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Let's have a BBQ and a pool party!

The pool is olympic size and 10 feet deep in the deepest part.

We have 3 diving boards and a spa on the side.

Eat what you want but don't complain about getting cramps in the pool, that's your fault.

*makes himself a double cheesburger*

cool making herself a kiddycocktail i love those hope to see kid rock here (the kidrock from the forum}

*opens a bag of Dorito's and gets some green olives*

*brings a live cow, cuts his stomach open, takes out the cows pancreas and asks "Anyone hungry?"*

You go ahead h0ck3y

*anyone else hungry?* *i can cut the pancreas in half* *anyone want the liver?*

ewwww grossssssss

*..its good...look...im eating the pancreas its delicious...fine ill give u the brain...is that better?*

*eats his food*

*want some brain or liver lance? its healthy and good*

no thats not better i am a vegitarian k

*is sick at thought of food now*

*anyone want the eyeballs of the cow? its delicious*

rabbit brings a salas and offers some to silveer or lance

i ment salad

I'll take a salad, any French dressing?

*not offering me any salad its ok i got more organs*

*i got cow dressing*

i have everydressing ever lance

*eats jellybeans*

*makes the pool 20 feet deep cause thats way cooler*
I got beer, hotlinks and Mojitos. Who wants a Mojito?

*anyone want any organs from the cow?*

*finishes food and decides to go swimming*

*goes to the high dive*

*does a half gainer*

what a mojito

*jumps into pool* some party

i know one guy is asking us for cow crap and the pool is so coldddddd

*well all done with cow...ill be back with another animal*

no thats ok we will stick with real food

The pool is heated by the way.

jellybeans rock

yes they do

Can I have some jelly beans Irene?

of course u can lance ol pal
*gives all colours she doesnt like*

I hate black ones though, they don't taste right.

they taste nasty
*examines blue and red jellybean* which one should i have

Red

i wasnt asking

I know, I was helping you decide.

A mojito is like a mint julep, only with lime and Cuervo. OH and I have a vegetarian option for those of you who don't eat meat or animal byproducts. *holds up middle finger*

*goes on top of the high dive but chickens out and climbs back down*

SPLASH FIGHT!!!

*gets a supersoaker*

*gets a water cannon*

*gets under cover*

*water balloons instead of grenades*

*ducks underwater*

*MOOOOOOOOOOOOO* *Hey guyz i found a second cow to eat* *Who wants the brain??!!*

Shut up about the stupid cows!!!

leaves the party with his cow

awww poor thing
lance dont be a jerk

Hey!!! i wanted the cow brain!!!!!

im a thing? lol well i just wanted to eat this cow with everyone else. WEll a cow and a hamburger are the same thing. i dont see whats the different. except that the cow is healthier. so just continue eating ur hamburgers. ill stick with my cow(s)

*returns to the party* *Gets a knife, breaks the skull of the cow and takes the brain out...."here u go tonks. Here's the brain".

ooo yum

anyone got a spoon?

*looks away*

lol no spoon i use a fork

but i cant scoop up all the brain juice with a fork...

yea ur right...i usually eat the pancreas...hmm try to find a spoon.

ooo I found one!!!! *picks up a spoon off the ground*

hmmm i luv the taste of bacteria

Lets Eat!!!!

Sorry.

k lets eat...i luv the pancreas its soo good....anyone else want any organs? we still got a lot

*eats jellybean* now this is food

Just give me the rump so I can make a roast.

i honestly dont accept apologizes but since ur lance i still wont accept it lets continue with the eating.

here take the rump.

*starts making a rump roast*

damn this pancreas is good...hey tonks hows the brain?

dibs on the cow heart

the brain was good..already finished it

where did u get the cow anyway?

He stole it from Old Man Ushgaraks farm.

you know what would taste good with this cow..........SHEEP!!!! *runs towards Ushgarak's farm to steal a sheep*

hurry get like 3 sheeps. 1 isn't enough....*thinks to himself*hmmm where the hell did i get that cow?

*comes back riding a sheep* Guess what, I've overcome my fear of sheep

PM me to hear the story of why im afraid of sheep.

There were three sheep but i got hungry on the way....

awww geez *crys for poor sheep*

woot i got the pancreas and the kidney's.

hmm...im not hungry anymore...i think 2 sheep and a cow brain was enough....i should be hungry in another hour...

*picks up supersoaker and sprays hockeyhorror in the face*

where did everyone one go??? I think we scared them all away

i'm here. when ya live in norda koda- ppl don't scare u

ahh my face WHAT WAS IN THAT SUPER SOAKER IT WASN"T WATER.....IT BURNS!!! lol

oops wrong supersoaker...i guess i picked up the one that was full of sulferic acid...it should stop burning in a couple hours...sorry

Hello people!

hi!!!

*gets cheeseburger*
so....what do we do here?

gets a diet coke and laughs

* dives under water *

jumps off diving board and hits head off side of pool

Careful rabbit, ya can get brusied that way

rabbit cant here because she is knocked out on the bottom of the pool

* holds breath while swimming around wearing goggles*

*pokes rabbit* Is it dead?

rabbit pops up and laughs heeeheeeheeeeeeeee

lol

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hi there n,tonks

Nope Rabbit ain't dead

i cant die i am to cool lol

I can die.

See?

Wait...nevermind.

Has anyone seen Hockeyhorror??? He ran off somewhere after i burnt his face off....o well

Havin' a lil' trouble pullin' that off ain't ya Lance

what kind of pool party is this any way? poor hockey

IT STILL BURNS TONK YOU SAID IT WOULD STOP BURNING!

I didn't do it on purpose...

all better

but it still hurts spiritually

did it get in your eyes?

fun party huh

yes it did

no wonder...if you cant see..umm..thats my fault

brb ima go find a cow or maybe a monkey this time.

make sure its a bernhardi monkey..they look like this

WOW i saw like 18 of those. ill bring a few lol

There the best tasting monkey species there is lol

OMG I SEE A COW LOOK!!!! IMA KICK IT

ahhh *kicks cow*

poor cow

Hey hockeyhorror, hurry up with that monkey

I decided against it.

Okay probably a good idea to

Yeah it was, then if I did I wouldn't be able to ever get to hold my Niv for real.

i saw this in the lord of the rings forum and it looks like fun...

heres the pool anyone want to join me

*jumps in pool*

yah meant to stick your pic in

im in who else

put a zergling there

and me

call it a crackling, it sounds better

okay quickly gets out of pool and runs to spearhead for help

Jumps in.

Spear is just a firebat and it's nothing compared to my pet ultralisk

im no f-bat...if you ever played me in sc, youd know that im the crackling master.

we have to put pics

Lurkers can kill lotsa cracklings in a single attack

not really...theyll get one attack off before its dead. and when you have 50 of them attacking who cares when you lose them?

im itching all over....

im confused.

ba, where kind of talking about a cpu game, i dont think you'd know of it.

Even if you had 1000 cracklings , you wouldn't beat my army of lurks , bad luck I lost my CD key.

i was on about a pool party black angel and the guys have bought a game would britney change your mind

And I thought this was a pool party.

trust me...ive had enough crackers to deal with a lot of things. and if you think id be stupid enough to keep builing them youre wrong. guards, devos, with hydralisk cover would make you very dead.

we have britney how nice

Oh , and a friendly person there!

im so glad thats not by me..rolf lmfsao

Hes too friendly.