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The Casino,come in with money and leave with none.

Ahh, just like home!

*proceeds to play Keno*

*throws a shot glass against the wall to test security*

(two guards walk over to Th)

...then proceed to kick his ass

craps!...opps..I mean thats my game..

Time to play slots!

..do you hit the jackpot alot?

Yeah, the slots are really loose.

im gonna pull an oceans eleven and rob this mutha...whos with me?

well thats why your the rogue I guess...Im out of this joint..before this goes down..

*slowly raises hand*

what a sissy...all right, lance!!!!! anyone else have the cojones?

LoL no thanks I'll stick to the poker tables

Anyone want to play me on a fixed roullete wheel? lol

Of course Smithy

Okay what number you pickin?

i say 10

Ya sure ya wanna do that chere?

im just picking a number

Okay 10 it is...
::spins roullete wheel, sees that ball is gonna land on 10, hits button ball lands on 3::

Sorry you lose, fork over the cash!

Ya picked a number on a FIXED wheel

alright i dont know wat we are playing here *hands smithy a dollar* buy urself sumthing nice

COOL
My first step to world domination

Try that in Vegas Smithy an' we'll see how far ya get towards world domination

Hey a dollar today and then 2 dollars tomorrow! At this rate I will have a billion dollars in like 300 years!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

::walks by KMC MALL::

Wow that lolipop sure looks nice! NO I WILL NOT SPEND MY DOLLAR!!




















::walks out of store with lolipop::

Damned temptations, I worked so hard to get da dollar, oh well I gots a big lolipop now!

::sticks it in mouth::

*throws dollar at smithy* here you go

Watch now he's gonna buy a jaw breaker

SWEET! I am back on track to world domination!

::walks by KMC mall again stares at store where lolipop was bought::

Ohhh no, you cant tempt me shit store! This dollar is mine!!!



























::walks out of store next to lolipop store with Mentos in hand::

Ya ain't ever gonna have world domination huh smithy

poor smithy
ur not doing to good

With this Mentos and lolipop I will create the ultimate weapon to hold the world for ransom with!
::stands in a flashy pose::

Um......how are ya gonna pull that off smithy?

Here are the blueprints for my device...Secret Blueprints

watever ur on smithy, up ur dosage man

Whoops, wrong blueprints

Yeah I think they are the wrong ones smithy

weirdo

*sneaks in, wearing disguise, fake mustache, beard, barret . . . throws another shot glass at wall*

*watches guards throw TH out on his ass*

Poor TH he'll never learn

oh he'll be back at least he provides some work for the guards

Yep he keeps the economy goin'

if TH wasn't around then i would have to pay the guards for standing around not doing anything

No you would'nt you still gots me!
::sneaks up on guard and applies the ankle lock on him::
Tap muthertucker!

place your bet children

*throws a stack of 100's on the table*

*all my money on GREEN*

money money money

* places all my money on one bet *

*lance looses* ITS NOT RIGGED I SWEAR!!! muahahaha

ahh poor lance

Oh well, all my money means less than a dollar.

Wants to play roulette..places money on red 13

all my money is on green, so with mine and lil's luck, it'll be black

*spins the wheel* black 12..no wait Red 13...wait Black 14!

*yet again screams*AMN YOU FUNNY BOY.....DAMN YOU!!! (funny boy is dave)!!

spin it again

*places all of lil's money on blue"
C'MON BLUE!!!!
..... there is no blue
O..... sorry lil
*walks off*

go red!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHG!!! MY MONEY!!! DAAAAAAVE IM GONNA EAT YOU

oh my gawd

i need some dealers here! *spins wheel it lands on 22 black*

We'll id deal, but funny boy lost all me money.....

*gets all of daves clothes* gooooooo red!

p.s. leaves boxers for public safety

ginger bread men dont ware clothes

Well then bets all the ginger bread in the world.......on red!

*red wins*
*recieves twice as much ginger bread and makes an EMPIRE of ginger bread*

ahh someone attempting to rob the casino *chases them down to reveal the thief as....* (someone continue)

burl

y

*Gets dave, takes off his ginerbread army...and...and..EATS THEM ALL! mwahahahaha...leaves dave with out a leg...which i dipped in a milk and ate*

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crutch.gif

awwwwww....*almost feels...sorry...but the bitchiness...over....overpowering...lil.....bitchiness over powering lil...* grrr arrrg DAve.....
I bet my knife on green

*bets his other leg on green*
at least if its not green, no knife
if it is green, i can walk

*GREEN WINS*

DAve..have a leg!
I'll have my knife....
for some reason i feel like a Xena The Warrior Princess... help!

*runs off with his 2 legs to rebuild the empire*
*reaches a safe distance and does this
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/fyou.gif *

JJ

*Gets GAbrielle ( ) and all ancient army with the help of god of war aries and MILK lots and lots of milk...gets ready for battle*

.......eeeeeep
O_o

*gets a glass of milk and does inspirational speach* ''Troops, we are fighting for....mxbnjkfbj whatever .mdmb\s..FREEDOM!! They can take our cookies, but they can never take..OUR FREEDOM!!''

Why is there a William Wallice in a Xena period.......a fuke it..CHARGE!!! :

*hides under duvet*
hehe..... never find me here....

awwwww...*hugs dave even though he dont deserve a hug *

i'm right, by the 2nd page we have gone COPLETELY off topic

dave..its all your fault...*sigh* tut tut tut..thats dave for ya

u started it!!!
(i know i did, but pety arguments are fun)

they suuuure are!

We already had a casino ya know -Goes to play poker-