Diarrhea Drama!

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Tex
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/shit.gifDont ever eat microwave popcorn and chocolate milk! I've been shitting nonstop for 12hrs! I'm cramping and squeezing, sweating and moaning, oh the drama!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/shit.gif
I've totally gone Calcutta!

You may all now shower me with your well wishes and support!stick out tongue
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Red Texas
mmmkay, that's bad, mmmkay

LanceWindu
Yeah, showers the right word.

*plugs nose*

Storm
laughing out loud
hope you get better soon

yerssot
noted

Tex
Why cant you be a nice Belgian like Storm yerssot?stick out tongue
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yerssot
cause she's originally from the UK?

Tex
A nice Belgian?!? HA! I knew it was too good to be true!stick out tongue

BackFire349
yeah tex, i know how that goes.... you have my pity.

Storm
originally from the UK?
I' m NOT mad

yerssot
well, he believed it *nods at tex*

Tex
I dont have the energy to put up with your shenanigans Yerssot, all of my energy is concentrated on my stomach and ass laughing out loud
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yerssot
all I tell you is one big lie,
all I tell you is the truth and nothing but the truth

KidRock
any new road rage stories Tex?!?! lol

Tex
No road rage stories yet, but Halloween is coming up, and those damn trick-or-treaters think they own the road, walking in the middle of the street!mad
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Fire
hehe, that sounds like a messed up time to drive

Ushgarak
I would call that "Dramarhea"

BackFire349
*beats drums*

Tex
laughing out loud

Fire
hehe

mechmoggy
Put the loo roll in the fridge Tex, it makes the wiping less painful. wink

Fire
mech you know from past experience I suppose

Tex
I've never heard of that beforelaughing out loud

Yes, but I'm over my little dramasmile
No thanks to you fiends!stick out tongue

mechmoggy
Have you lost much weight?

Tex
No, I dont think it works that waylaughing out loud

mechmoggy
Of course it does, I know some chaps from Uni who had to go work in India on an engineering project. Both got real ill and lost some serious timber! eek!

cermiestar
what a lovely story tex! big grin

Tex
I'm a charmer aren't I? wink

Lost some serious 'timber'?laughing out loud

Fire
yea you are Tex

Tex
I'm a charming gentleman extraordinaire!
I spew class and charisma cool
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BackFire349
along with massive amounts of feces.

Tex
Everyone's a criticstick out tongue

BackFire349
nah, i have no problem with that, many of my friends are crap fiends.

Tex
Hey BF, how come you get a special title, 'horror expert' but no special smilie to go along?

BackFire349
i dunno....ask raz when he returns.

Tex
Cause people only notice you have a special title when they see a special smile!

You need to be a diva and demand one!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif

BackFire349
well most people already know im the horror expert of these forums, so there is no need to flaunt what is already factual and renowned to all stick out tongue

Tex
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/sleeping.gif zzzzzzzzzz

ragesRemorse
when your up to bat and you feel a little slat "dirriha"
Runnin to first and you feel a little burst.. "diarriha"
Runnin for second and you feel a little pecking.. Diarrha"
Nearing twords third, and you feel a little turd, Diarriha
Sliding in home and you feel a little foam... Diarriha' Diarriha..

silver_tears
this thread is disturbing sick

ragesRemorse
not as disturbing as figuring out if you eat a bowl full of chilli, and eat a bowl full of ice cream while your putting the bowl full of chilli into the porcelon bowl, you wont burn your as*hole smile

mechmoggy
Actually Tex, these last few days I've been suffering with the complete opposite of the problem you had.

I've tried eating everything hot and spicy to "clean out the system" but nothing has worked. My last resort is going in with one of those old fashion hand drills to break things up a bit! eek!

silver_tears
as bad as it was before the thread has gotten worse sick

mechmoggy
big grin

Does that mean you don't want to be told if I manage to "drop the kids off at the pool"?

silver_tears
please spare us the trip to throw up sick

mechmoggy
I'll take that as a no thank you then. wink

silver_tears
please do stick out tongue

mechmoggy
You say that, but deep down you know you want to be kept informed. stick out tongue

silver_tears
*plugs ears and covers eyes* huh

mechmoggy
*Sends update by telepathy*

silver_tears
*empties mind* evil face im a step ahead of you stick out tongue

mechmoggy
There's still no news on my southern frontier anyway. sad

ragesRemorse
well if you ever go deep sea diving in my pool you better be aware of them underwater mines because there a dookie.. i mean doozie

Tex
Poor Mech! Where's that mad cow meat when you need it?stick out tongue

mechmoggy
Last night we made a Thai red curry with 2 bonnet chilli's and extra curry powder, and still nothing!

I also went to the gym tonight to see if that would jar anything loose, no change so far though. sad

Tex
Have you tried taking any real laxatives?

Poor Mech, when it finally comes out its gonna be hard as a rocklaughing out loud
It'll make a big splashlaughing out loud

Mech's dropping meteoroidslaughing out loud

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BackFire349
constipation sucks.

LanceWindu
I never get constipated, no matter how much cheese I eat...

BackFire349
it sucks.

buzzz
laughing out loud I hope ya feel like better

Syren
costipation? diorhia (cant bloody spell it alright!)? whateva nxt? apparently polo mints are a laxative, love em, prob why i never have the constipation drama

mechmoggy
I'm full of s**t basically. sad

mechmoggy
UPDATE...

All's well again, this afternoon I gave birth. sad eek! sick

Storm
I think there' s a smell on this thread erm
but good that everything' s back to normal mech

mechmoggy
I feel about a stone lighter. eek!

Storm
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I can imagine

mechmoggy
WARNING:

Please refrain from constructing mental images of this threads content.

Julie
poor tex

Fire
thx for the warning mech

mechmoggy
I thought it was best said. big grin

Tex
Awhsmile Thanks Juliebig grin
What a sweetheart!love

You filthy, emotionally inept, unsympathetic hooligans could learn a thing or two from Juliestick out tongue

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silver_tears
awww.....poor......Tex huh
better stick out tongue

Captain REX
laughing out loud Meaning if I said "Poor Tex" I would be learning from Julie? stick out tongue

Sounds like you had fun, Tex... roll eyes (sarcastic)

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