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(I'm sorry everyone, I am just boared out of my mind, my Nazi parents went to that stupid California amusment park, and since I didn't want to go, I have to stay in the hotel untill they return!)

You mean you're not bright and happy?

*Phones Mickey.*

Yeah, he's in the hotel, send in the suicide squad.

What's wrong with DL? At the very least they have cold sodas and lots of sweet stuff!

lol...no, it's not Disney Land, that would be worse, it's that new theme park next door to DL, it's called Disney's California Adventure, or something like that. I hate theme parks, the rides are scarry, the lines are horribly long, I hate looking at fat people in shorts, and so on and so on and so on...........I wanna go home!!!!!!!

I was at Magic Mountain yesterday...Just to let you know.

You remember the original Die Hard movie, the one with Bruce Willis, we'll I just noticed this today, but I am literally 2 minutes away from that actual skyscraper! I got a little teary eyed, Die Hard is my all time favorite action movie!! Tomorrow I am going to walk into the lobby just to brag to all my friends that I was actually in the Die Hard building!

Don't blow anything up now.

OK, Dim, Hating you right now!!!!!

Don't give in to the overwhelming urge to yell..."yippee kyaye mother hubbard!" then perform a roll whilst holding a pretend gun.

You can be sure nobody will get it.

Oh... and watch the broken glass on the floor. You don't want that in your foot.

How sweet!

Told you about those amusement parks...

*Speechless*

Only speechless?

Enjoy it while it lasts Dutchboy.

Just speechless, what else would I be?

Angry? Mad? Furious? Psychotic? Disappointed? Depressed? Close to death?

No, no, no, no, no, no and uh, no...

Strikes me that, no matter which way you cut it, going to theme parks is more fun with RC...

What can I say, I know how to enjoy a theme park.

OK then. Let's get together and give Edna a surprise at Drayton Manor.

Then SHE will be close to death.

Oh Lordy, Gundy, Keo and Dim better book some plane tickets then.

Too much hassle. Just you and I, RC, we live close enough. Drive down to DM, surprise the heck out of her.

Oh great, now I'm a taxi!

I'll be down there in a week and a half. And probably again the week after.

Hey, I'd drive if I could!

Let's go, let's go...

Filming?

Nah, I wish. Egyptology Conference in Reading and then off to Cambridge to check out some stored excavation artefacts from Jericho.

Who knows his strange ways? So long as we go before she reads this and finds out.

Egyptology Conference? Business or Pleasure?

Hey, that sounds fun too!

This could become quite a thing.

Well, business partly but also pleasure. Meeting acquaintances and hopefully of the some head honchos that will give lectures.

Kewl.

But let us not be deterred from our primary task of surprising Elle...

Don't hate me RC.. It was way too hot and the wait for the rides were all over an hour (they don't have fast pass).. I kept thinking it would have been more fun if you were there.

Your Isis.

You into that kind of stuff queeq?

Guess that makes you a mummies boy eh?

Sorry, just can't resist a pun.

Hey I am with you guys to,, I think

Of course, having a fun day with RC at the theme park is important too.

Maybe more my Nepthys, Queeq?

Isis is cooler, you get to die and resurrected and stuff. And a golden.... well, you know.

Fair enough.

Come on then! When are we going to organise this fun trip?

Make a proposition I'd say. You're the tour guide. And you know what she looks like LIVE.

I do, yes.

Well, as soon as you guys can make it, then. I can chip in petrol money. I don't know if Drayton Manor is expensive, though.

you gonna chip in petrol money for the planes as well

That's more tricky... maybe we can do a second, larger version of this sometime later...

actually i have no Idea what you guys where talking about.

Ush is paying???? *starts packing*

Our fun trip with RC to Drayton Manor to surprise Edna!

sounds like a castle in Darkwing Duck.

Hasn't she knocked that place enough already?

Let's go!Let's go!Let's go!Let's go!LLet's go!Let's go!Let's go!Let's go!Let's go!

if I m not mistaken I guess Ush is eager to go somewhere.. over the rainbow.. sorry couldnt resist.

He is eager indeed.

what is it queeq your alter ego suddenly.

Well, why not? It;s the only way I have to go up and meet HER and I get to meet some of you guys as well!

But why a Darkwing Duck castle, never heard of the place before.

Drayton Manor is the Theme Park she works at, as was discussed at some length a little while back

whats the theme of the park then?

RC is the expert...

You mean she works there in real life? I cant go there in real life I am only 12.

BINGO! Phinney's revealed his age at last!

Yeah, she works there in real life, Phinney, though she can't stand the job, and described the place as 'a big pile of smelly pants'

Sweet girl.

I am only 12 but people say I act very mature almost like a 19 year old, Dont be ticked when I say I get drunk I am only playing a character. HAHA

Queeq, on the other hand, is ancient but acts like a 12 year old...

SO you are going to that place in real life

Well, *I* think it is a good idea. Bit I need transport, and someone who is nuts about Theme Parks... ok, so it's no Disney, but even so...

Take the Bus, or have RC drive you

Second one there was my plan. A bus to Staffordshire! No... I'd need to take the train, and it's a bad idea to go unaccompanied.

go with a friend

That's kinda what I'm organising here. I can't go with any of my NORMAL friends. Besides, there's be nothing in it for them.

I wish I could go

Somehow, I don't see it happening...

Why cause I am 12 or because I am in America

I meant don't see the TRIP happening, so don;t feel so bad.

Does Dim still want us ALL to meet up in LA next year?

My parents and I could probably make it, but nothing fancy

It was Dim's crazy plan so we could all watch Episode II at the same time.

Of course, many of us Brits haven't got the money for a flight to the US...

Oh That would be cool, Hey I bet you guys could get the money

Rob a bank, maybe

no I hope not

Unless I get published in the next ten months, then I'm not coming...

well if your not going then i am not

That's touching! Well, we'll all see what we can do.

ACtually, it was my crazy plan, but who's counting....

Drive to Staffs.... Now let me think a second.... Nope!

Episode-II next year? Well, the ORIGINALLY suggested plan was to go to New York, Dim just wants to change it to LA cos she moved there.

BTW, have you seen the prices in LA compared to NY, it will cost almost double!

Ush, DM is pretty crap. Only the shockwave is worth going on. The food is sooo over priced as well, it's a scam.

If you could all make your way to my house, I could drive there.

L.A. for episode II ? Only if she puts us all up for the weekend ! But I'm not sleeping in that creepy laundry room of hers !!!

I think going to NY is a great Idea, It is the only time I will meet any of you, and you guys are really cool people who were nice to me from the start. I think I could go to NY easier than LA, Heck I pretty much live in Canada

It doesn't really matter that DM is crap, does it? That's not the object of the exercise...

Crud, Edna is on-line. Don't let her see this!

Edna dont see this.

We need a better way to stop her...

EDNA PLEASEEE DONT SEE THIS

We seem to have got away with it so far...

yup haha

Silly blind Witch...

Blind SILLY AND DEAF WITCH

Hmm, how long can we insult her here before she notices...?

BLIND UGLY FAT TWO-TIMING CHEATIN DEAF DUMD SILLY STUPID WITCH>


I AM KIDDING YOU ARE THE SWEETEST WITCH AROUND!!!

Blimey. I was going to call her a slightly foolish woman, but tht was MUCH nastier...

I SAID I WAS KIDDING

And so was I. You have to get a grip on our dry British wit and sarcasm.

IM PROUD to be an american where at least i know im free and i wont forget the men who dies who gave that right to me and i will proudly stand up today and defend her cause it aint no lie i love this land GOD BLESS THE USA and ENGLAND

And the UK. We have the odd Scot here...

and the UK

Meanwhile, let's not forget that Edna is a BIG CHEAT in the Name that Poster thread!

I said cheater back there didnt I

Mech apocalypse, Splash canyon, Golden nuggets and stormforce 10 are good aswell. But I agree with him the whole place is nothing but a waste of money. Of course with my staff discount it is a whole different matter! But no! No-one comes near my theme park as I will refuse you entry I am afraid! Edna the bouncer!

Edna the bouncer? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!

DId you read the whole lot, Elle?

I want those pumpkins of yours

Eep!

(Hides)

Hides next to USH

Over my dead body! I will try and make you some smashing ones rather than flashing ones! Or I will try anyway. See what I can do. Bare with me on this one!

Hmmm, remarkably calm...

Nah! Well I am in a good mood! Getting in karaoke spirit as we speak. Now if Becky would just phone me!

Oh yeah. Karaoke. Hmmm...

Maybe all your friends have abandoned you and you will be forced to post here forever!

Not that that has happened to ME tonight, or anything. Good Lord, no.

Ahhh, Edna that is so sweet of you, from now on your my little witchy cutie pie

HEY! Stop that.

Little witchy cutie pie huh? Well that's a new one!

New, certainly.

(Moves in front of Edna)

Careful! Could be a Sith...

(Elbows Ush in the back and walks in front of him)

No Ush he/she is just being polite.

(smiles like a cutie pie at her new found friend)

Must not... turn to... Dark Side...

We'll you guys, It's time for me to log off, later USH, sweet dreams Edna dearest, my little witchy cutie sweetie pie!

He he!

Ok, I have that one marked...

Ush you might want to learn to chill out some time this century!

You're far too trusting... that man has already threatened to kill poor Phinney...

Yeah and how many times have I threatened to kill phinney or you for that matter! Empty threats mean nothing! Don't get so uptight! You always sspoil my fun! Geez!

You're just bitter because you're such a BIG CHEAT!

That's it Ush! I have had it with you! Perhaps I should go off with Uush again! Then I really would be a big cheat!

A-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNEW you preferred him! Ok, search him out and live with him forever, then, see if I care...

Oh I know you don't care! that is the whole point! and I have no desire to search him out. not at all! But right now a life with him seems a lot more appealing than a life with you!

Oh, like THAT, is it? All I do is try and protect you and do right by you, but your Darker side is always attracted to an evil I cannot provide...

Darker side? I have no darker side! Right that's it! Forget it! I can't even be bothered talking with you any more! Just forget the whole thing! Go and protect someone else as I am not interested!

Sorry, but I am sworn to protect you forever. I will just have to win you back...

Not a chance!

I seem to remember hearing that before... sigh, Jedi just have to KEEP proving themselves...

Well I will not be impressed! anyway gottago. Karaoke night at the globe calls! Ciao!

She says that NOW...

(About the being impressed, not the Karaoke...)

Ooooooo...now this is exciting. Texas has the hots for Edna and wants her pumpkins. Ush is jealous. Wait til queeq hears about this.....(scampers off to tattle)

Seriously Ush, I feel your conflict. Let go of your hate.

Ya know, there could have been so much more....intense dialogue in that scene between Luke and Vader. Ush, why don't you re-write that for us in your spare time. There's a dear, hurry along now.

ok edna my little sweet honey pumpkin BABE,


HE HE THIS IS FUN

Oh no you didn't Phinney6! You are to young to be sweet talking my little witchy pie! Your on my hit list as it is, you would be we'll advised to move on

OMG Phinney6, I just noticed that your a Jedi Master now, what so you think your better then me?, Oh that takes the cake, your days are numbered! .........

That is Ush woman, They have been an item for as long as I can remember. even before you knew about this place.

It strikes me, Texas, that if YOU can talk to Edna than Phinney can...

Hey no hard feelings TEXAS, by the way this Is not Andrew talking (Which is my real name) This is Phinney6 who is 23 so I am old enough

Ummmmmmm I'm confused, so does Phinney6 have split personalities?

Nah, he's just talking on-line personalities.

In real life my name is Andrew Phinney, but on the boards Same personality different age

And that explains where the on-line name comes from...

YAH THAT IS WHY

Texas and phin at 20 paces with lightsabers drawn. Over Edna, who is already inexorably woven into her own web with Ush....now this is great soap opera !

Gundy,

I was just kidding about that thing with Edna , I was telling tex that that woman is Ush's. I only said something because I was kidding

hey tex watch yourself

Phinney6 I love watching myself, I'm so damn sexy, I just cant stop....