On behalf of the one and only Gundark - It's those pictures you've been waiting for..

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Ushgarak
Hey! I can only see one of them, and I can barely see a thing in that... is Lineone on the fritz again?

ratcat
NO, it's fine, must be you.

Jameous Woodshire
I can only see three of them now. But I was only getting one to load before also. confused

Ushgarak
I ahve three of them now. How do I see full sized versions? I'm getting a

Forbidden
Your client is not allowed to access the requested object.

message...

ratcat
That's really odd. Anyone else having problems?

Ushgarak
Now I have four. Jameous, getting four now?

ratcat
OK, I've moved them to a different server (they're now on BTInternet). Let me know if you still have problems.

Ushgarak
Bingo! Now I have them! Cheers, man...

Looking good, Gundy-wundy!

Jameous Woodshire
Thanks! I have all 5 now, but I'm busy at work. I'll check them out when I get home.

finti
Didn`t know labradors wore makeup big grin Man Tommy looks like rok`n`roll party up man. Named after a great rock opera smile smokin' cool rolling on floor laughing
Tommy can you "hair" me

Gundark
Good one, finti...though you can't really see my black lab too well. Yeah, Tommy is a big time rocker. Plays guitar, used to be in a band..all that stuff.

finti
You have both labradors and that fluffy thing ehh Puff. Puff means in Norwegian something you rest your legs on (combined with a chair that is)

Gundark
Puff is a footstool. No kidding. Well my black lab is Tytus and my yellow is Cricket. What does that mean in Norwegian ?

ratcat
That you like dogs??? laughing out loud

finti
Tytus would be Tytus, Cricket well that is the lame game the Brits whatch while having a picknik

ratcat
Very Lame Game.

Ushgarak
It's not lame. She probably means the life-form, though...

ratcat
Ya proberly right by Jiminey

Ushgarak
My superior observation skills have struck again, by Jove!

ratcat
Missed my cricket reference then?

Ushgarak
No, but my safeties cut in and assumed you were mad...

ratcat
Well, no one is denying that.

Ushgarak
Touche...

queeq
Hamana Hamana *hangs up new Gundy pics in his office*

Ushgarak
Oh, he's happy now... we haven't seen enough you you two together, lately...

ratcat
Yeah, but has he got the full size blow ups of these pictures??? wink stick out tongue

Ushgarak
They must be tempting enough for ANY man!

ratcat
Well Gundy is a Hottie!

Ushgarak
Indeedy! And she knows nice hair when she sees it...

ratcat
Reminds me, must get my hair cut tomorrow.

Ushgarak
I'll have to get a new hair-cut schedule, if I'm to keep up this new view of me as a good-looking guy...

Gundark
Well my cricket eats crickets so she is appropriately named.

ratcat
Eugh! eek!

ratcat
<A HREF="http://www.btinternet.com/~episode2uk/gundark/picture01.jpg" TARGET=_blank> http://www.btinternet.com/~episode2uk/gundark/thumbs/picture01t.jpg </A>Me getting drunk on my birthday. Rather self-explanatory. Heheheheehe.

<A HREF="http://www.btinternet.com/~episode2uk/gundark/picture02.jpg" TARGET=_blank> http://www.btinternet.com/~episode2uk/gundark/thumbs/picture02t.jpg </A>Me with my dog Puff.

<A HREF="http://www.btinternet.com/~episode2uk/gundark/picture03.jpg" TARGET=_blank> http://www.btinternet.com/~episode2uk/gundark/thumbs/picture03t.jpg </A>Me with my brother Jack. My best bud in the whole world.

<A HREF="http://www.btinternet.com/~episode2uk/gundark/picture04.jpg" TARGET=_blank> http://www.btinternet.com/~episode2uk/gundark/thumbs/picture04t.jpg </A>Me with Tommy at Alcatraz. Very windy. Bad hair day.

<A HREF="http://www.btinternet.com/~episode2uk/gundark/picture05.jpg" TARGET=_blank> http://www.btinternet.com/~episode2uk/gundark/thumbs/picture05t.jpg </A>Me on a camping trip with my labradors. No make up. Scary.

http://www.episode-2.co.uk/ezboardsigs/images/gundarksaber.jpg

Gundark
And thank you all for not laughing TOO HARD. cool

Edna_witch
Ooh! Wow! And Tommy has long hair too! Cool! Tommy's hair rocks!

keokiswahine
fantastic pics, Gundy; luv them. more!!! more!!! rolling on floor laughing rolling on floor laughing rolling on floor laughing

ratcat
Well Edna and Gundy have both stumped up the good. Both with very nice results may I add.

We've also had Ush with his portrait. How about some others from the rest of you???

Edna_witch
Yes what about you Keo? And Finti!

Ushgarak
Don't get them started on Finti...

Edna_witch
Why not?

Ushgarak
Well, when I first got ehre, they were under the impression that his photo was imminent... the big mysterious Norseman remains an enigma....

ratcat
He was supposed to mail me a picture to scan weeks ago.

Finti, you loose my address or something?

queeq
finti's scared. CHICKEN! *looks out for DD*

Ushgarak
Is DD broken?

queeq
DD=Darth Daft, who likes chicken.

Ushgarak
I know that! But he's not working, is he?

ratcat
He comes and goes.

Gundark
Well I'm glad everybody enjoyed the pics. Okay, slackers, cough up those photos !!! rolling on floor laughing

Ushgarak
Yeah!

Gundark
Can't wait to see Dimmy's new banner...

ratcat
Well, I guess I could post all those ones of Dimmy that she didn't like and wait for the fireworks!!!! laughing out loud

queeq
He's more evil than I could have possibly imagined. Great going, RC! Post'em. evil face

ratcat
Ya know, if anyone else had asked, I would have but it looks like you just blew it for everybody. Great going queeq... laughing out loud sad laughing out loud

Gundark
I don't believe there could be such a thing as a bad pic of Dimmy ! cool

queeq
Me neither. RC's just lovesick, he can't help it.

Edna_witch
Of course there isnt a bad pic of dimmy but this is Dim, so of course there are hundreds of photos that she doesnt like!

queeq
Lots.... maybe RC took a lot. She had a hard time coming up with one on the previous board. That's BD of course. (Before Disney)

ratcat
I took 208. Of those I came up with 70 to post, Dimmy cut 30 from that selection...

And you saw those. I'm gonna try and post them again, and slip in a few extras this time. wink

queeq
*claps his hands and jumps around* Oh goody goody.

ratcat
Mental Note: Hmmm, need a queeq filter.

Ushgarak
Such a concept defies imagination...

ratcat
Actually no, it's possible....

queeq
There are ways of avoiding such a filter. But you can try and make all this effort just for me.

Ushgarak
Oh dear...

ratcat
Of course there are ways. There's no such thing as a 100% secure system, ask the Pentagon!!! laughing out loud

queeq
I did, that's why I know. big grin

ratcat
Nuff said!

queeq
Time to close down, you think?

ratcat
You don't pay me to think. Wait, I don't work for you. Make your own decisions.

queeq
I thought that was a suggestion. Sooooorrryyy.

ratcat
Like you'd listen to my suggestions..... roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
Always. You know I wuv you.

Ushgarak
Eh up, here we go again...

ratcat
He lies too.

Ushgarak
That MAY explain things...

ratcat
Well, I'm not big on explanations...

Ushgarak
But plenty big on heart, eh?

ratcat
I like to think so, though others may think otherwise. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ushgarak
Well, I think you do. Big old RC, with the big old heart!

ratcat
But not as big a queeq...

Ushgarak
You're both big! Both Council Members, after all.

ratcat
Yeah, but he has this thing about being an inch taller...

Ushgarak
I'm short, if it helps.

ratcat
How TALL are you?

Ushgarak
5'8''

ratcat
That's not short.

Ushgarak
It's quite short... actually, I'm not very certain of that figure...

ratcat
Hell, you taller than a lot of people I know.

Gundark
Well I'm 5' 3 3/4". 5' 8" seems tall to me. Tommy is 6' so he seems REALLY tall to me.

ratcat
Well, Dim is 5'3" and I'm 6'1" and a bit so we can relate to the size difference.

It's a long way to reach down for a kiss. big grin

Ushgarak
I may be closer to 5'6''... I REALLY have to get this sorted.

ratcat
OK, time to go find that tape measure.

Ushgarak
Would you believe I can't find a fully working tape measure in the house? I had all this trouible when I was trying to tell Dim how high I am.

ratcat
Dim has this thing about measuring body parts... She had me measure my hand, my foot, my elbow, my palm. Strange, inquisative mind she has.

Ushgarak
Well, she just needed my height for the GDF pic.

Edna_witch
I think Im 5'2. I regular short **** !

ratcat
Ush, that's just her excuse, she knew how tall I was and then turned me into a midget.

Edna, but as the saying goes; "Good things come in small packages!"

Edna_witch
Thank RC! Now stop it before you give me a complex!

ratcat
I think your offices are a comples, you don't need another one!!! smokin'

Edna_witch
Thats just not even funny!

ratcat
Or are they just complex offices..... smokin'

Ushgarak
Bit critical on humour lately, my dear?

ratcat
Yeah, she's at that age, bless her. laughing out loud

Edna_witch
It better to be at THAT AGE than OLD AGE!

keokiswahine
*waits breathlessly for more Dimmy pics*

a picture of confused essence is hard to come by, but I'll try.

small packages are great.

ratcat
Confused Essence? Is that a hint to the origin of the name Keokiswahine?

Edna_witch
NO RC keep up! Keo is confussion. To make up the trio. Everywhere there is chaos and mayhem, confusion will soon follow! Dont you know anything?

razman
Could it be "Keokis Wahine"?

keokiswahine
all hail, the great Edna; she has got it together, girl. smokin'

ratcat
That's what I thought it was anyway.

keokiswahine
confused

ratcat
Keo, we;re trying to figure out you name here. Any hints would be appreciated ...

keokiswahine
confused confused evil face

Ushgarak
Keo's a tricky one, you have to grant it...

razman
I think it IS a hawaiian name:



And according to my research Keokis IS a possible first name.

ratcat
I know, but I shall figure her out somehow. I've already interagated Dim for answers and I got a couple, but nothing on the name...

Ushgarak
It'll be fun, forsure.

ratcat
I think I'll go back to the Dimster, I might not get any answers, but it sure is fun trying.....

Ushgarak
Ah, the ever wonderful Dim-meister...

ratcat
Always wonderful, always a pleasure.

Gundark
Sometimes my dad calls my mom his little wahini and she calls him her big kahuna. Its cute, actually, being that they're 74 & 70. cool

queeq
Keoki IS a first name. I've done some research before to find it out. So I guess it means "Keoki's surfing woman" or something. So the only question that remains is "Who is Keoki?"

Cough it up Keo! laughing out loud

ratcat
I'd kinda figured on it just being her name, like;

Keokis Wahine

or something..

Ushgarak
I hope no-one is even close...

queeq
Keoki's a man's name from what I found out.

ratcat
Well, that could confuse things....

Ushgarak
Uh-oh...

ratcat
Hmmmm, maybe she was a man and then he bacame a she and then uh, ok, I'm lost now....

Ushgarak
I think you will find you are going downwards...

ratcat
Think I should stop? Yeah, I think I should stop. OK, stopping...

Ushgarak
I got let off last time I was down there, luckily enough.

Dim
*PUBLIC NOTICE*
keo is the nongender embodiement of confusion.

Thank You.
Dimmy
The Chairperson for the Organization to preserve the keokiswahine.

Jameous Woodshire
so, Keo is a Shrine? That would make sence. A bit more than the rest are making.

LOL.

Jameous Woodshire
Also, Gundark, You have nice pics. I couldnt see them till today, but they are sweet.

I might post my pics sometime, but dont hold your breath. Eventualy I will.

cool

keokiswahine
confused

queeq
Still confused, eh?

ratcat
So Dimmy, what are you the nongender embodiement of? confused laughing out loud confused

Gundark
Well thanks, JW.

Keo has truly become powerful. She has created total confusion. :evil

ratcat
ARise, Gundy the Hottie!!! wink

Gundark
My RC, you certainly are full of compliments lately. cool

Thats more than I get from queeq in a whole month !!! laughing out loud

Gundark
You want to start complementing queeq now ? Well that would be something new. Hehehe. laughing out loud

Dim
RC, I'm a nongender embodiement of a smack upside your head..

ratcat
And so it begins.... laughing out loud

razman
You're like a married couple already! laughing out loud

ratcat
What? You mean on the verge of divorce?

Ushgarak
Presuming he meant a perfect happy marriage... unless I'm being hoplessly naive.

Gundark
Ah, RC, you're forgetting you're episode 4: the new hope. Happy ending. cool

Ushgarak
For all of us?

razman
Endings are whatever you make them to be.

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