The KMC Bathroom
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BackFire349
*takes a crap*
Rogue Jedi
*holds his breath as he steps to a urinal*
LanceWindu
Don't forget to wash your hands!
BackFire349
there is no sink in the bathroom.
BackFire349
yes, i wanted to make a thread where people WONT start to have hot steamy fantasies about other members.
Rogue Jedi
thats what you think!!!!!!!!!! guess who is in the stall with me?
LanceWindu
This might work
LindsIsTightK
Doesn't matter where I am, I'm always having hot and steamy fantasies

BackFire349
i just took a big greasy crap in the bathroom, i dont think anyone will be doing anything to hot and steamy, unless its coming out of their backside.
Rogue Jedi
we are wearing nose plugs, among other things.
BackFire349
*smears crap all over the wall* there, now lets see you try to have sex with a bunch of feces all over the place.
LindsIsTightK
Hey man, some people are into that, but I can assure you, I'm not, and I'm leaving
-leaves-
BackFire349
doubt you are that kinki.
BackFire349
this thread is working to perfection.
SlipknoT
unzipps pants, and starts to piss* O Shit! it got in my eye help!
Stormy Day
takes crap and starts a crap fight throwing crap at other members.
SlipknoT
AHHHHHH! IT landed in my mouth. *holds dowm Stormy day and shits all over his face*
Stormy Day
eeeeew
*pees on slipknoT*
SlipknoT
NOOOO! *dunks Stormy Day's head in toilet where Backfie shat*
Stormy Day
*grabs bf's poo and shoves it into slip's face*
Aqua
we finally have one cry
SlipknoT
*paints a mustash out of shit on stormy day's face*
Aqua
yet u guys r disgusting

cry
SlipknoT
*shoves aqua's head up Stormy Days ass and makes her eat her way out*

Stormy Day
*Flushes slip down the toilet*

OnLy_FoR_OrLi
*Stands on top of the toilet and drops a watermelon in, making a releif noise and holding her laugh under her breath*
Stormy Day
*vomits on OfO*
Aqua
this is soooooooooooo gross

MC Mike

*falls back*
Stormy Day
Wow aqua you didnt use the said smileycry
*Throws pushes aquas and mc mikes head into a toilet full of poo*
Stormy Day
*pulls out then pees on his face* cry
Stormy Day
*throws aqua in pile of shit* cry
Aqua
y did u do that u punk! cry
Stormy Day
because cry
*does it again*
Stormy Day
*does it again* cry
DanZeke25
*walks in, slips on someone's vomit and hits head on floor and is knocked out
DanZeke25
*walks in with a water gun filled with pee saying "haha i tricked u... that was a dummy" starts shooting everybody*
ladygrim
oookkk gona vomit

Vampy
*walks in and washes teeth*
SlipknoT
*farts in a ziplockbag and pops it in vampy's face*
Stormy Day
*throws poop at everybody* cry
SlipknoT
*pisses in a glass bottle and smashes it over stormy day's head
PrefectRonnykin
cleans bathroom

OnLy_FoR_OrLi
*Stands in stall*
SlipknoT
*grabs perfecrt Ronnykin and shoves it in a pile of shit puke and piss*
OnLy_FoR_OrLi
Now thats wrong.
SlipknoT
*grabs Only for Orli and holds her down and takes a liquid shit in her mouth*
Teen Titan#1FAN
eww pukie

SlipknoT
*vomits in Teen Titan Fan#1's face*
Stormy Day
*Vomits,pees,and poops in slips face* cry
SlipknoT
* pry's open SD's mouth and shoves a shit and jizz smoothie down his throat*
Teen Titan#1FAN
yuck!!!!Quack!!!!
Teen Titan#1FAN
Vomits on slipkontT.Opps
Stormy Day
*Vomits on slipknot too* cry
SlipknoT
*pees in SD's eyes*
Stormy Day
*craps in Slipknots eyes* cry
SlipknoT
*wipes shitty toilet paper all over SD's face*
SlipknoT
*gives TT#1 a dirty swirly*
Teen Titan#1FAN
GRRR RRAA GRABES SKT HEADED AND PUT IT IN SHITED TOLIT!!!MUHAHAHA
SlipknoT
*slams TT#1's head in a hue pile of diariah*
Teen Titan#1FAN
Oww head!!U bastered

OnLy_FoR_OrLi
*Opens SD's mouth and shoves her fist down it*
Teen Titan#1FAN
OOOOO do agian!

Stormy Day
IM a guy
*Blends poo,pee,and vomit in a blender and then pours it on Slips face* cry
Stormy Day
*gets the remains and pours it on titans face* cry
SlipknoT
why do you say poo, and pee i think were all over 5 here. anyway *farts and lights it on fire setting SD's hair on fire
Stormy Day
I dont swear
*rinses out flames* cry
Teen Titan#1FAN
punchs sd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stormy Day
*Craps on TeenTitans face and then lights it with fire* cry
Teen Titan#1FAN
Puts it out horseIm your master

SlipknoT
pisses in TT#1's pants*
SlipknoT
*wipes OFO's ass*
Stormy Day
I having trouble coming up with gross stuff to post

Nivvy
* Wraps herself up in TP *
OnLy_FoR_OrLi
Sweet, I have my own personal a$$ wiper!!!
Teen Titan#1FAN
*opines skt mouth and puickes in IT*I RULE

Stormy Day
*sticks crap in tt hair*cry
Darth Sauron
*uses the toilet*
ssj4goku
whats every bust in bathroom sraying every one with his super soaker and laughing evily
ssj4goku
take a pile of crap and sling it at slip knots face laughing as it hits
ssj4goku
now sit s on the sink and start to drink some bear as he talks to nivvy
ssj4goku
is that too many beers
Chelsea23
bored?

ssj4goku
hmmm iguess every one left the building oh well sit pationtly waiting for next victim to walk through the door
ssj4goku
listens to the sound of music while he waits

ssj4goku
shots chelsea with water gun
ssj4goku
hey chelsea whats up how you doing
Rad_1
Man, why are you here talking to yourself????
Chelsea23
no water at me...white shirts and water, don't really get along

ssj4goku
ha ha ha ha shoots chelsea and rad 1 with a water gun soaking them both then runs out the door
Rad_1

WHAT THE HELL?????ranting
Chelsea23
*chases you down and tackles you* what now?

Rad_1
Let's flush his head in the toilet.

ssj4goku
hey get off me grabss water ballons filled with bleach and throws those away then grabs the hose and hoses them down there will be flushing my head in a toilet but then gets up and picks rad-1 up and takes her to the nearst stall how about you
ssj4goku
how do you like me now laughing evily as we get closer to a toilet
Chelsea23
Sure we can

Rad_1
*kicks him where it really hurts, runs* Who's the evil one now, huh?

ssj4goku
shots chelsea again
ssj4goku
gets up and chases rad-1 down and tackle her pins her to the ground as i light up a cig and start taping her on her forhead with my finger calling it a typewriter you may be evil but wait and see what i got in store for you
Rad_1
We gotta make sure it's a well used one.....that's never been flushed.

Chelsea23
no shooting chelsea

Chelsea23
*points to a stall* this one looks good, lets go

ssj4goku
snaps fingers now rad-1 and chlesea anre both naked lol sits and stares wow hmmm ideas ideas
Rad_1
Man...be careful. I bite....hard.

Chels, help!
ssj4goku
KAMEHAMEHA SHOOTS A BEAM STRAIGHT DOWN LIFTING ME AWAY FROM THE STALL and to the next floor catch me if you can
ssj4goku
hey i like biting it turns me on lol
ssj4goku
yea chels help her
Rad_1
Oh, geez....you never give up, do you?
Chels! You grab one arm, I grab the other. Ready...?
Chelsea23
chris, i will grab you by your hair *bites you* now, leave her alone
ssj4goku
get ready for the ride of your life powers up and lifts them off the ground and lets them float up there for a while now you two going to play nice
ssj4goku
ha ha ha ha ha that does not phase me i love biting like i said it turns me on lol ha ha ha ah ah :EVIL: now guess what KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAA throws a ki wave at chelsea sending her flying into the wall
Rad_1
Thanks Chelsea. What now???
Chelsea23
*grabs chris' arm* i'm ready, rad
Chelsea23
hey, no being mean to me
ssj4goku
turns and looks at rad-1 well looks like its just you and me snaps fingers again now i am nake and bathroom turns to bedroom lol turns towards chelsea snaps fingers she is now naked and in bed with rad-1 what now you ask well lets see
Rad_1
Ok....1, 2, 3! Lifts chris by the arms, flips him upside down and jams his head down the toilet* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Rad_1

Well...who asked for this????
ssj4goku
you see right before you dunked me in the toilet i turned this into a bed room you are now bot chained to my bed and well both naked so i could have my way with you or i could just torture u hmmm decisions decisions
Rad_1
Man....I never thought I'd see a guy as horny as you are. *grabs towel and runs out of pool* Come on Chels! There's no telling what he might do!!!
Chelsea23
*gets her towel and car keys* i'll drive rad

ssj4goku
ha ha ha not so fast i had no intention of doing anything to you just wanted to witness the full power of the mind know as chris
ssj4goku
awww man i swear a guy cant have any fun oh well flys off and doesnt look back but first detotnating the bomb i planted on both chelsea and rad-1's cars
ssj4goku
oh well they were pretty fun
Rad_1
Man...I'm gonna kick your ass.
Chelsea23
there is no bomb in my car, you didn't have time to put one there
ssj4goku
uh check behind your seat
Chelsea23
*checks seat* nothing in here...

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