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OK, the Coruscant Bar will be closing soon. It's been abused a bit lately and the damages are too big. Soon we'll open "queeq's Death Star Diner" with many thanks to Ushgarak. You can leave your suggestions here.

Thank you for understanding.

The Manager.

This is a GREAT idea, because any attack on that place would be a futile gesture.

We will need:

Quarters for EVERYONE.

A research room for Edna
A liaison office for myself
A link to the mess deck for Gundy
A self-powered bar for Finti
A reception area where phinney and co can check out clientle

And on one floor...

Yes, the diner and all it's different sections will comprise of one entire floor on the Death Star: the middle one. *python wink*

I was thinking of having a big fishtank at the entrance where everyone has to swim through to get in. Bit of a reminder of the illustrious Underwater Tavern.

Ok... fifty thousand miles of carpet, and a sound system that can be heard on a bar on the floor of something the size of a small moon...

Big fishtank... how much water?

There MAY be a small problem... apparently all the lights will go out whenever it fires... though I doubt they will ever need to fire the bloody thing.

How bout a black light disco ball? And get those cave fish so they glow in the dark.

The Death Star IS a nightmare when the lights go out... no sun at all, of course...

We should have an emergency generator, like....errrm..... two hundred Gungans in a tredmill.

Maybe Edna can help?

With her magic light show?

OK, this is all getting a little surreal...

But I like the fish tank idea.

More ideas, gents!

How bout giant marionettes on the walls?

Why not? Just leave room for the Imperial decals...

How about once a week having an anti-grav night! That would be cool!

I'm not entirely certain how gravity works on the DS... though juding by the films... yes, we should be able to turn off gravity on one floor. It's alright for those of us with broomsticks though, isn't it?

Dim, yopu offering to put them up with you hammer?

Hey! That's a good Idea!!!
*run and gets her hammer*

Just as long as you don't want them straight!!!

Uh-oh...what's this...?

Well, she'd probably be to busy yacking on the phone and to quote Bruce Willing in Armagedon, do a Piss Poor job of putting iot together!

Well, you know... Proper Prior Preperation...

This is Dim we're talking about... She doesn't plan, she doesn't rush, she doesn't understand most of the time...

This is not quite the endless praise I was expecting...

Yeah, but in the final analysis, none of that matters.

Ah... words from the wise there, I assume...

I like to think so....

Then I shall listen...

Nah, just be a waste of 10 minutes of your life.

I refuse to believe that from a Council Member...

There, see?

Well, there ya have it....

This bickering is pointless.

*writes down: anti-grav night, marionettes on the walls*

Okay, so RC, any luminous ideas or do you propose a Mock-Dim-Night?

I was thinking of having some Rancors in cages here and there in the Diner. Just for fun to look at and throw food at.

How about a games room. Being in galactic space means there's gonna be no anti-gambling legislation. Sabbac tables are a must, maybe I can win myself a antique YT-1300...

Good call. *writes down Sabacc tables..... 200 hundred of them*

We'll have Wookiee Wrestling Fun every wednesday. Not that you'll be able to distuingish what day it is or what time. We'll tell you.

I think we should have a room where we can hail the Emperor...

And an escape chute somewhere... just in case the bloody place has a tiny weakness, or something...

Um queeq! I hope when you say Rancors, you mean young not fully grown Rancors like the one Jabba had. Because adult Rancors are rather well sort of bloody enormous really! I should know. I grew up on a planet full of the lovely things!

I'm getting the guidebook to that planet one day...

Hmph!..I understand juuuuuuuuuust fine thank you!

Of course we did use the rancors for labour. They were graet for transport on our terain! I could train them to perform I guess for more entertainment if you want queeq! I always had a way with them back home!

I'm still nervous about more imports from a planet full of nutty Dark Side hags, though.

Hey we are not all nutty! Thats just me! But we certainly arent all users of the dark side. Gethzerions clan is long gone! And Hag? How dare you?

Come on, Gethy what's her faces group were all hags...

No they were nightsisters. There is a difference! Do not insult my people Ush! I mean it!

I bet that's what Han thought...

Look Ush Im warning you! You might just push me over the edge in a minute! I might end up......displaying excessive and incredibly overblown patriotism! I mean it! Insult the world and you insult the witch! And you really dont wanna do that!

I;m sorry, just testing the water, I am a Jedi Knight, of course, and so I think ill of no-one...

They WERE incredibly evil though. And if they were so great, how come Luke wiped them out?

Because Gethzerion underestimated him! Like evryone does!

What, golden boy! Don't make me laugh, he's the luckiest ******* alive... the man was always a prat...

He was kinda whiney in ANH then in ESB he was ok but in ROTJ he was just cocky!

Good pilot, I'll give him that. But the brains of a child... the Emperor's plan was too complex. If he had dangled a cupcake in front of Luke and said

"Look! Cupcake! Join the Dark Side and you can have the cupcake!"

Then Luke would have just gone

"Ooh! Cupcake!" and that would have been it.

Ooh well arent we mr cynical tonight?

And probably every night. But he is NOT my role-model.

Never said he was!

I know, I was just re-iterating the point because it is so important...

Little gimp...

Gimp? A piece of cord surrounded by silk?

What was the question again? Oh yes, features for the new bar.

How about a giant aquarium featuring sea life from Naboo, Mon Calamri and other water worlds?

Excellent suggestion, RC ! I really miss the underwater delights of the old place. We could hand feed the baby gooberfish. Hehehe.

Whilst I have been accused of going off topic on several occasions, I must say Ush and Edna take the cake right out of chaos and mayhem's hands ! Do try a chat room, you two ! Or at least a hotel room !!!

Gundy! How COULD you! And I trusted you as well... to go all RC on me like that...

Ah, I'm just teasing ya, Ush....I haven't posted for two whole days, I've got a lot of mayhem to create ya know....hehehe.

I have some experience with aquaria, having had a few tanks when I was younger, and being fed to a goober fish once as well.

I had a couple fish tanks too. I really liked them but they are a lot of work. The aquarium Tommy had when he moved got cracked so I keep my new guinea pigs in it now. Its about a 30 gallon I guess. The pigs are Maggie and Pepper and they are soooooooooooo cute !!!!

I used to have hamsters, can we have Tatooine Hamsters, the're not much bigger than Womp Rats....

You have pigs? Oh Im so jealous! I want a pig and I also want a cow! Call me strange but I have always like farm animals much more then domestic animals!

So what do you turn them into, Edna? Princes, kings, dukes?

Well, we already have an aquarium as an entrance. The rancors are supposed to be adults of course. The place is so big, baby-Rancors would look downright silly.

Oh, if you want something special for your office, please let me know. I'm having a full blown baseball stadium in mine.

Well since you ask. An srburetum would be nice! I like the trees! Miss my homeworld!

Just don't forget the skeleton closet, queeq-darling....

Edna, thats GUINEA pigs not regular pigs. I don't think I could keep Old Bossie in an aquarium ya know. Hehehe.

I guess that's arburetum. You want trees? You get a whole forest. You guys have no idea how big these offices are, now do you?

As for the closet, that was the first thing in of course. Conveniently located for the two of us, of course. And the closet is the only thing that has not become bigger. *wink*

Yikes ! (Runs for crutches). For those dangerous things I keep telling RC about, of course.

Why RC? He has no authority in my bars, he's not staff. All he has is a huge tab. Bigger than usual, like the rest.

Well in that case can I have cows and pigs in my forest too? Norways's finest of course! Or would they not pass the quarantine rules?

Well you know RC's mind is constantly in the gutter....

There are no gutters on the DS.

*writes down Norwegians cows*

Can't do the pigs. Unclean. How about horses?

Sorry im allergic to horses. Brings out my asthma and my hayfever. Which means I cant breath and I cant see and it is extrememly painful. Couldnt i have just a teeny weeny weeny little piglet! I'll keep him clean I promise! You wont even know he's there!

Sorry dear. Imp regulations. Never heard of the "Jews in Space"?

You can't get hayfever from a horse.... Maybe you mean hayfever like symptoms. Unless it's those rare, pollen producing horses.

You must be drunk if you think that imaginary tab is ever gonna get paid...

I am perfectly sober, that's why I KNOW that genuine tab's not going to be paid. But it helps when you're not behaving. Although you don't seem to be bothered by having such a huge tab, Imps are sensitive to that kind of thing. So you better behave.

And if Edna doesn't want horses, she's not getting them. Period.

OH dear, rather antagonistic talk there. You'll get your licence revoked.

Can have the proprietrer beating up the guests.

Well, there go my horse-riding holiday plans...

We need secret compartments to hide lightsabres in.

*Orbits Coruscant with half a docking arm hanging from the side of Jadesfire*

I'll be punching in your coordinates and clearance codes when I reach the DS.

If Edna doesn't get back on-site soon I'm going to be stuck in the old place...

*crackle* Wow! I never knew how pretty Coruscant was on the night side *crackle*

Okay, now that the bar is open, we still have a few posts remaining for suggestions now that you have all seen the place. The construction people are still around, so we can have a few additions or alterations.

A quietly pleasing private booth for two would be nice...

Sound proof too.

Obviously you haven't seen the size of your and Edna's office. There's plenty of room to build a thousand cubicles. And Edna has a forest...

Sweet!

I need a Jedi training course then.

*writes down: Jedi training course extra large*

It'll be finished when you arrive.

IF I arrive...

EDNA!!!!!

If you build it she will come...

Huh? Build what?

How about some rooms upstairs, so if people get to wasted, they can sleep off the night. Also i will continue to serve you queeq

Woo-hoo! Phinney is back!

But build WHAT?

An upstairs inn, for people who get to drunk and cant go home.

We have no upstairs. We only have one floor: the middle one. But it's pretty big. We can have some rooms on the other side, we may need transports to move these people there.

If you build it, she will come....

I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy!

Ah...er...bu...

What?

Well, I like to quote the less common quotes.

Right-oh...

Hang on! Me and Ush are sgaring an office? When did I agree to that? Hey! I need privacy in my forest!

Did he say we're sharing? You're right, that wouldn't work at ALL!

Well, with the size of the offices you could each take a side and never see each other...

It's the principle of the thing!

Unfortunately queeq has no principles, so you are all lost.

OK, so where you hiding. We thought you'd been crushed under a 1000 gallons of Gungan Ale.

I demand to not share an office with Edna!

How on earth did THIS happen?

Who ? Me ? Crushed ?

Nobody's sharing anything. Except for the occasional closet.

Anyway, the bar's past construction. For more ideas just post them in the Diner.