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I'll go first. I look at my past posts and laugh at my genius. Now you go . . ... . . .. . .. .. . .. . . .... . .............

i am good at everything i try.

I look at myself in the mirror and marvel at how great I must be to land Niv.

i look at my past posts and am impressed with my own knowledge of movies.

I can juggle three objects at one time.

i am VERY good at everything i try.

i love how i can beat people at arm wrestling who work out regularly, even though i never do.

I know RJ is good at everything he tries.

nice thread th,a credit to your genius

I can do a one handed clap by moving my arm really fast. My fingers slap my hand and it makes a clapping noise.

Thanks BKK, yet the genius resides in thou who recognizes who holds the geniai!!

Lance, you should make up lyrics to your hand slapping.

thanks th I resemble that.

Too hard to do.

I can also do good voice impressions of most Mike Judge characters.

you are the thread master, o holy one.

i can do alot of impressions.... sean connery, cartman, keannue reeves, hank hill, beavis and butthead, bill crystal...

I can do Hank Hill, Beavis, Butthead, Any Englishman, Any Scotsman, and Irishmen, plus some I made up myself.

I have Windy...... I can kick Windy's butt in a play fight.

I let you win so you could hold me down.

But i still win !

If that's how all matches end I'll let you win every single one we have.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay ^_____^

* Pins Windy and grins all Triumphant like *

Got you in my favorite position now.

Abything you can do, I can do better, I cna do ANYTHING better than you.

i am more beutyful then alisa duchku

Who?

I play the piano magnificantly!

I once discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.

nothing to bragg bout

I once got up before midday.

I can eat an entire meal even if I become full half way through.

I once never got up

lol so does that make you still down?

i i i i i i i ii ii i i i i dont know

Small children find my humour amusing.

oh i can dance like a loony and make it look good and i can sing and i have great style

Neat!

My second toes are longer than my big toes.

wow im wearing all black

I have unfeasibly large hands

i have long nails and can nearly do the splits and janie hun we no you can so dont say so coz i have for you

I always go back to check I locked my car at least once.

i dont have a car i have my navel pierced

I don't have a naval.

sure you dont mate i think you mean a brain

Okay I do, I got a little carried away there.

No piercings in my navel, but I do have quite a bit of hair there.

well i have a purple bar

I grow a very poor beard.

i cant remember what i was goin to say

I can cut a pizza into 16 slices in less than 3 seconds.

kool i thought you were gonna say i look like all fit stars

No, but when I cut a pizza, I look just like Ben Affleck.

kool i look like thingy from tattoo apparently the one with brown hair

Janie can do a backwards walkover

I can do a back bend.

me2 i can nearly touch the froor with my head if someone holds my hands and i band backwards

i can pat my head & rub my belly

I can light my farts, for reals.

so can i

that's awesome.

no i can rub my tummy and pat my head and i can scare people away and lie flat on my back with my knees bent under me

craaaaazy.

i no my mate says its a really good sex position hes a guy by the way

I wish I had a girlfriend or a wife who could bend like a pretzel.

like me

you saucy little devil girl.

damn right

i am quite protective of mks she is my best mate so if you are going to be doing things at least do it out in the open!mks,we discussed this,no sex till your at lest 15,although yes,it is a good sex position!

Um, okay.

dont worry bout her i thought i told you to shut up Janie

So are you and Janie friends off the forum?

yep we live opposite each other!i rock by the way!dont i kay!flirt with her cos she says that you turn her on big style!xxx

Jane shut up
pist thanks
dodido

Are you girls in the same rock band?

yep we are she drummer and im lead guitar and singer

Yo, I play bass and keys! We should start a band! Like a side band since we are all in bands already.

what is your band's name?

Zanith and that would be cool

yeah that would kick @ss!sorry!is it ok if i join in now?you know you love me reallyxxxxxx

well go on then and you no i love you really

tree hugger, its all good. And i love trees so your cool.

Guess what my band's name is?

oh i dont no sex bombs

The Tired Hikers

wow i think mine would suit you though

sex bombs? How would that suit me?

cuz you ARE THE sex bomb babe.

im pretty crap at some things but i like to think im good!

Damn Backfire, these chicks are hot and cool, i think, but they are so young.

oh well, so is hillary duff, but id do some horrible things to that girl.

wellhttp://http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/whistling1.gif

I just saw that movie, Lizzie McGuire. She is sexy.

so it would still suit you

thanks a lot!i am a very nice person!<winks>

she is incredibly hot, it feels so right but so wrong to think about her that way.

ok then and im a nice person too aint i Jane

Did you post a pic or something, cuz all I saw was a box and a red X?

well i tried to do a smily they usually work oh well

better lick next time.

I meant luck.

kay is ace too.sometimes she looks in the mirror and says...god,im gorgeous,then she realizes im stood behind her.

haha yeah sure when we sing pink hun

What bands do you girls like.

whatever!im so pretty,oh so pretty...i have been flirting too but its a secret!na na na na na...

well the callind linkin park murderdolls that kind

were pretty much into the same stuff but kay likes good charlotte,bleurgh,although benjy is fit...

damn right so is billy

I like primus and cake and a bunch of classic rock bands like the stones and everyone else out of britain.

thats kool well i g2g c ya tomoro

guess were into similar music then!wickerman has got a pair of Dave ghurls drum sticks signed!eeek i want them!im a drummer too.do you like muse?i think they are pretty good.

I don't know muse.

poor you.so you said you play bass.how long have oyu been playing?kay is ace!

i blay the drums

I can remember most song lyrics I ever listen to.

i ment play the drums

my penis is very very large

^ Brags about somthing that isn't there.

I can get whatever I want.

I probably know more about music than most people in the music forum.

I have a photographic memory

im just cool period

i'm pretty intelligent, i just don't use it for pointless stuff.
Oh and i have a very very large penis

i play volleyball pretty damn good. see--it starts at the beginning of the skewl year so i don't have ta worry about bad grades not letting me play

I kick major arse at WWE: Smackdown! Shut Your Mouth.

My Dad was stationed at Fort Bragg once...

omg i am going to fill up the thread with my psot i luv myself plain and simple i am very cocky so i am good at everysport except basket ball i hate basket ball i am a very very big bodybuilder for my age overally smart when it comes to working out nutrition and drugs like supplements and shit like that not like drugs like weed and shit i dress awesom i have a great personalty and my hair is just words cant explain how cool it is i have great fashion sense i am a huge con artist and i aint braggin about whats down below hehehe

i have a very very large penis

youve said that like 5 times....

I once saved a lady bug who was floating upside down in a river headed toward a dam.

hahaha he is lying when he had that notinal run through the forum naked day he ran but he shouldnt have maybe it was just cold hhahaha 113 aint going to see this he is gone and everyone can point and laugh ill start us off *points and laugh*

*points and laughs*

oo and another thing i will brag about TH he is an awesome poet i even put hs poem in my sig i changed some lines but he is wicked good ur that man TH

I'm damn awesome at Breaking Stuff.


With my fists.

Everyone, remind me not to get on the bad side of my Nivvy here.

nivvy couldnt break wind.

That's true Rj .....

I do believe in Manners.

That's good Niv

My great grandfather helped start the IRA.

Cool!

Charleston Heston

how proud you must be

i am a descendant of andrew "stonewall" jackson.

I'm related to the infamous Jesse James.

That means I'm related to Jesse James on Monster Garage.

is Michael"Off the Wall"Jackson a decendant too???

nah.....but janet is.

Same difference.

The whole Jackson family is f'ed up in the head.

my record for wins in tekken tag tournament survivalmode is 87 wins.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz huh zzzzzzzzzzzz

my great grandmother Martha Allen Carrier was the only Salem witch who never plead guilty to witchcraft before she was hung, even after they tortured her two oldest boys

I've flown the Dodo Plane in GTA 3 for over 35 seconds.

Most people can only get it to fly for 10!

I am good at military stuff