: me and..... well, you figure that one out.

That's the smartest thing you've said all year.

So I portray a lot of people then.

But, ultimately, I control both of them as well.

In a way he's right though. Pika is a very advanced sock. He's forgotten he is one and rather rapidly as well. He sort of lives a life on his own now, but if you look closely you can still see the real user behind him.

Behind who? Now I'm confused.

You wish.

freeq!, Hush or you'll divulge our diabolical plan!

Everything has thranspired as I have foreseen.

BWAAHHAHAHAHAHA

Not really. Pika's just the tip of the iceberg... and pointing you in the wrong direction. And there are many directions.

Only at the end will you understand.

As are well al Keo.

Okay, I'll confess too. I'm really....RAZ !!!!!!!

Is EVERYONE Raz, or something?

Or is Raz everyone? It goes both ways. Who really knows who he or she is?

Well, we know Raz is a he so no need for a poll on that one.

So certain are you?

Well, he said he was a male and I'm not going to call him a liar, are you?

Let's just say I keep all options open.

Fair comment.

Socks always go on both feet, after all.

But these are forum socks, they go on the hands.

Left AND right.

Either, your choice.

Exactly, well said my young ( )apprentice.

Or yours? Whose turn is it to play with Raz this week?

Oh, you can have him.

No thanks. Someone told me he was smelly.

Raz is a scoundrel. Just the way I like him.

I thought you liked nice men...

He's a nice man.

A nice man AND a scoundrel?

Probably.