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Today, April 24th, is Edna's 18th birthday. Isn't that great? Due to various twisty reasons that are too complex to be summarised here, Edna and myself have formed a friendship on these boards, so I feel honour-bound to celebrate her birthday in some way...

Good going, Witchy-girl...

Anyhow, why don't we all post here our congratulations to Edna, and thank her for the contribution she has made to this forum. Wouldn't be the same without you, my dear...

If enough people tell her that she's marvellous, you may even put me in a good mood and then I'll tell you what I think of her...

Hohohohohohoho...

*off key*
HaAAaapppY bIRTHDaY tO YOU
hAPPY bIIIRTTHDAY TOOOoOO yOUOOuOuOU
hAPpppYY bIRTTTTHDDDDAAAaAAY dEeEEAaAR eeeeEEEEEEEeeeEeEeEdDDdddDDnnnnnnnNNNNNAaaA

hhhhhaAAApPPPpPY bbbbbIIiIIiIIIIrrrRrrrTTThHHHhhhDDdDDDAAAYyyy ttttOOoo yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUuUUuU!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EDNA, sweetie. Many happy returns, and many more to come.

My beloved director of Entertainment, many many heartfelt congrats on your birthday. 18 right?

Well, all the best wishes, hope you have (had) a nice day with friends and family.

Happy Birthday Edna, have a great one.

Hope life brings you all your wishes and your dreams.

happy birthday Edna have a great one.
18 and life to go.

BTW, Dim really does sing like that....

It's worse?

Imagine two cat's fighting in a trash can, rolling down a hill. Then double that and you're about half way there....

I await Dim's fury. *puts on helmet*

Yeah, that should be interesting to say the least. Luckily for me, LA is rather a long was from Dartford and she doesn't have a passport!!!

She has her ways though. Better start feeling afraid or get on your knees.

Oh, trust me,I am

Better wear a diaper to protect your clothes.

Eughhh! Not sure I even want to know...

What did I do to deserve such a crappy comment?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR EDNA !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR EDNA !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !

HAVE A SUPER TERRIFIC FANTASTIC BIRTHDAY !!!!

P.S. Happy Birthday to Tommy and Monika too !

And Paula Yates, but she's dead now....

The diaper was just in case, fear tends to rear a particular form of bowel movement. Just trying to be helpful.

No I didn't, but the only way I can get my own back for all the times you make me feel small is by complimenting you, you see...

Careful Edna, I think he's using reverse physcology on you.....

'Physcology', eh? Yeah,you have to be careful when I'm doing that...

Of course, I'm only doing this because I like Edna so much...

I hope he got you a nice big pressie...

THIS is her pressie, of course!

No its not reverse psychology. He literally is getting me back. I hate being complimented you see more than anything. It makes me all paranoid. I hate it!

oh, sorry, 'course it is.

OK, I have to make a call that is either gonna get me in trouble or put a smile on my face.

Back later.

This is good in SO many ways...

Edna, you are wonderful and lovely...

Oh pack it in!

Well, only because I like you somuch...

Are we even now, do we think?

Well you do realise that another belittling comment from me is probably iminent dont you?

Fine, if you want more compliments...

Now I know how people felt watch Dim and I...

I never saw that, so I don't know how it felt... what's it like?

Like watching You and Edna right now.....

Hey- we're just friends, you know. We're not going to rush off to Disneyland or anything like that...

Yeah, that's what we said. And, we;; ya know how that turned out...

I distinctly remember things turning out very well. I think.

So far, so good. Now if the number I have for her wasn't constantly engaged.

I'm sure everything will work out... but as I say, this is nothing like that...

Yeah this is totally different. Just friends. Seriously guys!

See? We are making a joint statement to that effect here. So everyone is in the picture.

Yep! Did that one too. No one was convinced then either...

This is NOT going to be easy...Edna, can you try again please? I don't have the heart...

Look this is me and Ush! Not you and Dim! Totally different! not what everyone thinks! Isnt gonna happen!

Clear enough, everyone? Though I'm not sure I enjoy having to spell it out again and again.... makes me look pretty worthless...

Youre not worthless!

That's very kind, though if we have to keep yelling at everyone that we're not together... well, I just don't want people thinking that it's so ludicrous. It's just the way it is.

Hehehe, ya know, this is soooooo much more fun when you're not on the recieveing ned.

OK, it's not gonna happen.....

Flip me, I'm going to be a wreck by the time this is over... and this was meant to be such a happy thread...

It is a happy thread!

Good, good, it's meant to be, but I won't be a happy person if it carries on like this... and that's as in not happy- SAD, not not happy- ANGRY.

But why would you be sad?

Should the rest of use just leave you two to it????

If I have to keep explaining that I'm not in a relationship that I would probably enjoy, with everyone saying 'but you'd be so great together!' and 'Yeah, right! Of COURSE you're not...', you think that wouldn't make me unhappy? Especially now it's getting late.

Oh yeah sorry! I dont mean to upset you honest! SMILE!

RC, you;re not helping, buddy...

I'm trying to smile, I really am. Life just doesn't make it easy. They are NEVER going to beleive us. And each time I have to explain wil just drag me down. But if only YOU do the explaining, it looks very bad indeed...

Well we will just ignore them then! They will get the picture soon enough!

Oops, sorry, was I suppose to help.

Ignoring them will NOT help, I assure you... I may have to take the nuclear option here.

Well, if you want to conduct this in publuic, don't moan if you get a comentary. ICQ or AIM does exist ya know...

Look-

1. Edna does not have access to such messagers

2. How exactly does a PUBLIC declaration that we are not an item work in PRIVATE, for God's sake? We're trying to keep up this amusing on-line relationship, and we just wnated to make something clear.

You see! Just joke about it! That works!

Ok, you're right, I'm losing it. Focus, focus...

Seriously, though, we're not an item. If you want to plot the myriad possibilites of the future, feel free. Maybe I'll marry YOU, RC?

Edna, hit RC with your broomstick, would you?

OMG, we're back to TAHT again. Sorry, you're not my type....

And you are really getting rather tetchy....

OK, no relationship. I get it already.... honestly...

I really, really wish I could beat those graemlins to death...

And I'm tetchy because you are forcing me to depress myself, RC. How sincere do I have to be? Can't you tell when you are upsetting someone?

Clam down! Think warm happy place! **resists temptation to add smilie!**

Ok, consider me clammed... sorry, RC, but I'm sure that you of all people knows how delicate this can make one feel...

I have never claimed to be able to tpe! or spell for that matter!

Ush, I already said it three time (I think, lost count)

I'm only curious about which one of four our Edna is.

Think happy thoughts. As Dim tells me. *WARM FUZZIES*

Not sure what that means but it always makes me smile.....

Yeah, butnyou said it in a not-saying-it-way... never kind.

And Edna- your 'tping' can only improve!

(Are you doing this on purpose to cheer me up?)

Warm fuzzies? Ive heard of Wam fuzzies. Strange little fluffy cotton wool things!

He's right, though, they DO sound nice...

Yeah, but I say a lot like that. This is me being sincere. Though that never lasts long either.

We like Warm Fuzzies, they make the seperation easier.

Nope Ush I assure you this is 100% genuine stupidity!

Well, it worked, either way...

God, I wish some of us were less messdup...

Messed Up is good... If I wasn't messed up I wouldn't have met Dim.

Actually, you have a point...

Thanks guys! Im touched! Ush didnt have to make such a big deal out of it though really did he?

But then again, if I was so messed up then I would be having all the confusion as well.

"Think Happy Thoughts"? I wonder where Dim got that one from!

BTW, Happy Birthday Edna!!!

You are incorrect, RC. If it hadn't been for George you would have never met Dim. Lets give credit where credit is due.

Then I`m up for credit

What about me....that guy who started the forum....where they met

Is the marriage rumor true? Did RC actually propose to Dim?

Okay, Raz. We'll let you share the credit with George. Let me just call him first and make sure thats okay. Hehehe. No, I don't think RC proposed....we'll probably have to do that for him.

HEY! This is my Edna thread! Leave that to the RC+Dim thread!

Did you?

The RC and Dim thread is closed.....

Then I guess its time for "son of RC & Dim". Hmmmm....maybe that doesn't sound quite right....

Sugar! Ok, piggyback here then, but I'm not best pleased...

Well do tell how I can best please you this morning, Ush ? Bacon and eggs ?

supply it with toast, orange juice and tea and the Brit will be happy. They still kling to tea even after the colonies kicked their butt over it.
"Oh Dandy my dear lets go have tea in Boston shall we."

Don't like tea...

And forgive us for wanting to give cheap tea to the Colonies!

Herbal tea with a good book on a rainy afternoon. No one else home, sleeping dogs at my feet...haven't done that in a long time.

You're life sounds entirely too good. It's not right for this place.

But don't forget that here, I'm MAYHEM !!!!!

So my outside life doesn't count when I'm in here.

Cunning...

Yes, leading dual lives has its merits.

Beyond my capacity...

rainy day? a cup of hot tea, sleeping doggies and cats, a comfy fire in the fireplace, fuzzy sweats, and a good book. ahhhhhhhhhh a beautiful relaxing spring day.

Fire in the fireplace in the springtime? Man even in Norway we dont use the fireplace in springtime, what a waste of wood Watch out for Greenpeace.

I see Keo and I think along the same lines.....

Finti, are you turning into the forum's environmentalist now ?

As long as we don't have to recycle old posts...

Okay...closing topic..Happy Birthday Edna.