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Well, why ever not. They'd make a lovely couple. Here's a few reasons why.They're both on the diminutive side, or so they say...They both not working right nowThey both like to deny their feelings for others until forced.. :lolid I mention the height thing yet?Dim can't cook and Ush doesn't eat, great match there!!OK, let's just put this one out to simmer and see what develops.

Well, THIS was out of left field...

Dim is lovely, of course. You are ALL lovely. So where is the Ush and RC thread, then...

Wel, I don't know you THAT well. I can do without THOSE kind of rumours, though I'm sure you are a very sweet man....

That's very kind of you. Though I don't think you can accuse me of having too much time on my hands any more...

And under normal circumstances I don't deny my feelings...

Just under these circumstances then?

I have a bad feeling about this......

Aw, relax will ya. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

I seem to remember a certain scoundrel saying that before he left a certain moon with his big reward.....

Scoundrel.... I like the sound of that....

Stop that.

Well Ush did say Dim is lovely. He's committed now.

I think you like me because I'm a scoundrel...

Yes, been a lot of PM's going on there I hear.

Hey- so I have the odd chat with Dim. In fact, I have big long chats with her. But ditto for Raz and Queeq! Like I say, you're ALL lovely.

Ooh! Ush and Dim! Well thats ... um ... novel!

See..Ush is a floosie..he likes everybody.

Novel? Is that all you can say, Edna?

No. I can say lots words! Long ones two! Hows about this? Prezygopophyses and postzygopophyses for articulation of the vertibral column!

That made me dizzy Edna.

RC, stop that. My hands are dirty too.
I happen to like nice men.

Its spelt Postzygapophysis.

Raz and his dictionary strike again.

So Ush, where are you taking Dimmy this weekend ?

OK so its an A and not an O but it was postzygapophyses actually! Plural!

Hmm..nowhere.

What about WDW? Its a SW weekend!

Oh well...it's a SW weekend without us..

That's OK Gundy, my hands are dirty too...

As for Star Wars weekends, well they go on all month so you never know.

Sadly, Edna, I'm only going to recongise English words... Latin derived Medical terms don't count...

Diversity is what makes the world go round.

And the relevance of that is...?

There is none.

Ooops.

NOW look what you've done...

Me? What did I...

Look, Raz said we need more topics because all the old ones were being closed. So, I made a few topics.

You should have see the ideas I rejected.....

You're the one who said Ooops...

Yeah, that was a bit of a Global "Ooops"

The ideas he rejected will soon be posted by queeq I'm sure.

When I said new topics....i meant sane topics.

I'm working on some...

They were sane, in a "Stuck in the Nuthouse" kinda way.

And they seem to have garnered rather a lot of replys so I think they have been well recieved in general.

I doubt if that's the best way to judge them...

OK, so everyone responds cos they hate them. How about you lot come up with some new material, Pretty Please.

I just mean it would be pretty easy to come up with a topic that would get loads of responses... doesn't mean it's a good choice for a topic.

OPh, I know that, but at 1am in the morning it's strange what seems like a good idea.

Yup!

What did Mel, Mel, Vicky, Geri and Em say?

"Spice Up Your Life!

Oh Ush dont be such a spoil sport! You know Im no good at English. I oonly know scientific terms! Its what I memorize day in day out! There is no room in my brain for anything more!

Ok, just don't pretend they are English, that's all...it's very impressive, though...

I think you should have just said that in the first place Uah.

And the fun it that would have been...?

NO fun possibly, but you'd be doing less damage to her feelings.

Have you actually been paying attention to this girl, RC?

About as much attention as she pays me....

Hey Ush! Dont you dare presume to know when my feelings are hurt and when they arent! You may know me better than RC but you dont know me that well! I happen to be very good at disguising how I really feel actually! So dont be such a know it all! Because when it comes to me you certainly dont know it all!

See, now that would appear to be one upset young lady.

I'll grant you it doesn't LOOK that good...

Don't be so touchy, Edna. As it is, I did nothing here to hurt your feelings, and you didn't LOOK hurt to me.

OK, sweeping generalisation alert!!

Isn't that what woman do, over react...

oh no! of course you didnt do anything! just the fact that you seem to love mocking the fact that I cant spell and my vocabulary is pretty poor! Oh yes, and the rather big fact that you insist on second guessing me all the time when you really havent got a clue! Its not funny!

That WAS a tad sweeping, RC...

It just wouldn't be the same if we didn't snipe at each other like that, Edna... I didn't say your vocab was poor! And where was the second guessing?

I stand confused...

Maybe I misjudged her. She's got spunk, I'll give her that.

Spunk? Tats not spunk! thats dignity! I dont need someone else telling people when I am and arent upset! Especially when they really dont have the foggiest how I am feeling!

Dignity, self assuredness, that sort of thing. Definately a Destiny's Child type of girl.

This is moving WAY too fast for me... I REALLY don't see what I did wrong here...

Well, you're still breathing aren't you?

No panic! All happy now... everyone smile...

A destiny's child type of girl? What would that be when itsat home?

Keep smiling!

Mind you, Edna seems to have got the upper hand here because we've stopped our 'patheitc' argument...

An Independant Woman....

Mind you, she HAS been angling for another compliments thread lately...

Well, if her spirits are flagging then I think you should give it to her.

Oh yes Im definitely imdependant! I wouldnt disagree with that!

minus the gold lurex mini and boob tube of course!

Bad visions...

Ush do you want to explain the compliments thingto him or shall I? He really doesnt get it!

Um... I'm a bit wary of explaining things on your behalf right now, yeah? Could you do it?

When he returns tomorrow I will yes!

Cool.

Sorry, I was just trying to say that you know better than to be trying to conform to some silly male fantasy of what a woman should look like.

Phew, do ya think she'll buy it?

I don't think she'll buy it.

Thanks Ush, always depend on you to keep my optimism up.

RC I wouldnt be seen dead in a boob tube!

Isn't that what I said already?!?!?!?

I think so but I just thought I had better make sure you understood that!

I reckon we're pretty clear...

So, we're all clear here. Oh goody.

No bood tubes, no stilettos, no spandes and certainly never ever ever ever fake eye lashes! Ugh!

What DO you like?

Im very picky abou what I wear! I dont really like dressing up! I usually prefer to wear a nice comfy pair of jeans or trousers or sometimes a long skirt and a nice comfy non revealing top!

What about shoes?

I'd think so, she'd look silly without shoes...

I like my trainers or in the summer I live in my flat mules. I have to wear black shoes to school and to work. I have tiny feet though. Only a size three.

That dress sense sound strikingly familiar.

Let me guess. Dim?

Well yeah...

Hum... guess it depends how she is feeling...

Edna has twinkle toes; tiny feet.

She's a witch, not a fairy!!!

Mind you, she DID think that Edna was the fairy in Will O the Wisp and not Mavis...

So, what are you saying? Edna is Evil????

I'm sure Edna resents Witch=Evil stereotpyes.

I'm not ruling out the possibility that she is a TV set, though...

Well, turn her over, there has to be something more entertaining on the other side...

Ow! Good shot, RC, but quite mean...

Doesn't really matter, this threads about to close anyway.

If it lasts the next hour I'll be surprised.

Luckily for you...

Why do you say that?

I can't close this thread until Edna responds to that remark you made!

Uh-oh...

Yes, of course, let's ensure that I've upset EVERYONE before we do.

Actually, I wasa referring to the fact that the chracter in the cartoon was call EVIL Edna.......

Ush says shes not going to be in until Monday, so this could drag on.

Closing Topic...