Diarrhea Drama!
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Tex
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/shit.gifDont ever eat microwave popcorn and chocolate milk! I've been shitting nonstop for 12hrs! I'm cramping and squeezing, sweating and moaning, oh the drama!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/shit.gif
I've totally gone Calcutta!
You may all now shower me with your well wishes and support!
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Red Texas
mmmkay, that's bad, mmmkay
LanceWindu
Yeah, showers the right word.
*plugs nose*
Storm
hope you get better soon
Tex
Why cant you be a nice Belgian like Storm yerssot?
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yerssot
cause she's originally from the UK?
Tex
A nice Belgian?!? HA! I knew it was too good to be true!
BackFire349
yeah tex, i know how that goes.... you have my pity.
Storm
originally from the UK?
I' m NOT
yerssot
well, he believed it *nods at tex*
Tex
I dont have the energy to put up with your shenanigans Yerssot, all of my energy is concentrated on my stomach and ass
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yerssot
all I tell you is one big lie,
all I tell you is the truth and nothing but the truth
KidRock
any new road rage stories Tex?!?! lol
Tex
No road rage stories yet, but Halloween is coming up, and those damn trick-or-treaters think they own the road, walking in the middle of the street!
Fire
hehe, that sounds like a messed up time to drive
Ushgarak
I would call that "Dramarhea"
mechmoggy
Put the loo roll in the fridge Tex, it makes the wiping less painful.
Fire
mech you know from past experience I suppose
Tex
I've never heard of that before
Yes, but I'm over my little drama
No thanks to you fiends!
mechmoggy
Have you lost much weight?
Tex
No, I dont think it works that way
mechmoggy
Of course it does, I know some chaps from Uni who had to go work in India on an engineering project. Both got real ill and lost some serious timber!
cermiestar
what a lovely story tex!
Tex
I'm a charmer aren't I?
Lost some serious 'timber'?
Tex
I'm a charming gentleman extraordinaire!
I spew class and charisma
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BackFire349
along with massive amounts of feces.
Tex
Everyone's a critic
BackFire349
nah, i have no problem with that, many of my friends are crap fiends.
Tex
Hey BF, how come you get a special title, 'horror expert' but no special smilie to go along?
BackFire349
i dunno....ask raz when he returns.
Tex
Cause people only notice you have a special title when they see a special smile!
You need to be a diva and demand one!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif
BackFire349
well most people already know im the horror expert of these forums, so there is no need to flaunt what is already factual and renowned to all
Tex
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/sleeping.gif zzzzzzzzzz
ragesRemorse
when your up to bat and you feel a little slat "dirriha"
Runnin to first and you feel a little burst.. "diarriha"
Runnin for second and you feel a little pecking.. Diarrha"
Nearing twords third, and you feel a little turd, Diarriha
Sliding in home and you feel a little foam... Diarriha' Diarriha..
silver_tears
this thread is disturbing
ragesRemorse
not as disturbing as figuring out if you eat a bowl full of chilli, and eat a bowl full of ice cream while your putting the bowl full of chilli into the porcelon bowl, you wont burn your as*hole
mechmoggy
Actually Tex, these last few days I've been suffering with the complete opposite of the problem you had.
I've tried eating everything hot and spicy to "clean out the system" but nothing has worked. My last resort is going in with one of those old fashion hand drills to break things up a bit!
silver_tears
as bad as it was before the thread has gotten worse
mechmoggy
Does that mean you don't want to be told if I manage to "drop the kids off at the pool"?
silver_tears
please spare us the trip to throw up
mechmoggy
I'll take that as a no thank you then.
silver_tears
please do
mechmoggy
You say that, but deep down you know you want to be kept informed.
silver_tears
*plugs ears and covers eyes*
mechmoggy
*Sends update by telepathy*
silver_tears
*empties mind*
im a step ahead of you
mechmoggy
There's still no news on my southern frontier anyway.
ragesRemorse
well if you ever go deep sea diving in my pool you better be aware of them underwater mines because there a dookie.. i mean doozie
Tex
Poor Mech! Where's that mad cow meat when you need it?
mechmoggy
Last night we made a Thai red curry with 2 bonnet chilli's and extra curry powder, and still nothing!
I also went to the gym tonight to see if that would jar anything loose, no change so far though.
Tex
Have you tried taking any real laxatives?
Poor Mech, when it finally comes out its gonna be hard as a rock
It'll make a big splash
Mech's dropping meteoroids
BackFire349
constipation sucks.
LanceWindu
I never get constipated, no matter how much cheese I eat...
buzzz
I hope ya feel like better
Syren
costipation? diorhia (cant bloody spell it alright!)? whateva nxt? apparently polo mints are a laxative, love em, prob why i never have the constipation drama
mechmoggy
I'm full of s**t basically.
mechmoggy
UPDATE...
All's well again, this afternoon I gave birth.
Storm
I think there' s a smell on this thread
but good that everything' s back to normal mech
mechmoggy
I feel about a stone lighter.
Storm
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I can imagine
mechmoggy
WARNING:
Please refrain from constructing mental images of this threads content.
Fire
thx for the warning mech
mechmoggy
I thought it was best said.
Tex
Awh
Thanks Julie
What a sweetheart!
You filthy, emotionally inept, unsympathetic hooligans could learn a thing or two from Julie
silver_tears
awww.....poor......Tex
better
Captain REX
Meaning if I said "Poor Tex" I would be learning from Julie?
Sounds like you had fun, Tex...
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