Four-figure barrier has fallen...
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Ushgarak
Well, I have over a thousand posts here... I'm not sure if I should stay quiet about that...
In any case, what more is there for me to conquer? I can only think of one thing left to do. Wait for a vacancy in the Council, see someone else get it, throw a strop and leave,
That's how it works, isn't it?
Seriously, though, I'd like to thank you all again for being marvellous people who have helped me greatly... special mentions to dear Edna again, of course...
From here on in, the rumours can only get fatser and better, Great times ahead!
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you... I love you all...
Now you know I appreciate you all... you weren't SERIOUS about my photo, were you? Come on now...
Ushgarak
Oh, you are all too lovely...
Gundark
I was serious too, Ush. I'd go after you in a sec !!!
ratcat
That's it! Ush, outside now!!!
(we're not gonna fight, I'm just trying to look macho in front of Gundy!
)
Ushgarak
Ok!
(Starts striking manly poses)
Hey! This place just got timed to GMT/BST! Lovely!
But you are all still TOO kind...
ratcat
YA know, I looked at the times a little early but didn't click.
Yarboo Sucks to you Yankies!!!
Ushgarak
You switched loyalites fast there...
Again, everyone, thank you, thank you...
Edna_witch
You know this shows only one thing dont you! That you have way too much time on your hands! I really must find you a new hobby! Leave it with me! I will have you busy in no time! Trust me it will be good for you!
Ushgarak
Life just gets better and better!
Edna_witch
You see now youre getting it!
Ushgarak
Assuming you weren't just making that up, of course...
ratcat
Yeah Ush, I know. But being as the chances of me ever actually really getting to live for any period of time Stateside are slim, I guess I need to keep loyal to the home team!
Ushgarak
Ah, I see...
Still waiting for big Edna thing...
Edna_witch
What big Edna thing?
Ushgarak
You thought that was a weight comment, didn't you?
The big thing that will have me less bored in no time, yeah?
Edna_witch
No I didnt actually! Give me alittle time! Finding someone a life can take a while!
Edna_witch
I think I must have been born confused as I know for a fact I have spent a very large proportion of my life that way! I look forward to the day when i have universal understanding! A girl can dream!
Ushgarak
She certainly can. And lo! Your waiting is over, for I will help to ease your confusion...
Edna_witch
I cant see that happening somehow since at the moment you eem to be the source of my confusion!
Ushgarak
Don't worry. I will stop all your confusion with my cuning plan.
Edna_witch
So you have a very Cunning plan do you? Do you watch blackadder?
Ushgarak
I do... oh boy, another thing in common...
Ushgarak
Flashheart, for God's sake...
Edna_witch
Nope looks like another thing where i ma not up to yur standards of obsessive knowing all of it!
Ushgarak
Lord Flashheart! Rik Mayal!
Series two and four! Woof woof! The aeroplane one from series four!
Edna_witch
I dont thnk I ever saw series two. I remember him in series four though yes.
Ushgarak
Phew! Well then.
Woof!
Edna_witch
Why dont you seem to understand that unlike you I dont learn the scripts of my favourite programmes of by heart. Sorry! But I odnt know it!
Ushgarak
Yeah, but that's such a basic thing! Like 'I have a cunning plan!'
Or knowing the Dead Parrot sketch for that matter...
ratcat
Hmmmm, obviously someone has a little toooooo much spare time on his hands...
Ushgarak
Knowing Flashheart and the DPS is NOT evidence of too much spare time!
As it happens, I DO have too much, and knowing all the other stuff proves THAT. But those two things- any reasonable fan would know.
ratcat
So, what are you saying, Edna is unreasonable....
Ushgarak
Well, she's no true fan... but I can sort that out...
ratcat
So, now you want to change her. This is not good....
Ushgarak
Yes it is. No-one is perfect. We can both change each other for the better.Heck, she is working hard enough with me...
ratcat
So this is a kinda, "Hi, you're great, but these things need to change" situation...
*Passes Ush a bigger shovel...*
Ushgarak
I guess you just don't know her, my man...
ratcat
I guess not, but she does strike my as a person who isn't looking to be changed by others, but bu her own initiation.
Jeeezzz, that was almost.... DEEP...
Ushgarak
Almost...
I reserve the right to say that Edna doesn't know enough Python...
ratcat
Well, that's between you and her and the rest of the board...
Ushgarak
What, you think we should have an entire forum to ourselves or something?
ratcat
I never said that....
Ushgarak
Because that would be a TERRIBLE idea...
ratcat
Yeah, I mean, only a fool would think of something like that......
Ushgarak
Well, if you say so...
ratcat
Yeah, I'm just waiting for the ground to subside under me...
Ushgarak
Like to play it fine, don't you?
Edna_witch
I never said I was a TRUE fan of either Python or Blackadder. Give me a break! I just said I watched them.
Ushgarak
I know. I appreciate that. And I will gently encourage your interest.
Edna_witch
You dont have to encourage my interet! I have the inmterest! Just not the time!
Ushgarak
Seriously, though, any Pythin fan should know the existence of Dead Parrot. It's like, the number one thing. The quintessential Python sketch. Word association:
Monty Python? Parrot.
Really it is. That needs remedying
Edna_witch
And now for something completely different you say? Well I just happen to be watching it as we speak!
Ushgarak
Stunning! You'll get the Parrot Sketch feed into the Lumberjack song. That cuts the Parrot sketch a LITTLE short, but that actually improves it.
"What about my bloody parrot?!"
ratcat
Well, as long as you don't wish you'd been a grily just like your dear mamma, you should be OK.
Ushgarak
Or Papa, don't forget!
ratcat
Yeah, taht is true. Why two versions? I never figured.
Ushgarak
They did it so many bloody times, guess their tastes changed.Wouldn't be surprised if they just changed it on the spot sometimes.
ratcat
I guess.
Anyway, moving right along...
Ushgarak
Ok, I guess I can spare a few more minutes...
Edna_witch
Oi! Patience is a virtue my dear Ush!
Ushgarak
I HAVE been waiting quite a while, you know... not specifically for this, but in general...
Edna_witch
Well you will have t wait longer because I havent got a clue! I didnt thnk you would actually take me seriously!
Ushgarak
Oohh, you evil woman... stringing on a man like that...
Ushgarak
Never mind, I still like you...
Edna_witch
Aaaah! Thank you! Now stop it! I dont like it!
Ushgarak
Stopping immediately... though that wasn't a compliment, that was sheer generosity on my part... quite frankly I should have you shot...
Edna_witch
Yes you should! No habg on what am I saying? I dont want you to shoot me! ohgod now Im confused!
Ushgarak
Well STOP being confused immediately!
Ushgarak
Bump! This one hasn't outlived it's usefulness yet...
ratcat
Oh dear, someone must be getting bored.
Ushgarak
Well, so many have been shut down tonight... and answer that weird guy who posted a few hours back in the IV-VI forum would you?
finti
weird guy, this I need to check out
Ushgarak
Noble RC has already answered his desperately put queries.
ratcat
Yeah, thanks though to Ush who pointed it out. Guess I'd been neglecting my duties...
Ushgarak
What IS it with some people and caps, though? Remember KK?
ratcat
What I don't get is that the guy had already made 3 previous posts quite happily and properly.
I think someone was trying to pull my leg...
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