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Home droids now for sale. 20% off, buy one,

Buy a battle droid for protection, 15% off.

Worker droids 30% off

Of course this money will go to making a new bar, with better facilities,

*In agreement with Queeq(*

please post more info on the items, before I bid.

This is new, queeq agreeing to something that is.....

Well, ya know..when there's something in it for him...

queeq the deceptor

Sooo, just what is in it for him then?

A droid version of me when I'm busy.

Earth to queeq....its phinney's thread, not finti's. Yeesh. You're losing it. Come down to the lab so I can tweak your brain.

Don't look at me to do anything...the last time I said something about one of these social threads you called me a hypocrite..

We always call you things.

And do I sense deception in this thread?

*Runs into Gundy's lab to get his brain tweaked. After some tweaking and some oil, queeq runs out*

Sorry, finti. My mistake. How could I ever say that about you?

So Phinney's a bit of a liar. And Dimmy, I'd never say that about you.

Actually, that's not one of the things I called her either.

QUEEEEEEEEEQ!!! YES you did! hmph!


And RC..the things you called me aren't allowed on this board...

Prove it, Dimmy!

I can't...it wasn't on the board.

Those are just the ones you actually heard...

Tell me ! Tell me ! Tell me ! Then you can kill me.

Kill you???? Oooooh, kinky!

Can I keep the body?

RC is a body snatcher?

NO, I just want Gundy's body...

Sorry, what was that about battle droids being GREAT guards? Comic relief, more like.

I wonder whose body is next after Gundy's?

Well we know its not Natalie Portman. Hmmm...if I'm dead, I can't make myself into a monster can I ?

Depends on what RC wants to do with it.

(checks female monster list) Hmmm....not many...not sure I wanna be re-animated after all. Maybe RC is just a necrophiliac.

Maybe he just fancies your body.

Well I guess that makes him one of those skirt-chasers.

I don't think it's your skirt he's after.

Hey wait a minute...you're right. I had PANTS on in all those pictures.

I don't think that's what he was looking at either.

Must have been my eyebrows.

Eerrrrrrmmmmm... yes, YES! That's it, the eyebrows, indeed, I'm sure, yes.

Noone's buying so I will just have to have some one shut it down.

I never agreed on any shops around here. Finti's turned out to be a bit of a liar here.

Well, as long as it creates some chaos I will let pass for now. But then, there's always Dimmy....

Home Droids Help cook, clean, serve drinks, and are pretty much your slave, whatever u want them to do around the house they will do it, they are now $60 because of it beeing 30% off.

Battle droids are mainly for protection and burglars, they are also great guards, they carry a blaster with them, and will do whatever u say. They are bada$$'S) $100

Worker droids are like slaves outside, They work outside a lot and do what u want them to do, they can fix something like a ship or A CLOSET! $75

Look-alike Droids-These are mainly for fun and these af course are special order because I don't have them waiting for a customer, these are very fun and they do what u want. $120

Phinney, don't give up so soon; we're all just browsing right now. It's not like this is a fire sale. or is it?

"Puting on fire with Gasoline"- David Bowie

Starts emptying barrels of paraphin over floor.

Do you have any astromechs that can serve drinks?

"Anyone got a match?"

Will a lighter do?

What a bunch of amateurs. (produces force lightning from fingertips)

You Sith Lords are really cruel, you know that? Poor Phinney...

Stands back to watch flames start to spread.

Hey, it wasn't my idea to torch the place. They started it. I was just standing here.

A peer pressure Sith Lady, eh?

*Thinks about stepping outside before the smoke gets too much...*

(Turns on Fire-fighting worker droids)

And anyone who damages those has to give compensation to Phinney.

Whatever...

*Slices Fire-fighting worker droids heads off.*

That's just mean!

(Turns on droid-fixing worker droids)

Oh thats so sad and the Emporer was going to come here and buy a self looking droid, ohh I do believe he and Vader will be angry AT YOU GUYS!!!


See u in HELL!

Hey! What did *I* do?

I ment them USH

Ah well... nasty lot, the Sith...

Burn baby burn...

Rc I think I here an Imperial shuttle (Vader!!!)

Do we have to review the form fire regulations?

He will be upset with what *you* let happen here.

Phinney, what's today's special?

Grilled Astromech.

RC he will be mad at u for burning it, sorry!

Queeq u should be a mind reader!

Well look at it this way phin....the droids will just melt away....not really burn. You could mold them into something else.

Yes, like... like.... like.... useless items for on mantlepieces.

No way. Nothing we have to dust. I was thinking more like.....a giant.....something.........

I will mold it into a GIANT DROId to stay at the Bar and be for our amusment.

Good idea, phin ! Think BIG !!!

Not... a SUPERDROID!

Today's special value is a super droid???

*Strolls over to meet Vaders shuttle, shakes vader warmly by the hand and points at phinney, shaking his head.*

Don't think he's too happy phinney. I told him that I set the fire, but he wants to know why you let it happen.

Ohh Too late Ush The Emporer is here and I explained it to him.

quickly, hide the super droid. Vader must not see it.

Palpy, me old mucka, how ya doin'?

I dunno, he seems to think he can shirk his responcibilities. Use all your wealth to build a shop and then get it burnt down. Bit of a joker if you ask me.

Well, I guess you should talk to him, but go easy huh. I think queeq would like a word with him after.

So, Vader, what's new? A Death Star you say? Wow!

*Palpy and queeq give each other a high five*

I am still wondering if this is what Gundy really had in mind when she suggested something big.

It's a funny market, Keo...

a big whaaaaaaaattttttttttt

Confused again?

Actually I was thinking of mega-maid, but I guess that IS a giant droid.

Yeah. Right.

Just think of the batteries you would need.

That's only when she's switched from suck to blow.

My God, what's that crawling out of her nose ?

You don't want to know.

Spaceballs !

There goes the planet.

Possibly the worst piece of work from Mel Brooks.

No, I think that must be Men in Tights.

Oh, it's a he-and-she model.

I loved spaceballs ! (this is the part where you make fun of me now)

Well, me too. It's the only of the later Mel Brooks films I actually enjoyed again. Sure, it's corny here and there, but that's what Mel Brooks is all about.

Why would we make fun of you gundy? I loved that film too! It was a cracker!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................

Ush can't play anymore.

That's an interesting term, Edna. Over here, black people call white people crackers.

Crackers? Odd...

Really? Oh we always say something is a cracker over here. Or we say that they are cracking, you know, grand!

Like Elle and I had a cracking time together, yeah?

You did?

crackers here are still flour/water/leavening/salt stuff you eat with jam and peanut butter. My favorite is saloon pilot crackers; it's known as hard tack in New England. Also, luv creme crackers.

How dare you talk about African American that way?!

Yeah, what was I thinking ????

Its a slang term, but not a commonly used one. Not as much as honky anyway.

When Brits say cracker or cracking it's cute..it's so zippy

like, Dimmy's gone crackers over California sunshine.

Hmmmm...

The end.