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indeed. I do believe there is a beardi with a big mouth Welcome to my nightmare, where smooth and shiny reign supreme, and the bald side of the force is tapped for it's true potential!

*sigh* There goes the neighborhood...

into the dumper.

Hey, now, let's not be nasty.

This IS interesting...

Who is this stranger? Friend or Foe, Good or Bad?

a foe to the beardi, but stranger than fiction would be my guess.

Ah, BBJ. Even he has found his way down here. I'll make reservations for you in sap corner down in my bar.

It's times like this that I feel culturally isolated. That's not a plea for help, before I get any offers...

If we can get our hands on his slippery slimey body, we can douse him with Rogaine and Dimmy's special hair growth enzymes, and a fuzzball he shall become.

Shaving I can agree with....but baldness??

I think I'll still with boldness.

Hmmm, should have recognised that foul stench the moment it came aboard.

The baldies are coming, the baldies are coming. Run........... somewhere, quickly, into Queeq's barber shop.

Just keep some Rogaine on hand..incase he gets playful.

And hair growth tonic.

Oh, they're just a little loud, they don't do much harm.

This should be renamed the General Hair Forum.

All your beard are belong to us.

Non-hairies must establish their own non-hairy establishment, unless they're going to see Queeq for a scalp scrubbing for exfoliating. Maybe Lady Dim has a baldy conditioner to make their noggin shine to better identify them. My, what a shiny head you have there, my baldy one.

Shine em up like a cue ball!

Sorry, I'd like to keep my tresses, thank you.

Please do.

So where is that coward BBJ?

He's a TFNer, but what does he go by over there?

And there goes the neighbouthood.

You'd be amazed. I know whose sock that is over there, and it was certainly a shock to me when I found out.

Oh, I think I know who it is; think he just wants to stir up some action. But, we're so laid back here in the barber shop, he'll probably have to have a lightsabre fight with himself.

BBj is also BBJ at TF.N. But it is an alias...

So the plot thickens. Ush will just love this.

His resistance is considerable. It will be some time before you can extract any opinion from him.

If we can just grab his slimey body and rub some of Lady Dim's hair growth tonic on him, he'll soon be very furry. could probably braid his armpits in no time.

Oh, poor Ush. He is going to find all this talk most unpleasant.

Oh no, he'd love it. It's all genuine soap opera stuff.

yes, we must soap our favorite baldi.

He's not bald. He's kinda in the middle. He still has to choose his path.

In the middle? Covered in downy fluff, then?

WHat do you mean by "It's an Alias"?

DO you mean he has more than one account at TFN?

Yes, it's the evil alias of a Beardi.

Hmmm, so what's the real name???

I can't divulge that kind of info.

I have a view...

And what does it tell you?

Well, not to divulge to you for starters...

Ah....

I know, we can play it like hangman...

How many letters?

Hmmm, he's not really into Beardi... yet.

I'm a bit hesitant to release the info, too. However, keep in mind that the bearer himself divulged the evidence of his own free will and for all the public to see in a JCC thread asking "How many socks do you have?", where he listed each of his socks, including the particularly heinous sock in question. The thread was made a month or so ago (I can't remember) and that's how I came to know the identity of one baldbeardlessjedi. Therefore, technically, the knowledge is in the public domain, and we could in clear conscience divulge it by way of a nice game of Hangman with no stain on our characters.

That said, I'm still uncomfortable doing it, as this is a different board into which the info has not yet entered the public record. Therefore, I'll leave it up to queeq, being arguably the wisest Beardi among us, to properly adjudicate this matter.

Let the baldi one have his fun.

Hmmmm, indeed.

So now I must rat on a brother by ways of a game?

I love hangman ! Let's play ! (runs down to lab to get rope)

Oh, with a rope. Now, I'd like that.

Come on Breetai....be a good sport !

It's a very friendly noose, Breetai.

Well, this socks.
http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=1792707&page=1

I wonder if that's the one. There are many sock-threads out there.

That would be all up to you queeq

Sorry. Nooses don't go well with my caramel-colored skin.

No, I don't think that's the right thread, RC. However, this thread may interest you...
http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=2698728&start=2699622

*watches Gundy drag in rope*

NO, very boring...

Okay, I'm ready to play hangman now. Where's queeq ?

notice how he's mysteriously disappeared from our view and grasp?

Okay, I'll start it then. This is for our new friends; Beardi who already know the answer, please don't give it away!

Name: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _


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Anyone?

I'd like an R please, Vanna.

oh, Vanna, where are thou?

Hold your horses! I'm at work...

Name: _ _ _ _ r _ _ _ _


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We'll have an E next then!

Name: _ e _ _ r _ e _ _


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Very good!

Hey Edna, you have to buy a vowel you know.

How about an S ?

Name: _ e _ _ r _ e _ _

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Incorrect letters: S

The spacing doesn't seem to want to cooperate, so I'll use some periods to keep stuff aligned from the left side.

Buy a vowel? What kind of weird rules do you play by then?

I think shes using the rule of "Wheel of Fortune" where you have to "buy" a vowel.

Oh! You know some of you guys watch far too much television!

And some not enough!

Too bad I can't play.

You are playing queeq. That's your head up there.

Actually, right now I watch about 2 hours of tv a week Edna. I didn't know you didn't know about Wheel of Fortune. Sorry, dear.

Breetai, how about a L ?

Name: _ e _ _ r _ e _ _
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Incorrect letters: S L

If it's my head, you could try guessing a little better, babe. Or you will so miss the closet days when I hang.

Sorry, darling. How about a T ?

Name: t e _ _ r _ e _ _
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Incorrect letters: S L

Ah, that's better!

Well you TFN ers' should be all over that.

But they aren't supposed to be playing Gundy!

I think we should be able to play..

Hangman?

Dim, do you know who BBJ is? If you don't already, then it's okay for you to play, I would say. I just didn't want any ringers in the game; it wouldn't particularly be fair.

I'm pretty sure she can fill in the gaps by now. She knows him as well. Not fair.

The funny thing is, the people who don't know and guess his name, will still not have a clue who he is.

Yup, that's true...

But it's my neck up there, shouldn't I throw in some letters now?

Yes, let the sith master play a little before he gets grumpy and starts throwing around his force lightning.

I never get grumpy.

You weren't very happy the last time I turned out the lights in the closet.

Queeq, it's that force lightning you terrorize everyone in the closet with. With each grumble, the closet becomes a stranger and stranger place, what with throwing letters and such all over the place in there.

EVERYONE??????? in the closet? There's only me and Gundy. And I only terrorize her because she likes it so much. And her screams are beautiful. All of them.

Ah, sees thru me, queeq does. You know I probably wouldn't scream so much if you didn't...well that's censored.

Yes, keo, what are you talking about ? Everyone ? You are obviously in another closet honey.

This conversation seems all rather closeted to me...

Umm... this discussion's a bit outta my league.

Anyone want to guess another letter? People start to smell if you keep 'em on the gallows for too long.

I had a look on TFN and there's no one with a name that matches what you have there so far.

How about an A ?

Name: t e _ _ r _ e _ _
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Incorrect letters: S L A


As of yet, there's not enough given to make for a reliable search. You kinda need the first three letters in order to narrow things down the way the user search works now.

Queeq, you and Dim don't check the closet very well, do ya? We're there, too.

Well I seached on "te" but I'm willing to wait to prove me point.

Try a C

Look again. He is definately there.

Ah, looks like Keo discovered Phoney Closet no.3. Keep looking for the real one!

C I said C, come on, get with the programme.

Guess another letter. Don't let queeqie hang.

C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C

I said: ANOTHER letter.

While we're waiting for C to show up, I'll try an M.

But how can we chose another letter if we don't know it the C is right?

What is this, Dutch rules Hangman.

Let's have an N too then.

We make up the rules as we go along. If you don't like it, take your toys and go home.

B b b but, I am home...

Okay. C and M are wrong. N is right. The third letter.

Name: t e n _ r _ e _ _
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Incorrect letters: S L A C M

Boy, you guys are impatient!

OK! First three letters!

OK, I'll try an O just to test my theory.

More correct guesses, please! Ol' queeq's hanging up there by a thread. We might have to make this a double hanging...

Name: t e n o r _ e _ _
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Incorrect letters: S L A C M

Ah, that's better!

I have to go troll TFN before I make another guess.

If you're gonna do that, it should be pretty easy now. It's a fairly unique name.

*looks up at our poor queeqer* *sigh*

*sings*

Hang down your head, ol' queeqer,
Hang down your head and cry;
Hang down your head, ol' queeqer;
Poor boy, you're bound to die...

*sings*

Oh Death....
Ooooohooohhh Death....
Won't you spare me for another year...
Oh Death...

What a hint!

But that person is a TF.N nobody.

No kidding, queeq. We might as well get you down from there...

Like 24 posts or something. I thought we were lookinga for a major TF.N contributor.

Whoops, that was Watched users.

I humly appologise.

Hum hum hum hum hum..... Like that?

That's the one

Okidoki.

Okiday!

Errrm... yeah. Right.

Jar Jar for President.

Rather him than Bush and his tush

Reada my lips: No bombad new taxes, okiday?

Umm... I'd rather not leave a Gungan in charge of my country, thank you very much...

Can't do much worse in this particular case.

So, is anyone gonna offer anymore guesses, or should we just get the hanging over with?

shouldn't we wait until Edna gets back?

Can I just say one thing....


TENORJEDI.....

Frack. And I wanted queeq's dead body. My slab is empty. Boo-hoo.

Well, frankly, this was getting a little boring.

Take his body anyway.

Well then maybe queeq should lock it up before I drag him downstairs.

Well, we can still hang him if you want. He's probably already in the state of rigor mortis...

oh my, queeqer, speak to me.

*waves Edna's magic broom over queeq*

*walks in eating something that looks like a chicken leg*

I better get my look-a-like dummy down now, before they notice it.

didnt know you had a twin queeq

He doesn't say much.

QUEEQY, you could bring us some fried chicken, too.

Would you settle for fried Ewok?

Bree, leave my furry kids alone.