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OK guys, time for some more picture posting. Gundark did us proud recently and I believe everyone would like to see a few more faces from the board.

Well what happened to finti and his beard ? We're still waiting for the mighty norseman !!!!

And Ush said he was gonna come up with a colour pic too.

Lets see! Shall I post this pic i found or shall I keep you all in suspense and make you grovel?

POST IT!

RC- Dim has the other pics of me.

No I think I'll make you grovel!

Hmph..you like to play hard to get...

Someone is angling for more compliments...

Oh, so now I'm not good enough to see you pictures. Well fine!

Mystery is why you assumed that you WERE good enough...?

Well, yes, I guess so. Funny how many contradictions you hear in a week isn't it?

Is it? I don't hear that much, really.

I hear plenty...

Anyway, aren't you the terse little one tonight. Have I upset you too now. Only Raz and Gundy to go and I'll have the full set!!!

Just intimidated by your manliness, I'm afraid, RC...

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Guess who this is (no, its not me!)

Zaphod Beeblebrox at prep school.

Not his sense of style, I think.

True. How about Alfred Shapinksy ?

Couldn't possibly comment...

Alfred's brother ?

COULD be.

Well thats it then. The jig is up, Raz. We figured it out. Its Alfred Shapinsky's brother. Can't fool me & Ush.

Well, I'm not CERTAIN...

Ush, you wild and handsome fellow....

My dreams come true!

OK, I was just being nice OK. *scared*

You'e not going to break my heart AGAIN, are you?

I'm not gonna break anyones heart but my own.

Oh, you... MAN!

Was that MAN! as in "Oh Man" or as in "Just like a Man"???

The second...

Well, I see that Edna's influences run deep then!

Could be the other way around.

Maybe. Shakes head in total confusion.

That'll teach you

*Head Explodes - Blood and Brains everywhere*

Euch!

New head grows out of bloody stub of neck.

Ouch!

Yuk!

Ow, that's tender...

Oh my! How different you look when you are no longer in a monochromatic environment!

TOLD you...

Those other pics look kind of surreal...that's what I thought when I saw them.

Surreal, eh...?

Personally, I thought that it was a nice "arty" pic.

My friend who took them would like that... but they are just straight shots, honest.

And now this strange confusion over my attractiveness has disappeared...

Huh? OK, confused of Dartford is in the house!

Slight spelling error... better now

Oh yeah, I mean, you're a regular John Merrick

That's me!

Well, we can't cure you, but we can care for you.....

That's very touching...

My pleasure...

This could go on all day...

All week even!

Hey, the month is young....

And so are we... though Edna wins that one...

We can get a sitter though.....

Ho ho!

A sitter, not a santa!!!

Oh no! not that image again! Thanks a lot RC!

Well, speak to Ho Ho boy over there...

My sense of humour isnt that quick! I wouldnt have eventhought santa if you hadnt brought it up again! Its all your fault!

Santa is three hos, anyway... happy *******...

It's spring time, we're economising....

Ooh... censored... fair enough.

I dont even want to contemplate what you wrote there!

Nothing bad!

Then why was it censored?

Ok, nothing THAT bad.

Well I want to know! tell me over email!

Ok. But only if you admit that you think I'm ugly now you've seen a colour shot.

No I wont do that because it is not true! The two photos do lok very different but that doesnt mena to say that this one looks bad, Just different. I think you look a lot older on this one. And you have a wonderful shape to your face which you couldnt see in the last photo. And dare I add, very nice toned cheeks and strong masculine jawline! he he!

There now I hope you appreciate the time I spent analysing that photo! All ten seconds of it! 10seconds out of my hectc life! I hope you feel privileged!

I DO actually. Much appreciated... Zereil always said I had a superhero's chin. He said I should wear a mask...

WELL then, this changes things, doesn't it?

He said you shoud wear a mask? Um Ush? That may not have been quite as complimentary as it seemed at first!

Actually... YEAH! I'll get him for that...

Oh dear! Now look what Ive done!

Well, the shoe's on the other side of his face NOW, isn't it! I don't need a mask, and I have Edna to prove it!

So I am your living testimony to the factthat you are not by any means ugly! Your hair looks different in this picture!

it had just grown. I like it short, normally.

I think I prefered it short too.

Ush r u trAPPED HERE GIVE ME A SIGN

Well, it's damn well staying short now...

Besides Dim liked it short too so you have to keep it short for her!

Did she? Right, gotcha.

Phinney- I cannot be resuced unless you sort things out at the bar... just get Edna to yell my name anyway you can...

Excuse me? I thought Dim liked hair longer...

I don't remember saying that either..but I do think your hair suits you.

Me Ush? I don't know know squat about anything matey...

Is it moving in to a Hair thread now When the moon is in the seventh phase and Jupiter align with Mars.

Hair thread? Isn't her a German tailor?

(Ush is pelted with rotten fruit)

Well, hair today, gone tomorrow...

I dont get it!

Oh and sorry! My mistake! I think it was Gundy who said she liked your hair short!

Gotchas.

Herr Thread, you see.

Nope still dont get it! i you have to know any german to understand it then sorry but I never did German at school.

Yeah. but you MUST know that Herr= Mister

She doesn't get it, stop buggin' her...

She asked to explain it, yeah? Doing it in my own style...

I told you! I have never had a lesson of german in my life! The only thngs I can say are.

Please
Thank you
Goodbye
What is that?
I am a snowman

And I dont have a clue how to spell any of those!

Why would you need to say 'I am a snowman'???

I can ask the way to the station.

I'm sure it has a use somewhere.

We went ski-ing in Austria back in february and by the time we had come through the blizzard on the ski-lift, I was white from head to toe and Rachel and I came off the bottom shouting "I am a snowman" in German! We were bored! And very cold! We needed something to do!

See, told you.

Does that actually quantify as a 'use'?

Yes! Anything that gets the attention of starnge German people and makes them laugh at you is definitely a use!

I remember when we were in Austria with the school. We took the chair lift up the mountain and we kept opening the gate.

Anyway, the Austrian guy was coming down on the lift and kept shouting Hello at us, so we shouted Hello back.

Anyway, apparently, according to our German Teacher, that was what they shout instead of "Oi" when they want to warn you of a danger?? Go figure huh.

Ha ha! Good story.

It;s not a convetional use, is it?

Dunno, I got a Grade 4 CSE in German.

yes!

Why Yes! I only did the course to get on the trip to Austria, it was a filler.

Guessing you got a higher grade than that then..

Languages not my strong point, I'm afraid...

Actually I was answering Ush's question. Of course I didnt get a higher grade than you! I never did german remember. I did french. I was good at that!

Mine neither.

You're just taking the mickey now!!!!

I have Bs in French and Latin.

Never did latin either. They didnt do it at my old school. They do it at my new school though. And greek. I'm just a french girl I'm afraid. Got an A*

Could never really get my head around languages...

Sorry, more into the sciences than the languages.

Yep! Im a science girl myself. Im doing Maths, Chemistry, Physics and Biology for my A levels.

I'm a Humanities man..

I did Physics, Applied Mathematics and Pure Mathematics for my A-Levels

Pure and applied gets combined into one nowadays! Your showing your age again RC!

Well, they were combined in the exam, but they were run as two seperate courses throughout the 2 years.

I also did Economics, but failed it hopelessly.

I don't actually have any A-Levels...

Sounds a bit like me and chemistry! I m awful at it! Shame it is the one subject I really need!

Well, I only got a pair of Cs so don't feel bad.

It never ends though. I spent all last year getting my MCP+I and MCSE, now I have to re-certify before the end of the year with Windows 2000 or I loose my certification.

I did Maths (A), Computing (A), Physics (B).

Physics was harder than I thought...

Well, you're all more qualified than me...

I'd like to go back and do computing as a subject. It didn't exist within my school when I was doing my A-Levels.

I guess that's why I did the certification route.

Good call.

Hard work too.

I reckon you know better. Where did Dim say she liked my hair short, Edna?

I'm sure it was.

Closing...