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I've put queeq in charge of the Ep2 and GDF forums, while I concentrate on my Uni work.

I'll be back daily soon!

He's gone mad. There's no other explanation.

oh, no, Ush, Queeq's gonna get a big head.

Anyone hear from Dimmy? is she ok?

go queewq

Raz has turned. He is now under my spell. As for you all: be afraid, be very afraid.

queeq, have you heard from Dim, directly or indirectedly? is she ok. long trip for her.

I think you should first request an audience for me now that I'm mod. And you should call me.... MASTER.

you no big deal you`re just a wide boy
you no big deal you`re just an ordinary guy
oh me oh my oh me oh my

Your insights do NOT serve you well.... this time.

*gasp* His head has grown many sizes too large.

No, it's just my plan unfolding.

you're full of it, as usually, queeqer

Full of what? Soon these boards will be full of ME.

Hail? queeq? I will do no such thing!

In time you will earn to respect me.

But you can use rain or snow if you want to.

Sigh... time to dial-up the joke police again...

Bring 'm on. But that wasn't a too bad a joke....

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Yes it was.

I don't believe it. Raz has obviously gone off the deep end.

Hmmm, now people, be nice....

No, she's right. He's hanging on by his finger nails. Soon he will call me MASTER!!!

Oh my, this could get messy....

Not really. If you'll all obey my commands.

I'll NEVER let you enslave Edna. NEVER!

That aside, though, I'm still sworn to protect you...

Okay, well Edna just works for me. I like to keep it that way.

Not that I'm planning on making my split loyalties a later plot point, or anything...

Oh great..now Dutch boy think's he owns this board.

No, I don't. Not yet anyway.

Now who has delusions of granduer?

Tell me.

Not if you demand it like that I won't...

Tell me, PLEASE.
(My touchy, aren't you.)

With you or the world in general?

With the world in general, I guess. But with me particularly...
But go ahead, if it makes you feel better.

I'm quite happy with the World in general. As for you, I just use you as a bargianing chip....

Is it profitable at all?

I hope it well me beneficial to many...

Really. Tell me all about it.


Oh...er... PLEASE!

And in the end it will be for the greater good of all....

That's not much of an explanation, if you don't mind me saying so.

Oh, I don't mind.

Avoiding answering the question? Me? Never!

RC, don't forget....I get 10%. You get cupcakes.

Hey! I wanna cut.

Plotting against me, eh?

Et tu, Gundy?

You get to live in the sun!!!

With all the heat I'm getting, it sounds more like ON the sun.

NO, you live in Holland. DIM gets to,live in the sunny climates of CA.

I dont get it! How is that a joke?

Oh god please ignore that! I didnt realise it was related to the title of the topic! God how do I always mnage to make myself look so stupid? I told you I was slow!

It was a direct link to your post, actually, but the same principle. Queeq just has you under his spell, that's all. And he will pay...

Oh I'm already making him pay, Ush...not to worry.

That's appreciated... except now he will think that is is I who stirred you all up against him...

But if we all gang up against him then.... Oops, guess I shouldn't have typed that here...

Yeah, I keep doing that as well...

It's time to take back what is hours!

What if everyone thinks they own the same thing, though?

Then shoot them!

Hmm. A LITTLE ruthless.

Oh sorry, maybe we should just point at them and laugh a lot?

Good plan!

I know.

We could tickle them with feathers.

Nah, that's more kinky than torture. You'll only end up with queeq on another of his rampages.

Damn, he gets into everything...

Unfortunately he does. I've just resolved to ignore him.

Tricky...

Not really. He'll get worse before he get's better. He thinks bad of me anyway and has TOTALLY the wronmg impression about the type of person I am so what do I care.

Well, you must just be over the moon that he is modding here...

Oh, I don't worry about such things. Moddingis a delightful chore and he's welcome to the bigger forums, I don't have time to take on something that big with my job.

What DO you do, actually?

Design enterprise level datacentre solutions.

Bloody big computers basically.

Wow!

Yeah, remarkable, when you consider that the first 7 years of my working life I was a manager for McDonald's!!!!

Better than being a nothing...

Yeah, it was but not better than doing what I do now.

Best bit is that you know when you go and see the careers officer and he asks you what you want to do.

Well, I said I wanted to work with computers and everyone was like Never gonna happen. Definately a "Just look at me now" moment.

Of the ones I still see, I'm the only one who ever achieved what they set out to do...

YAY ME!!!

Yay you indeed!

Sadly (in a way), nearly ALL of my friends got to where they want to be...

Yeah, but then most of my friends were superialist bankers (drop the B, add a W) so they got wwhat they deserved....

Who is nothing, aint you a student USH? by the way student of what?

McDonalds, RC ? I worked at Hardee's when I was 16 and 17. What a greasepit. Yuck.

I liked Hardees better than McDonalds, I even liked Taco Bell better than McDonalds, but Burger KIng is King when it comes to fast food, okey KFC is nice.

Oooooo...Burger King Whopper....I let myself indulge about twice a year.

Only twice. No wonder you're so thin.

But one whopper will give you enough fat grams to last you six months.

I'm not a student, Finti. I'm not an anything.

I thought you were my buddy, Ush !

Huh? Wha? What did id do?!

Well queeq is my master, RC is my pal. You can be my buddy, just cause you're a nice guy and besides we mod a forum together so I guess we have to be something. How's that ?

Well... that's fine, but... what was all that about? You've confused me... did I amek out that you WEREN'T my buddy?

Have I missed something?

Okay, I re-read the thread. You didn't do anything, I just misinterpreted it. Been a long day creating mayhem.

Thank God for that! I have enough to worry about without accidentally upsetting people...

Well stop worrying ! You have to look at the big picture.

Right then. Someone just post it for me...

Its too big to post, silly.

Well, just give me the link, then!

Use the force.

Strong I am, but not THAT strong!

Big picture? Ush's pic was very big indeed, but I've looked at it enough.

See? Told you I was ugly...

(Braces)

Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter.

Ush is not crude.

Is that an ironic comment on the on-line nature of this place?

Nope.

Oh well.

It happens.

Just trying to up the culutre level here...

It's not working.

Discussion on Wittgenstein, anyone?

Sod it. Time to close this one...

why, Ush? Enquiring minds want to know.