The Battle Of The Walking Dead.
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Tired Hiker
When the dead walk again, I would choose to have a chainsaw and a saw'd off shot gun to battle against them with. And a horse.
Tired Hiker
Oooops, i guess you can only choose one. (my first poll) I'd choose the chainsaw.
Rogue Jedi
machete....the chainsaw will run out of gas...you need time to reload a shotgun, ash....besides, jason used a machete and he swears by it. you gonna tell him he is wrong?
LanceWindu
I chose Machete, Only because the chainsaw will eventually run out of power.
BackFire349
flame thrower and michete
Rogue Jedi
right....a machete will always be there for you.....id like a katana better.
slayer
machete or baseball bat i'd choose a flamethrower or chainsaw but they have a limited usage
Rogue Jedi
what about a pair of wrist mounted blades, like the predators?
badkittykitty
..well I have a rabid rabbit is that okay?
Rogue Jedi
what about a rabid mountain lion?
ChinaNiki
in a battle against the dead i want a flame thrower
ChinaNiki
and while Jason does swear by the machete, isn't he normally battling the living?
slayer
zombies break into rabbits house and bkk and nivvy rejoice until rabbits body comes out and says: rabbit u melested ur ass.....
Tired Hiker
I forgot to mention, the chainsaw is solar powered with a battery that lasts two days!
BackFire349
that makes quite a difference TH

LanceWindu
Then if that is so I'd go for the chainsaw.
BackFire349
me too. and mask made of human flesh while we're at it

Tired Hiker
I like the new avitar. I wondered if you'd ever change it.
The Force
the bat, and the rabid skunk

N.Tonks
I'd have a Machete
Nivvy
A Skunk and a Paper Clip baby

h0ck3yh0rr0r
IM NOT VOTING.....how come no caninbalism? or my favorite a hockey stick cmon...

lol
Nivvy
I'm sure you could use the Skunk as a Hockey Stick........
h0ck3yh0rr0r
hmmmm i guess you can...lol
Nivvy
Just so long as you don't point the ass in the wrong direction...

h0ck3yh0rr0r
yea i gotta becareful.

lol
Nivvy
That's part of the fun of Zombie Killing. And with a paper clip and an imagination like mine.....
We could take down an entire Empire of Zombie dudes.
LanceWindu
Let's all band together and destroy the zombies!!!
silver_tears
i choose paper clip

Nivvy
* Does a few Bruce Lee moves on their Zombie asses then sits back down to play some Ps2 *
Nivvy
YAY !! Silv, if this was Who Wants to be a Millionaire...
I'd give you the Million Dollars ( But you'd have to split it with me...

)
silver_tears
gladly

and u can like poke their eyes with it

Nivvy
And you can tie it to a string, and throw it at their ankles....
silver_tears
totally or u can like poke them in the stomach

Nivvy
Or use it as a Boomarang and knock their blocks off

silver_tears
or like sharpen the end

LanceWindu
Or you wrap it around their fingers and pull it real hard.
Nivvy
Or pull it out, and stick it into the groun, so when they stand on it. They'll go like the Lion and Mouse Story, and get all angus because they have something stuck in their paw... Erm... Zombie foot.... Thing..
LanceWindu
Maybe just stick it in their zombie nipples then pull.
silver_tears
oh theres plenty of things to hurt them with

Nivvy
Dodgey Zombies...
How about a Paper Clip Whipp.
Tired Hiker
Ah man. I forgot to add Freddy's glove to the list of choices. Damn.
Rogue Jedi
freddys glove? no good.....what about a bow and arrow like rambos?
Tired Hiker
Well . . . okay.
Rogue Jedi
hell yeah, okay......gimmee an ssg and two glock .45s, along with a katana, and i would wreck shop.
Nivvy
I thought all you'd need Rj, was .... The Force.
LanceWindu
The Force as in the guy on these forums maybe...
Rogue Jedi
right, nivvy....my bad.
Nivvy
Bad Rj.
* Hides behind Windy from Rj's creepyness, Yet admires whoever put his make up on *

BackFire349
actually, i might go Dead Alive style and use a lawnmower on the zombies.
Syren
i definitely like the sound of the flame thrower, charred flesh, such an intoxicating smell dont ya think? goes with the sweet stench of victory!!
LanceWindu
Then the smelll of singed hair.
BackFire349
ask micheal jackson about that one.
LanceWindu
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Syren
yeah, flame throwers tend to get rid of most things i reckon!!
Syren
but i cud have a giggle with the chainsaw or the machete too...hack..hack..buzz..buzz..woohoo!!
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