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I get red eye.

and..........................................?

I drop clear eyes into it.

so Ben Stein has earned his money

Yes, Ben Stein, I'm sold. Clear eyes gets the red out.

I can sound just like Ben Stein in those commercials, every time the come on I immitate him and make my friends bust up.

That's Money!!!! I thought Ben Stein and Jimmy Kimble were the best in 'Win Ben Stein's Money.'

Ben Stein was at his Ben Steiniest.

Then they changed Jimmy Kimmel to his cousin then to some chick.

yeah, that's when I stopped watching it.

I only saw about 3 episodes with Cousin Sal, and one episode of the chick, I think it's been cancelled now.

Ben Stein was great in The Wonder Years

Well at least your brown eye isn't red

i have green eyes. if i got red eye - i would have christmas eyes.

if your brown eye turned red, you would need to go to the hospital

i got an eye infection from sleeping with my contacts in
i think i was a lil to drunk to take them out; that and i woke up outside on the trampoline when it was 25 degrresF out. hmmmmmmmmm

I used to sleep with contacts. Not that I had poor vision, I just find those little lenses very attractive.

My eyes go red....

From when my mate and i have eye rubbing contests....

How does an eye rubbing contest work?

Give ourselves a time limit.

Say one minute.

So we rub our eyes for one minute. However, has the redest eyes... Wins...

A pie, or something...

gimmee a shot of red eye, pard.

RJ, you just changed your avi, ey?

si...good or no?

I like the punisher one and your hooded guy one from a while back, where you could sort of see his face.

yeah, the hooded guy was cool, but he had that white hair sticking out. wadap with that? i like this one...if you noticed, i am no longer rogue jedi, tekken master. i am rogue jedi, master of disaster. i rock so friggin' hard!!!!!!!

Wow, RJ. I know what your going through, man. It's pretty exciting when you mess with your avi and sigs and stuff and it makes you feel cool. I'll do it again some day. I got too crazy with it though. I think I'm sticking with this whole dragon lotr thing for a while.

*points at my avatar*

yours is cool, bf...th, what happened to "dragon humper?"

I stopped humping dragons a while back. It burned my peter.

peter...hehehehehehehehe

I like BF's new saying below his avi. Since everyone knows he's the horror master, he can now venture new possibilities like the how the dead with walk and stuff. Very cool, very snappy.

They will walk, i swear. You'll see....Why do you think i live near a Big 5 sporting goods store? Because they have an assload of guns and ammo there, that i will use as self defense against the walking dead when they emerge from their tombs. I will go snag myself a hummer, grab a bunch of guns, and just drive around offing zombies in record numbers. As you can see, ive put alot of thought into this.

as long as they dont walk here....me and mila will open up a case of whupass on 'em!!!!!!

If the sh!t goes down, I'm going to Backfire's Big 5. It'll be like that safe haven in 28 Days Later, only we won't be mean to the chicks, cuz we'll be like their heros and they'll dig us and make passionate love to us as we all fight together against the dead.

You sir, are brilliant. Catch more bees with honey.

Think what a turn on it would be to battle the dead and then make love to three of your girlfriends after they make love with eachother.

haha, hell yeah.

just gimmee mila...just mila, baby.

Bimp.

KRAMER:"DAMN NIGGA WHERE YOU BEEN? EH"