Lance and Niv
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LindsIsTightK
Not that we don't enjoy the show you put on for us in every thread, but this thread is here just for when other people might want to use the threads you are in to talk about something other then Lance, Niv, and their glomping
Please, come here and put on a show for us

LanceWindu
* automatically moves Linds out of the way so he can get to Niv *
badkittykitty
*claps* yay show for us guys!
LindsIsTightK
Apparently they are putting on a show behind the scenes

LanceWindu
We PM each other in between ever set of posts we do, so you guys only know half the story.
DemonicGambit
Only half....darn

badkittykitty
well the half we are getting is really something lance!!

LindsIsTightK
Man if that is just half, then let me be the first to say that you guys have an awesome shot at a good sex life
badkittykitty
I am with linds on this..
DemonicGambit
Count me in on that
Nivvy
* Pounces Windy while he's occupied *
LanceWindu
* turns around to see his beautiful Chanel *
Hey babe
* picks her up and starts passionately kissing her *
Nivvy
* Throws a few nips in *
........ Peoples are loooooookin...
LanceWindu
Let them look, they just wish they had what we have.
* starts nibbling just under your ear and then kissing the same spot *
yerssot
*installs the new cameras*
forum rules, lance

LanceWindu
We'll let anyone watch that want's too.
Except you'll all be dissapointed that we won't go all the way.
That's for our own privacy...
Nivvy
* Grins then nuzzles her cheek against Windy's *
Oooooo Hoooooooooo !!
LanceWindu
* starts playing with all of Chanel's piercings *
yerssot
privacy? on KMC? lance, you should know better
Nivvy
* Taps Windy's Left shoulder blade *
One day, you gots to get a tatt here

..... Maybe ya second tatt
LanceWindu
Don't worry, I'll get whatever tatt you want me to on that shoulder blade, but it will have to be my second tatt, I want the first on my bicep.
Yerss, I meant in PM's.
Nivvy
* Waves at Yerss' Cameras *
Yussssss... Okie dokie.. * Thinks about kick ass tatts *
LanceWindu
I can't wait to get the tatt on my shoulder blade though, so you can scratch it and make it all tingly, like I'm going to do to your tatt when I get off the plane sometime in the future.
Nivvy
It does honestly tingle, a nice tingle.......
A weird one though. They kinda feel nice getting, but painful. Like a nice massage, with needles and nails......

yerssot
you don't know about the checking of PMs?

LanceWindu
It actually sounds great to me. It would feel awesome.
Nivvy
I saw the best tatt today Windy.... You know what would be cooler

If we got the same tatt.

LanceWindu
Or a tatt that goes together.
That would rule all!
But what would it be?
Nivvy
Celtic Designs rawk

!!!!!!
The one i saw today was so detailed....
It was in the centre of this dude's shoulder blades and kind of up the back of his neck.
But it was like a Weird shape, all pointy, and interlocked, with heaps of small designs in it.... Byootiful !!!! I kept staring at him....
He was freakin' out, thankfully he recognised me as a regular at his store down the road though. His father always used to drop my grandmother off at home when it was raining and she'd get soaked walkin back ^_^
LanceWindu
So matching Celtic designs?
We'll have to do that when I get out there.
Or maybe for that you'll have to come here and let my uncle ink you up.
Nivvy
Somethin' like that.....
Either or. Doesn't bother meh

Ink is good.....
LanceWindu
I wouldn't trust anyone with my skin besides my uncle, he's the one who will give me all my tats.
Neo_Version 7
Yo, L@nce, Ni\/\/Y, are you guys really together? i mean are you really married and stuff? Do you have cyber-sex? Do you have real sex? Do you have any kids? If any, boys or girls, or both?
clispin
this is interesting

um......i have to ask the same question (only without the whole sex thing) r u two together
yerssot
*points to nivvy's and lance's titles*
whatcha think?

Treehuggerjanie
they make a looovelllllyyyyy couple!congrats and all that!xxxxx
must_kill_Santa
yep i agree but more privacy needed
yerssot
there is no privacy here
must_kill_Santa
i no but the could use pm
yerssot
later MKS

Treehuggerjanie
mks explain NOW!this has been going on for ages now what was in that pm!
must_kill_Santa
wot pm tell me now yerss please
Treehuggerjanie
kay YOU know what i mean!
must_kill_Santa
no i dont lol
Treehuggerjanie
whatever...but i know the truth!

muwhahahaha
must_kill_Santa
how me confused now Yerss tell me why now please
yerssot
what? isn't that the normal thing?
must_kill_Santa
me being confused yes and tell me why pms arent private
must_kill_Santa
please tell me
must_kill_Santa
well go on
must_kill_Santa
you no wot mean why wont you tell me *SULKS*
yerssot
why are you sulking?
must_kill_Santa
your not telling me *starts to cry*
LanceWindu
Yes, we are really a couple. (Just we haven't come together)
No, we are not married.
No, we don't have cyber-sex.
No, we don't have real sex.
Obiviously we don't have kids.
Nivvy
What he said.

LanceWindu
* proceeds to kiss Chanel on the neck *
badkittykitty
can I be nosey mrs&mr windy,but wasnt there some glomping going on in here?

cermiestar
now that's what i call a long distance relationship

LanceWindu
I don't think we've glomped in here bkk, just some pouncing I believe.
yerssot
but ... but ... I want to play with some little lances!

cermiestar
me too! they would be so CUTE!
yerssot
oh! even better! I want to play with little cermies!
come on miss star! get some kids already

Nivvy
* Glomps Windy while he's distracted *

Nivvy
There we go
^_____^
Some Glompin'
cermiestar
no thank you yerss! giving birth looks PAINFUL!
LanceWindu
* glomps Niv right back *
yerssot
well, only one way to be sure...
and I want to see little cermies!
Nivvy
* Pounces Windy like earlier *
cermiestar
i'm pretty sure they would n't want to see me .....they'd prbabaly call social services on me!
yerssot
then they don't have the cuteness-factor of cerm!
LanceWindu
Have her donate eggs and then have them born in a lab, so that way they are hers but she doesn't have to give birth.
cermiestar
i don'thave a cute factor

yerssot
nope, you don't cerm, you're way above the scale

yerssot
what?

cermiestar
*hides in shame*
Nivvy
* Whistles innocently and points to where Cermie is hiding.... *
cermiestar
Niv! *runs off to find new hiding place*
LanceWindu
* points to her new hiding spot *
yerssot
after her!

LanceWindu
You go right ahead yerss.
I'm going to stay here loving my Chanel.
yerssot
but ... but ... making cermiestar red! fun!
cermiestar
*puts a scarf on to hide redness*
yerssot
ow

clispin
awww leave her alone *gives her sympathetic pat while restraining laugh*
yerssot
oh, she actually likes this

LanceWindu
So says the stalker...
clispin
I dont really know what your talking about...

...im just giving her a sympathetic pat

oh wellity.
clispin
what are you talking about?
yerssot
stalking? me? nevah evah!
clispin
ok guys I'm officially confused

yerssot
sorry, Keokiswahine already has that title

LanceWindu
* goes back to glomp my girl *
clispin
*whimper* why wont anyone explain to me whats going on.
yerssot
explain what exactly?
clispin
what are you lot talking about? I'm so foncused!
LanceWindu
Everyone is after talking to yerss.
clispin
cool, I think ill just try and pick up on what everyone is saying. Anyway I have to skedaddle.
LATER PEEPZ
xxx
LanceWindu
C-ya later clispin.
yerssot
clispin lance, clispin!
LanceWindu
I don't know what you're talking about yerss...

yerssot
unfortunatly you can't change the "Last edited by LanceWindu on Today at 12:00 AM"-part

yerssot
they all blush

LanceWindu
Where's my Niv?
I need to get my kiss on.
yerssot
what? am I not good enough?
Nivvy
* Glomps Windy outta nowhere *

LanceWindu
* re-glomp's ya *
Nivvy
* Slurps Windy's face, leaving a drool trail across his cheek *

LanceWindu
* Nibbles on Niv's earlobe and kisses her gently *
Nivvy
^______^
* Nuzzles her cheek into Windy's neck, then leans up to kiss him *
Bah bai My Loverli !!!!!!
LanceWindu
* tilts his head down and kisses her passionately on the lips *
Bah bai hun.
LanceWindu
0o0o0o...resurrection.
lil bitchiness
Aww...this thread is so cute.
Lance and Niv http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/serenade.gif
Fire
hmmm make sure it doesnt become TMI lance
but other than that nice going
yerssot
what? fire getting disgusted by some written lines?

LanceWindu
Nah, we would never do that.

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