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Anyone have any interesting party pieces they do?

Other than getting drunk and acting like an idiot?..no.

No one ever invites me to one and I don't know how to throw one...

Dim, honey, I saw that one, it was quite spectacular.

Though it does remind me of my one. Getting drunk and saying things that sounded oh, some much better in my head...

LOL..oh yeah...I remember that one..OMG.

I sometimes collapse and have to go to hospital...

and nicely changing the subjest, if I am really drunk I can be persuaded to fit my fist in my mouth!

Oh, ick!

Its not that my mouth is escpecially big I just have incredibly small hands! Actually it has become a lot more painful to do since I had my traintracks so I dont do it anymore! I do have a bad habit of geting into belching contests with the blokes.

Oh, ICK!

I can fit my sons foot in my mouth... Long Story...

Ush Im not your typical girlie girl! I mean Im not a total bloke but girlie girls just get on my nerves! You see Im a pint girl not a wine girl!

And I don't drink. Go figure.

But to be frank, I think you've worked out that I don't like you for your frailty...

There doing it again!!!!!!!!!

Oh blimey... sorry, RC...

Don't ever try to ramp a moutain bike when you are drunk, also, never run into a glass door, jump off your deck, go swimming, talk to girls you have crushes on, get in fights, and especially, never try act sober around college policemen they hate that. Just some advice I thought I'd share.

I can DEFINATELY vouch for the don't talk to girls one. Boy, that nearly cost me dearly!!!

What saved you?

The fact that she was drunk as well and that I begged a LOT!!!

Nice one.

No, you don't understand... I BEGGED A LOT!!!!!

I assume that was better than the alternative...

Well DUH!!!

Sorry, yes, you are correct...

Well then! Nice one then.

And dont get on the back of someones motor bike when you are drunk. I guarantee you will fall off somehwere up the road. Of course I dont remember any of this but it did explain the rather extensive bruising i had the next day!

Gotcha...

I can see how that would be a bad thing.

That was also the same night I ran around the block about 20 times shouteing that I was training for the Olympics, pushed one of my friends in the canal, disappeared for half an hour and returned soaked through at which point I collapsed on the kitchen floor and turned green! Or so people kept telling me! I dont remember anything of that night after about 8 o'clock. I hasten to add that I have never been in that state since!

Well, I guess it;s time we parted ways, my dear...

That was when I was young and didnt know how much alcohol my body could take! Now I drink in moderation! (sometimes!)

Phew! Ok then.

I thought you said you didnt mind me going out and getting drunk anyway!

Actually, I don't mind at all. Just being a bit Jedi Knighty at you...

Oh right! Well I may be jedi but Im also a witch! Im allowed to go off on a bender every now and then! Honest!

Ok, fair enough...

Well, that's some Party Piece!

Well, I do have a certain desire to see it now...

Trust me! Afetr the hangover I had to go with it I wont be doing that again in a while!

Yeah, fair enough...

NEXT!

Depends on the size of the party. If I can find somebody else into SW, well, you won't see me the rest of the evening.

Now on the getting drunk part, well I usually tell some of my bad jokes and do comedy relief filler throughout one of Tommy's yarns. He does run on quite a bit and all his friends know, so they make fun of him the whole way through the story. He's quite good about it though. I've never thrown up in front of anybody, but when my friend Karen and I were 17, we got drunk on Tequila Sunrises and bared our upper anatomy for her Mom's gardeners. What a time !!!

Now you wouldn't happen to have a pictures of THAT would you?

You can always count on RC to lower the tone!

UM, I think I speak for thre majority of the males here!!!

Yes well that just demonstrates a previous point of mine but I wont say it as you will only shout at me!

Sorry, RC. Just blurry memories.

Let me make one thing clear here, Edna. RC does NOT speak for the majority of males around here, unless he considers himself as the majority.

Theres no need to 'shout' RC. You're upsetting Edna.

Indeed. There's a lot of shouting at Edna going these days. I wonder why. She's so kind and sweet.

I just annoy him! Not surprising really! it seems to be my main talent in reality!

Really? How interesting. Well, you don't annoy me. Not one bit.

So, shall we start opening that can of worms you have Edna, about your talents in reality?

Sorry queeq, we forgot how bloddy perfect you are...

Edna, the only thing that annoys me about you is your insistance that you and Ush are just friends.

RAZ, CAN YOU HERE ME RAZ.

Gundy, guess I'll have to use the mind probe with the focusing lense then.

Don't worry, RC, I sometimes forget that too.

And yes, Edna and Ush are just friends. Not all of us have relationships over the net like you have, RC. Sorry.

Actually, my relationship is 100% non-cyber thanks. Though I only discuss it with my friends, which you are not one of.

Since you so high and mighty these days, perhaps you might like to butt out.

Oooh.. temper, temper.

No temper, just wondering why you insist on comments like that? Just a reminder, it was you who said you would never be my friend, not the other way around. So, why not live up to that statement.

When did I say that? And who can really be a friend over the net?

And still, you have a bit of a temper.

Heck, if you can't be an on-line friend then I'm sunk..

February.

I don't know, who can be a friend over the net, it's almost as ridiculous as falling in love over the net isn't it? Oh, but wait...

I think of many people here as friends, and in some cases good friends. Maybe that's a shortcoming of mine?

Nuff said?

No, I can think of a few others.

And Ush, sorry if that stung a bit. But I'm sure you can admit that net-friendship has its limitations.

I'm learning every day...

Trying to be the best I can be, buddy.

A friendship is a friendship is a friendship.

I've had Pen Friends, Net Friends, School Friends, Work Friends and Friends I've just met. I thought them all as friends, no matter where or how I met them. Some I have lost contact with, some I will probably knonw until the day one of us dies.

I fail to make the differentiation.

I don't know WHERE I am...

In respect of what?

IMHO, a friend is what you are, not what you have.

What??? Word games don't change the issue.

Going back to my point then, I would consider myself to be a friend to all of the people who fall into the categories that I listed above.

A friendship is a mutual, 2 way thing, just like any other relationship.

It's not a word game.

OK, so what does you are not have statement mean then?

I don't know where I am on the on-line friends thing. You all seem very real to me, but then I'm not in a good position to judge.

I'm not sure if it's about real for me. It's about feeling comfortable with someone. Feeling that I can share things with them.

Yeah, I do see...

When I feel I can do that, then I consider thema friend.

Gotcha!

Um...

Benn sharing much, lately?

Only with a couple of people, neither of who are around right now.

Oh...

What? I wouldn't be offended by that.

Just a sympahty 'oh'.

That's alright then....

And... we're both happy. Blimey!

Well, queeq went off to make a call...

Cutting! Just a big joke, I'm sure.

Either than or an early night.

And RC stop being ridiculous. How can we be anyhting more than friends when we have never even met you wolly! That would be a bit difficult now wouldnt it!

My, what I have stumbled into here. Easy with that focusing lense, RC. You could put an eye out with that thing.

Well I consider the regular posters here my friends, even though its over the net. Although I know some of you better than others, I feel I know you enough to consider you more than acquaintances.

Obviously you are not completely familiar with the story of Dim and I...

Full marks for use of the word 'wally', Edna. No marks for spelling it wrong, though...

Doewsn't change my point though. IT CAN HAPPEN. It did happen!

OK so maybe for you and Dim it was possible for you to be more than friends without meting but me and ush are not you and dim. I think that is the fundamental difference that you seem to be mising here! We say we are just good friends and I think we should know! Dont you?

OH, I know that. In fact, you make my point for me. Everyone is different!

You think anyone really believes that you guysa are more than just friends, I doubt anyone does, but you reactions are just so damned good to watch that a few wind ups go a long way.

You like top wind me up hon, better be ready to take as good as ya give.

Oh trust me I give oh so much more than you!

You're getting a certain cruel pleasure out of this...

OK, loverbirds, do ya worst!!!

No I dont want to because I will only make you cry!

OH, I'm sure I can take it...

"You don't got nuthin' on me, you don't got nuthin'!"

Well I must have something then! you just said as much yourself!

Yeah, yeah. OK, so you want to play the double negative card then, do ya?

Give it your best shot...

I just did!

THAT was your best shot? Pathetic!!!

No that was my double negative card! Sorry! Misunderstanding!

and I am more than just essence of chopped liver.

Blimey, dear, let's fight our corner a LITTLE better than that, eh?

ush? what?

Hey dont YOU start!

OK, so far I have not been impressed. You have 8 hours untyil I return, I expect the blushing bride to be to have a lot more up her little witchs sleeve by then...

Come on, we can beat RC easy...

Long story Keo. welcome back, though!

yes, Edna?

Look you old fart! I seem to be thrashing your scrawny butt in two other topics so dont start getting all high and mighty! Just because you are way older does not make you any wiser!

Old fart, that's lame. I'm by no means the eldest here. I'm pretty sure I'm not the wisest.
And thanks for the scrawny butt comment, nice to know the diet is working.

OK, do we want to get into the scaffolding jibes yet? Nah, we'll save that for later....

Now, smile for the camera...

Whoa! Careful, my dear, don't play his game...

She wanted to fight....

Ok, RC, that's true and I appreciate it it. But God help me be careful what you say...

Why you.......! I tell you. If I werent a hundred miles away you'd have no bloody teeth left at all by now!

RC 1 - Edna 0

Hey, you wanna play with the grownups, you gotta take the knocks...

I can take the knocks! I cantake them fine! You are the one with the juvenile traintracks insults. What next? metal mouth?
Spare me please! Ive heard them all before!

Seriously, RC... I can only sit this one out so long... you know how it is...

Hey, no one said I had to be original!!! Do what it takes to get the job done!

On the plus side, you'll have beautiful, straight teeth whilst I'll still be stuck with my uneven choppers.

**See, I can be nice as well**

Decaying with age no doubt!

Actually, it was more the 5 or 6 candy bars a day I used to eat...

Edna!

I'm losing my moral superiority here!

*grabs bucket of popcorn, sits down to watch the fights*

RC 2 - Edna 0

Kids got spunk, but she still needs to learn a lot.

Move over keo. And pass the popcorn.

Hope its not butter on the popcorn

Actually I believe its GENUINE IMIATION BUTTER FOOD PRODUCT. Contains no real butter, completely synthetic and safe. Well whats this say at the bottom in fine print....."empire approved". Hmmmm....

What? No Candy corn!?!

Snocaps and jujubees, baby.

2 please!

And that horse-bucket size popcorn too. The one with the ear hooks.

OK, so you like popcorn huh?

buttered popcorn reigns, along with the jujubees, milk duds, hot dogs, and soda pop

Ush would you shut up! I dont give a monkey's **** about your moral superiority! He's making me look bad not you! *** ***** it! Why is it you know all the dirt on me and I know absolutely nothing about you RC? This is slightly unfair I feel!

Ahem, I would appreciate any form of swearing other than GD. Just a humble request......

Well, EXCUSE me for being on your side Edna... but you DID turn into the bad guy there, for a moment and that made me look bad by association.

I'm sorry, Gundark, but I use that expression as well and I will continue to. I find a request to stop using it somewhat offensive, so I guess we'll have to differ on that one.

Well then I guess we just agree to disagree. Sorry if I offended you.

Well, not offend as SUCH... never mind. I think we can just ignore people when they offend... I'll bever use it when I'm directly talking to you, Gundy, how's that?

I'm sorry Ush, but no offensive language on this forum....just one of the 'rules', please abide by them.

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