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Just so you all know...

Edna, much to her personal delight, has passed her driving test.

Some of you may remember her heart-break when she failed before after saying she was taking it; that was the third time, she didn't have the hear to mention that she was taking the fourth; she failed that as well; this was the fifth.

So as you can guess, she is a tad ecstatic. Now she can zoom all over the country...

Well, as I gave her so much grief about failing before, please be kind enough as to pass on my heartfelt congrats.

Cetainly shall do so...

Ush, would you please remind her not to zoom too fast? thanks. another worry to add to the pile, Edna's driving now. *sigh, our baby is growing up*

Well, it's not easy to slow down a Witch on a shiny new stick she has just qualified for...

yes, Ush, agree with you, I do.

Thanks guys! And my shiny purple Broomstick AKA a micra is proving to be my latest toy! Driving is so damn fun! Got to drive all my friends to a prty tonight. Should prove to be a fun experience. He lives in the middle of nowhere so knowing me I will get lost!

Gotta rush off again now!

Designated driver duty, good for you, have a great time.

Edna, no drinking if you're driving, please, sweetie.

She's a smart girl, I'm sure she wouldn't be so silly.

She IS drinking, but only after she gets there and it's an overnight job.

Zooming around all night, she is...

Good; just want her safe when she parties.

That's the way to go.

Ok, if I don't find out where she has gone soon I will go mental...

Take it easy, Ush, tis the weekend; she's fine. You did say she had to work. She'll check in soon.

There is a moral here about trusting ICQ SMS services... thank you for your support, Keo.

She's fine Ush, don't worry. I bet she's having a great time... here with me.

See what happens when I don't post for one day ? queeq is out cheating on me already. (calls lawyer, orders divorce papers...again)

BTW, Congrats on your driving test, Edna !!!!!!

oh, boy, Queeq is in a pile of poodoo again. *sneaks out of room before Gundy starts her mayhem against chaos*

Oops, time to say sorry...again. Sorry, Gundy-dear, sorry sorry sorry. I never laid a finger on her, I swear. Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeeee forgive me.

Well that's pleasant. Now I want you to grovel.

Well that's slightly better.

Now, kneel before Zod.

Hmmmm.....now I'm a bald guy with a beard in a shiny bad jumpsuit. Maybe I better try something different here.

I WANT HALF, EDDIE !!!!

Keep the jumpsuit!

*watches Gundy wiggle her toes and tweak Queeq's nose with wiggling toes.

Hmmmm, sounds kinky.

queeq, you did kiss her feet

That's not kinky, thats sweet.

Sweet? With Gundy? Can't have that.

Queeq was lying. That expalined for the un-initiated...

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH, don't tell them. They still look up to me.

Oops!

I thought you were a friend.

Maybe it's a double (or further) bluff.

You just crossed the line there, pal.

I meant I was bluffing about you lying, not about our friendship!

*prostrates and kisses Gundy's beautiful feet*

Yes? What will Queen Gundy wrought on the queeqer?

I thought Dimmy was our Queen. That must make Gundy our queen-mother.

**Gulp** **Hides under table waiting for the inevitable Gundy explosion**

YOU ARE BEYOND DEAD QUEEQ. YOU ARE BEYOND UN-DEAD. IN FACT, WHEN I GET FINISHED WITH YOU IN MY LAB, YOU WILL BE A COMPLETELY NEW FORM OF BEYOND UN-DEAD.

(gets out best set of torture devices. Pliers and a blowtorch.)

Is it safe to come out yet?

*claps his hands*

Ooh, Gundy has so much fun stuff in store for me.

*closes closet door*
Come here, baby.

(Takes Edna's hand)

Let's get out of here quickly, my dear!

Hmmmm...obviously I'm being too subtle.

You can't be subtle enough with me, baby.

looks for a coffin that will fit queeq.

*tiptoes out of room, following Ush and Edna*

*hears queeq hollering, gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

Finti puts on Kc and the sunshineband`s "Thats the way aha aha I like it aha aha"

(smacks forehead) of course. I forgot the board with the nail in it.

Finti, it never ceases to amaze me how you have a song to fit every occasion. Even sith torture.

should have been titled music master insted of jedi master

music sith myth master?

well music master would do

How about headbanger ?

Or boombox.

He is diverse. We should stick with Jukebox. What do you think Finti ? We can appeal to the great God Raz for you.

Jukebox, it is. Let's vote and present the petition to Raz. I make a motion for Jukebox. Is there a second?

music master will do fine

finti, that's too formal and normal. Normal, you are not. you're a patient here in the assylum along with the rest of us loonies.

You are a jukebox, full of music and all that jazz.

Actually, keo (and I hate to be the one to break it to you), we're all doctors. You're the only patient.

Se Keo my hands are free..and Jazz not for me, but then again I dont drink red wine nor do I burn candles.

Well I like Jukebox, but since it's Finti's title, I think we should let him pick.

oh Master of the Universe jukebox will do fine, drinkbot is my part time fun in the queeqs establishments. Field goal comming up... and the kick is good wao is that a plane, no its a jet fighter no its appolo 13. No its drinkbot after Finti`s kick and it is now entering orbit besides some Nasa junk

Fin's got a heck of a leg on him.

Nah, the drinkbot just gets on his nerves.

So what's it gonna be, finti ?

"Yes or no. Let me sleep on it baby, baby let me sleep on it, let me sleep on it I give you an answere in the morning"-Fat bloke

I bet you'd like to see paradise by the dashboard light now.

Lunchmeat.

I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night


And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!

lunchmeat ??? Gundy's into food now????

I don't think it's in her lunch.

That's what I call Meatloaf, keo. Lunchmeat.

Not a fan then?

Oh don't get me wrong, I like his stuff...just so happens that's what we call him.

Kind of like nascar driver Rusty Wallace. We call him Rusty Bucket.

Okiday

I like the Bat out of hell album its great. The rest of Meat Loaf stuff not that good.

You didn't like his Bat out of Hell 2 then?

Back into Hell? I liked it.

But then I would do anything for love.

Anything?

But I won't do THAT!

What?

YA know, that was never actually made clear.

But what ever it is, I ain't gonna do it.

Play it safe, don't do ANYTHING.

I'd do it.

Hmmm, to conflicting opinions here...

Better trust Gundy's.

You have to at least try it once.

Once you pop, you can never stop.

pringles, belgian chips

Gundy's not belgian. Not that I know of that is.

Pringles are Belgium? That's news.

Yeah, I was wondering about that too. I didn't know that and I wonder if it really is.

Pringles are the devils work against my waistline...

You have a waistline?

not any more.....

Keep eating then, it doesn't matter anymore.

Never a truer world spoken.

Made in Belgium, Mechelen thats what it says on the "box" and the guy looks Belgian too.

I don't think that makes them belgium?

made in belgium dont make them Belgian?

No, not really. Even Coke is bottle in France, does that make it a French drink? No, it's still US in origin. But I have no idea, I thought it was English or something.

Then it says bottled on license, no license mentioned on the pringles.

You're a true Pringles guru.

Pringles are Amercian. Proctor and Gamble's distribution in Europe runs out of Belgium.

Never argue with a paladin when it comes to potato chips.

Damn right!

Actually, I find it had to believe anyone actually cares that much.

But they're so neatly stacked in the can. I just love that. And you might also like to know that they are very convenient to take along on camping and canoeing trips and they can't get smashed like if they were in a bag.

People have different interests RC, and thus care about different things.

Another mystery solved. Thanks to Ush, our brain wiz.

the guy still looks belgian

Who? Ush? Sounds like an insult.

pringles guy looks belgian

Really?..I always thought he looked English...

Anyway...I'm closing this unless someone tells me Edna looks like the Pringles Guy.
*listens*

Nobody?...okay!