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Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

ahhhhhhhhhh, yeah ok hmmmmmmmmm

Thats why we like it RC

Hic!

Out of your own experience, RC.

Nah, I try not to drink too often, bad things happen....

Its like you've summed up my existance in a single message RC.

Damn you god for making me this way....sniff sniff, boo hoo

Thats great RC !!!!!

*hands Mech a beer*

Cheer up, he was only joking.

*looks in frig for a frosty cold one*

"beer, beer, smurph beer......"

Hey, Edna's back. Hang over over?

It sounds like she is quite the delinquent when she drinks.

Oh yes Iwould certainly agree with 14! I have much exoperience in that area!

whoa, there. *steadies Edna as she staggers in*

So she likes bars?

She likes a good time as much as the next person. Unless the next person is me, of course. I HATE good times.

That warning label is hell-a funny!

joke? oh, you mean about the bars? them there bars don't come here, queeqer; we don't serve their kind, be it little ewok bars or biggee wookiee bars. They hafta go down to your other drinking establishment to booze it up.

Nobody noticed my excellent joke.

Oh God, life is... never mind.

Will he finish what he begins? Come on, ush, say it.

okay, there, I laughed at your joke, queeq. Better now ?

Ush you love good times. Why else would you come here all the time ?

Thanks, Gundy. You know what I like.

Ush just misses Edna a lot.

Yes. He appears to be pining. Which naturally goes with whining.

Finti isn't going to like all this pining and whining. You know what he'll do.

No. Tell me.

Barf. And play a song. Probably in that order.

Eugh! That's not nice.

BAAAAAARFFFFF!!!!!
"Old man look at my life, 24 and it`s so much more.
Live alone in paradise that makes me think of two.
Lovew lost, such a cost
give me things that dont get lost
like a coin that won`t get tossed
rolling home to you" - NEIL YOUNG

That's our Finti. I'm so proud of him.

*Applaudes*

Yes, it does make him look like a whimp. Well, a little.

He's nearly always on cue, you know.

Timing is everything.

Finti. Combination drinkbot and jukebox. Quite a guy. What til Live is old enough to know her father's many talents.

Better hide our sons.

Every son learns how to belch from dad, family, and friends. It is a rite of passage to drive mom and gramma nuts.

so that means every daughter learns to fart from their mom?

not even going to touch that one, finti. is this a personal observance of yours?

well all of my friends that have gotten kids actually got daughters Maybe it is in kindergarden thay learn it

So....belching and farting are important building blocks in a child's future. (checks parenting guide) Hmmm...doesn't say anything about that in here. Oh, what the heck do I know, I have dogs !!!! :lol

dogs fart, too.

I'm not going to argue with that one, Keo !

my sheltie loved spaghetti, so after he licked the plate clean, he'd go over to the corner for a nap, and when he farted from the garlic sauce, he'd try to sneak out of the room. We'd catch him, open the patio door, and point to the open door. He knew, and with tail and ears down, would depart to the great outside yard to fart the night away.

Cricket just lets em loose while she's sleeping....the silent but deadly type.

So he sleeps a lot on your bed, I guess.

We haqve a family mutt like that, well my mom does. Let's of the most vicious wind you ever smelt but doesn't make a sound.

Acvtually, it's funnier when she does make a noise cos she normally makes herself jump when she does.

Farting dogs are the worst.

The labs sleep on the floor. Tommy sleeps in the bed. Hmmmm...maybe that's backwards.....

Does Tommy fart too?

Charming to the last...

I didn't start it.

He's a guy. Its his God given right to fart.

really

None of the guys here fart. Tommy must be special.

That's why I'm probably gonna marry him.

That'll be quite the farty-party.

If we still end up in Jamaica, everyone will be too drunk to notice.

except the bartenders

Yes, poor bartenders. That'll sure wipe that smile off their faces. But you will be too drunk to notice.

Sent of a woman, my senses are clear. maybe maybe to much clear, this is not a rebel song this is sunday bloody sunday, ohh sorry got a bit carried away there

You are so worth of your honorary title, too bad the great and powerful Raz hasn't given it to you yet.

so, Tommy is the fart king???

You didn't know? Or have you got another candidate for that title?