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Dim
MY TOOOTH HURRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTS!!!!...crap.
stupid root canal tooth...

Ratcat
Still Thursday huh? All those sweeties, that's what does it...

queeq
Try tying a string to your tooth and the door. Then slam the door shut.
Edna_witch
Hmmm! I had my brace tightened yesterday so I'm in a lot of pain too. I'm on soup for the next few days. Can't possibly chew anything else!
Ushgarak
My condolences Dim... though dsadly that is not a good enough excuse to dodge your role-playing duties...
And I'm sorry, Edna. I know how much you hate that thing. I am willing to bet that jelly is figuring pretty strong in your diet right now as well...
Ratcat
Ah, the pursuit of a beautiful smile.

queeq
I'm sure she already has that, RC.
Ushgarak
Edna? Oh yes, she does...
Gundark
Root canal ? Poor Dim. Probably feeling like Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man. Hmmm....maybe I need to branch out in the lab....(runs downstairs)
Gundark
"queeq's advice for the lovelorn" 5 cents.

queeq
Yup. Anything to help out.
Gundark
Maybe we could give them a video...
Edna_witch
Me? Lovely smile? Oh yes! Lovely and shiny and METAL! What more could a girl in the prime of her life ask for huh?
Ushgarak
Someone who appreciates her smile anyway?
Edna_witch
well I didnt ask for someone who appreciates my smile bu if you are saying that you do then stop! You are making me blush!
Ushgarak
Sorry, can't help it... lovely smile girl...
Edna_witch
No that was Emily!
Ushgarak
That was cheeky smile, wasn't it? Anyway, you can tell these things a lot better in person, I assure you.
Edna_witch
This is about the point where Finti pukes and RC tells us to get a room!
Ushgarak
It is? Well, never mind THEM...
Edna_witch
They'll all puke when they read this though! But you thinkI have a nice smile? Thanks!
Ushgarak
No problem, dear! it goes with your lovely hair!
Edna_witch
Hmmm! Shiny metal and purple traintracks compliment my colour changing hair? Hmmm! You arte full of the strangest cpmpliments Ush!
Ushgarak
Me thinks you do sel yourself short. I can only comment on what I saw, which was beautiful indeed.
Edna_witch
Sell myself short? I AM short! But then so are you so relatively speaking I am quite tall I suppose. But thank you! You aren't so bad looking yourself!
Ushgarak
So a number of people here have told me. Odd... no-one else ever bothered...
Edna_witch
Well other people just dont know a good thing when they see it! I must admit seeing you strolling down the road in a pair of sunglasses is a very memorable sight! For all theright reasons of course!
Ushgarak
Oooh! Thankyou. I always need the galsses when I go out, of course.
Edna_witch
Of course! But the dark air, the kahki trousers, the sunnies, the confident stride! I'm sure the girls wouldagree with me, that is a very pretty sight!
keokiswahine
Wow, Ush, I guess you're some looker, aren't you, anyway, according to Edna.
ratcat
Edna, I wouldn't worry, prime of you life isn't eighteen. Just seems it now.
finti
Its the start of the prime time though

mechmoggy
I'm more interested in what happens after the watershed myself, Meeeeeeooww!

ratcat
Nah, around 22 is pretty good.
Edna_witch
Well I'm certainly hoping to have them off before then! I'll remove them myself if I have to!
Gundark
Yes, keo...Ush is a hunk. He's the kind of guy you want to bump into in the library and then have him ask you if you want to go get something to drink.....
Edna_witch
Hmmm! Gundy what have I told you about these weird little fantasies of yours?
You've got it all wrong anyway! He's the kind of guy you want to bump into when you just happen to be walking around his hometown towrds his house and then ask you if you want to see episode 2 with him!
Ushgarak
Happens a lot does that, Edna?
Yes, Keo, apparently I am quite the looker, though I am still sceptical. In fact, go back to page four of the GDF and read the thread 'Member's Photos', one of the best threads ever, which will expalin everything and also contains Edna's infernal looks guessing game.
Edna_witch
Oh all the time! Sorry! You didn't think you were special did you?
Ushgarak
Not really, no...
Edna_witch
Oh good! Glad there is no misunderstanding there then!
Gundark
But a library is so.......quiet. He's still a hunk though.
Ushgarak
Very kind of you both, AGAIN...
Gundark
Just like to give credit where credit is due. Even after 11 years, I still tell Tommy when he looks good or really turns me on. That should never fade from a relationship.
ratcat
But we know Gundy is delussional...
Gundark
And I thought I was manic manical.....
ratcat
Maybe you're both....
Gundark
Maybe....but its FUN !

ratcat
Actually, I can relate to that quite well.
Gundark
It is better to say it and not mean it than to mean it and not say it.
ratcat
But it is better to say it AND mean it!

Gundark
Yes, but given the choice....
ratcat
...given the choice, I'll say it AND mean it everytime.
keokiswahine
say it and mean it. The words are part of the magic.

Edna_witch
Magic? That's me!
Gundark
Ah, keo is just confused, Edna.

finti
Confusion by ELO

keokiswahine
magic is my mentor.

queeq
Now I'm confused. Keo's contageous.
keokiswahine
Finti, who/what is ELO?

finti
It is a band called Electric Light Orchestra they were huge in the 70`s. Hits like Showdown, Telephone Line, Shine a Little Love, Confusion, Evil Woman, Xanadu (with Olivia Newton John),Roll over Bethoven, Turn To Stone etc.....Main figure in the Band is Jeff Lynne, produced George Harrison, Tom Petty, Roy Orbison, Bob Dylan and together with these guy`s he formed the band Travelling Willbury`s one of Edna`s fav band.

Gundark
And they made Xanadu into a movie. Olivia Newton John on rollerskates.
finti
And that was a precious sight for sore eyes

Gundark
Well I think she's pretty.......sigh.
Dim
Oooooooooooooh..that movie that she did before Grease? That made her almost want to never act again..
keokiswahine
she is pretty, and a beautiful voice, too.

Gundark
Well I used to roller skate a lot when I was in junior high and....oh, never mind. (runs away).
Ushgarak
Not (skates away)?
queeq
Actually, she did Xanadu AFTER Grease, just to live on on her fame. It didn't work. I don't think she ever made a movie after Xanadu.
ratcat
Then she had a brief continuation of her career as a singer. She then spent something like 10 years battling breast cancer.
finti
Yes she made movies after Xanadu, She mad a film called Two of a kind together with.... Danny Zuko aka John Travolta, and she had a smash hit with " Lets get Physical" the same year.
queeq
Oh yes, you're right. More great classics to remember. *barf*
Gundark
When you're done vomiting dear, do brush your teeth.

Dim
It scares me that you guys remember this stuff..
ratcat
She's actually a very nice lady queeq, though I do agree that she hasn't exactly put her talents to projects that I enjoy.
Gundark
Remember what stuff ? The career of Olivia Newton John or how many times queeq has barfed in this thread ?
keokiswahine
*hands Queeq the liquid fire to gargle with*

finti
"guess mine is not the first heart broken da di dum"
Gundark
There's finti, singing away again. Hey, finti, where's the drinkbot backup ?

finti
I kicked a field goal with it using the bathroom door as goal. Yeah three points.

"I got chills thats multiplying and I`m losing control cause the power you supplying is electrifying dum de dum de dum"
FINTI 9 - drinkbot 0 and busted

Gundark
I can see you competing in "BattleBots" with the drinkbot and the rest of us cheering you on. Do you get "BattleBots" over there ?
Gundark
Don't get RobotWars. Have to settle for BattleBots.

finti
Bring them on, LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!
In the blue corner Robot wars and in the red corner Champion of the Universe the Norseman, the outstanding, the I can bore you with no usefull chat, FINTI.
He can make a drink and kick your butt at the same time. And its time for a slammer.
Drinks and milkshakes all around.
Finti turns on mega magnet under the floor

queeq
The Robot Wars arena is quite a bit smaller, so there's not so much chance for escape. Also they have four or five pretty strong house robots that attack the player when you get too close. One of the house robots is almost man sized, it can grab any robot up and throw it around. Then there are the spikes that jump up from the ground, there are pits with and without fire, spikes on the arena walls. So all in all it's much more exciting and faster.
Gundark
Cool. Robot terminators.

queeq
Yes, I really missed them in BattleBots and that's why I thought it was quite boring.
ratcat
OK, so what happened to the tooth?
Ushgarak
And the UK robots have beaten their American counterparts two years running now...
The pits are CRAP though, I am glad they have virtually gotten rid of them.
My school entered a team for that (while I was still there); made the final, final battle of the first series.
queeq
So which do you prefer Ush? Battlebots or RobotWars?
Ushgarak
Robot Wars, of course!
Gundark
RC, what tooth are you talking about ?
Ushgarak
I think you will find he is on topic there, Gundy.
queeq
He's just trying to get this baby back on topic before I close it. But you have to be a Chaos Master to do that.
The end.
queeq
Battlebots is crap compared to the BBC's Robot Wars.
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