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Sorry to hear that Edna....that's a major bummer. We'll hold down the fort...come by when you can...we miss ya !!!!

I did miss you actually. And if you stay away too long, I will TERRIBLY miss you. Try not to be too long.

pass notes to us via Ush, so we know you're ok and safe. thanks, sweetie.

Passing notes. That's so cute. Aren't they adorable ?

and tomorrow 23 of June midsummer day. The night of the witches.

Ush-o-vision will indeed keep you all informed...

I'm sure most of you haven't even noticed my absence over the last week but never mind. As Ush has already explained I am having serious computer problems at the moment or infact it isn't the computer thatis the problem but my father!

It is an internal modem by the way Gundy. We even got a new one but that still won't work either so we have come to the conclusion that the computer is pretty dead! He is thiking of getting a new one but god knows when that will be!

So I still have access, just about but unfortunately it is very limited so I will not be around much I'm afraid. Typical! Just as I finish school and have nothing else to do aswell!

I am still keeping in touch with Ush via the odd email and SMS and phone call so all is not lost.

Hope to be bac to normal before the next millenium anyway!

Ciao for now peeps!

*waits for Edna's next note drop as her broom swoops by*

Could be a while before she remember us poor earth-bound people again...

Hmmm, I think she remembers us, just can't get to us.

I know... and she is very unhappy about it...

yup, we surely do miss her, too. Now that she can drive, perhaps she can go to the nearest internet coffee house or library, if they have net access there.

Internet Cafes in the UK or a publ;ic library with Internet access? In the US I know, but both rare items in the UK unless you go into the cities.

oh, shucks. What is available in the UK for net access to the public?

Father's computers are your best bet.

Did he fix his yet or get a new one? I noticed she posted about driving her friends to a party.

*can't stop sobbing*

Their family has a second computer which also has net access, but it isn't free on that so she is extremely limited on when she can use it.

However, I got a mail from her todsay saying that the free service was now working on the OTHER computer, but she still can't get to that one very often.

maybe she can't get on very often because she's zooming around on her purple broom. She'll post when she gets all the zooming out of her. first wheels, you know. Wonder which year it will be.

Wheels on brooms?

our Edna, all grown up.

Well, in the process of.

Why not? This is the 21st century after all.

Not too quick I hope.

Ush-O-Vision. Sounds like something out of a grade B sci-fi flick from 1967. BTW, that's a compliment, Ush.

*Screams horribly and cowers away from dark shadow...*

Oooooo...what's behind that giant styrofoam boulder ????

Some kind of rubber monster with rubber tentacles on wires. RUN!

(imagine bad scary music) It has 14 eyes ! Run ! Run !

CUT TO

miniature flying saucers hanging from visible wires descending on miniature countryside amidst confused cows.

CUT TO
Live action close up of people looking up and then running away.

Organ music gets louder.

CUT TO

flying saucers wobbling slightly and making whirling noises.

*trips and falls onto set miniatures, crashing everything to smitherenes*

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, who stuck the set in the middle of the road

OH NOOOOOO! There goes our movie.

I think we should move the set to the closet and make another film.

Hmmmm, I hope mit won't be 'R' rated...

This is not the dream of Ush-o-vision. It;s more a Videodrome sort of thing.

Meanwhile, Edna is happy and fine right now. I can guarantee that.

She used the Ush-o-phone? Did she drive off in the Ush-mobile?

Silly! It's an Edna-mobile, of course.

How stupid of me.

Thanks for clarifying that...

Another piece of info from Ush-o-vision...

Actually, I meant the fact that queeq confirmed that he is stupid...

I'm here I'm here! Dad installed the NTL thingie on mum's computer on sunday so I have free access again but still a little limited. Sorry I didn't come on on Sunday or yesterday to tell you but I was doing other things!

DING DONG THE WITCH IS BACK, THE EDNA WITCH IS BACK!!!!! Yippeeeee

Ah... things, eh?

Nice to see you too queeq!

EDNA!!!! IT'S EDNA!!!!

OH, WE MISSED YOU.

*Tries to calm down.*

We missed you so wery, wery much!

Ah thanks RC! I missed you too!

Yes Ush...THINGS!

Sorry 'bout that, I was overcome with a sudden and complete attack of enthusiasm...

THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well if you want to be enthusiastic then go right ahead! Don't let us stop you!

I concur...

Yes Ush. THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

This could go on all night.

THINGS!!!!!!!!!

Yes, you know! **wink wink**

Yeah!

(Continually nudges Edna until it bruises her arm...)

Something in your eye Edna?

Bruises my arm. Yes well. Uh hum! La la la la!

Oh nothing for you to worry about RC!

She likes to sing...

*plays organ making scary music*

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Fake miniature set with tiny rubber monster running through street in stop motion.

Edna, we're all so glad you back with us safe and sound. now, we can all relax.

Geee, Edna, haven't you sussed yet that I don't worry about it?

Hum la la la... the international code for hiding stuff...

Hiding something? Me? I'm not hiding anything! Honest! **Hides behind Ush so no-one can see her face going red**

Keo, do try to watch where you're walking next time..that miniature movie set cost $ 3.95 you know.

Welcome back, Edna...I missed you too !!!!

Edna, meanwhile, is in hint dropping mode. Stop teasing the board, dear.

Me dropping hints? Never! And it would be most unlike me to tease now wouldn't it! **wink wink**

Dearie me...

Now, what would witchie be hiding? New car? Lost her license? Got her diploma? Got a year's supply of chocolate? Wedding proposal???

In order:

1- she just got that
2. Not even she could do that that fast
3. Her results are mid-August, no diploma as such.
4. She doesn't eat. Send her jelly/
5. In your dreams...

Well actually the car isn't new. We have had it for four years.

But what am I hiding? Hmmm! Why don't you ask Ush? He would of course know ALL about it!

Who says I didn't.

Oh that's right you did! Forgot. sorry ! **Big cheesy grin**

Ush asked Edna out on a date. Yeesh, you people are slow.

Um no Gundy!

Poor romantic Gundy...

Well I thought....oh, never mind. (walks away, head down, kicking stones)

Oh don't worry, Gundy. I thought it was a very good effort. *hug*

Ah never mind Gundy! I'm sure someone will let you in on the secret at some point!

I am hardly likely to ask out someone who is spoken for, am I?

Good point!

And well made!

That goes without saying.

And yet we said it anyway. Hmm.

You couldn't let it go, now could you?

Hum la la la... hides the barfbags in a place where they will be easy to access.

let what go, queeq?

Let my people go

Now Fin thinks he's Charlton Heston.

Well, I didn't know Edna had a boyfriend....it was just a nice thought.

Edna has a boyfriend? and it's not Ush

And silly me who belived it was Moses who said it

He didn't say it? I thought it was Moses, too.

I knew the bible was a hoax Charlton Heston bah humbugh. Who the hell thought that Mr Colby jerk said those words.

Yes Keo I have a boyfriend. And he is not Ush. His name is Dave.

My ex-husband's name was Dave. Dave Keiser. He's spending a little time with Jimmy Hoffa now.

Who's Jimmy Hoffa?

An object lesson in who you deal with.

Huh?

Look it up...

OK so I know who Jimmy Hoffa is now but not what on earth you were talking about!

She means Dave may have fallen in love with concrete loafers but nobody knows if he ever decided to wear them.

The general belief amongst americans is that Jimmy Hoffa ended up in concrete somewhere. He went missing and nobody ever found his body.

I don't know why EVERYBODY thinks he got it by concrete though..that's weird. They probably just shot him and put him a the bottoem of some river.

nah, Dimmy, because his body could be found and identified by DNA forensics. This is a case for a concrete tomb; someone would hafta know which pillar in which city to take a jackhammer to, and since it is one of the supporting pillars of the building, it will never get broken unless an earthquake takes it down or the entire building is demolished for urban renewal.

Oooooh, they've encased in him concrete. He'll be quite well protected, if he survided the hardening process, that is.

I actually wanted Edna to find this one out for herself...

NEVER play hardball with the mob unless you have a plan. A union man should know that...

Concrete is the classic textbook mafia murder. Its just another little slice of americana. http://www.3dpcgames.com/cwm/s/contrib/ruinkai/biggrinhat.gif

Actually Ush I did realise what Gundy was talking about after I looked up Jimmy hoffa but the thing that confused me was what the hell YOU were talking about afterwards?

An object lesson in who you deal with?

The mob. Don't deal with the mob. Don't THINK you can deal ewith the mob. He is an object lesson in this.

Well that's a really useful bit of advice for me then isn't it! I can see that coming in useful plenty in my lifetime!

It was hardly aimed at you, was it? It was just a general comment. Jimmy Hoffa is a warning to everyone.

*Starts Riding Edna's OLD broom* Yeeha waho yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh,

phinneyyyyyyyyyyyy. Edna's going to have an absolute cow! come down here, please.

Lucky for you she's away!

When did Keo's graemlin change into a flower? Very odd!

Hey I'm not gone yet! And phinney get down off there before you break your neck! I warn you that I refuse to pick of the peices of your skull! Why do people have to mess with my broomstick anyway? I am getting fed up of piecing back together bodies! Now get down damn it! Don't make me come up there and get you!

Uh-oh...

Right that's it young man!

**Get's on her new broomstick and zooms off after Phinney! From nowhere she reveals a lasoo and begins swinging it round her head. She launches it at phinney and everyone hears a slight choke as it catches round his neck and she pulls him back to the ground like a dog on a lead**

Now don't you dare do that again! Let this be a lesson. I might just strangle you and let you fall back to earth next time! And I doubt anyone will come rushing to pick up the pieces either!

**Walks off in a VERY bad mood**

Great. And it's muggins here who has to cheer her up, isn't it?

No! I'm going on holiday! And I don't want to come back to find a broken broomstick or a broken Phinney thank you! Hmmm! Perhaps I should hide it somewhere for safe keeping? Here! Take this Ush and guard it with your life! These things require proper training to ride!

Ok, sure, leave it all to me...

(Sighs)

Ah! Thanks Ush! I knew I could count on you. **Gives him a kiss goodbye and zooms off into the night**

This is why I like her...

Don't worry about phinney. If he's broken, I'll just take the parts down to the lab and fix him up. No problem.

Be afraid, Phin! Be very afraid!

And I'm just trying to be helpful and this is what I get. Geena Davis giving advice.

She is? Well, I'm giving this place a shut down.