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OK, so this is the Raz Speculation Thread.

As Raz steadfastly refuses to post a picture, I thought we could have a little fun and speculate on him a bit.

What do we know? Well, we know his real name is Rizwan, he's 21 (22 on June 2nd), He's a student at Manchester Uni and that's about it.

So, give us your speculation on the man and his mystery....

Sorry Raz, but you said we needed more threads.....

Very mysterious....very interesting. Hmmmm....well since I'm single now, maybe I'll go after Raz.....hope he likes cupcakes.....hehehe.

Gundy, you have broken my heart...

Well I failed to see you make an "RC and Gundy thread.....

Well, I didn't like to presume...

Oh, don't worry about that. queeq USED to do that to me all the time. In my past life.

You wish is my command on luscious one.

Well now I see a new thread...wonder how this is going to go over with the other four participants ? Hehehe.

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let's see, guess who's coming to dinner, queeq, gundy, Dim, RC, Ush, Edna. Who's gonna sit at the head of the table. don't say Raz; he's the centerpiece.

Sounds delightful...

Just call me Mr. Controversy!

Raz is at MANCHESTER! Heck! So are a load of my friends. This could be interesting...

Hmmm cupcakes...

And Ush...no stalking please!

Easy, Ush. That would be an unfair advantage. Especially to the americans.

Ah but youare only saying that because you are one of the ones at the disadvantage!

OH HO HO! I am on your trail now, Raz!

Oh, get with the program Ush. His profile said Manchester for the longest time before he changed it.

Non of that information was new, it was all Razs profile and from the Ahe/Sex/etc thread from last month.

A stalking we will go, a stalking we will go, eeee-iiii-addii-oh, a stalking we will go...

Look, I didn't check any of that because I never asumed he woukld be in Manchester. Was I saying it was new info? Don't think I was, RC! Beautiful as you are when you are angry, I don't think I deserved criticism there.

Ush, are you flirty with RC?

And why shouldn't I be?

Yikes ! Maybe we do need an RC & Ush thread......

Well, that heartless man RC doesn't seem to want one...

Hmmm..that's suprising.

He just strings me along...

The management would like to point out that RC did not engage brain before making this post and would respective like to withdraw it.

Sorry, wasn't meant to be name calling.

Are you ALL of them?

RC, please behave!

(Hides behind Raz) Yes. Behave !

What did I do?

I'm just making conversation, being very pleased with myself and in a very good mood, not angry with anyone, even queeq.

Now, that must tell you what a good mood I'm in...

Casually breaking my heart...

Calling people names is against the rules....remember???

Since finti isn't here right now, I'll just quick fill in for him ("don't go breakin' my heart, don't go breakin' my heart ) Elton John & Kiki Di (not sure on spelling)

Well then please continue to misbehave by all means.

He can be so mean, sometimes...

Sorry Raz, you're right. That wasn't how it was meant but I see you point. It's gone.

And gee, thanks Gundy, you're no help in a crisis!

Since finti isn't here right now, I'll just quick fill in for him ("don't go breakin' my heart, don't go breakin' my heart ) Elton John & Kiki Di (not sure on spelling)

Well then please continue to misbehave by all means.

Gundy has, of course, defaulted to Mayhem mode.

Deja Vu

Double Mayhem!

It was Kiki Dee. Geezz, takes me back a few yeahs.

Then there was the remake with Elton and Ru Paul, now that was strange.

* appears*

someone call me?

good one Gundy, glad you chose the version with Kikki Dee instead of Elton John and Ru Paul yikes.

IT was rather scary....

a stalk of celery for Raz since he's into stalking.

I think he's actually the one being stalked.

As for the celery, O think he would appreciate that more than a nice lump of barely cooked steak...

So does NO-ONE know anything more about this man?

Well, it's not like we're really trying. If we really wanted to know, it wouldn't be hard to find stuff out.

Bet I could find more than you...

If that pleases you...

I thought you'd be happy that I was on-topic...

Actually I'd prefer if this one was off topic...

Well, I can do THAT as well...

And the paranoia sets in....

Your mission accomplished, RC?

Not yet, it hasn't triven him completely mad yet...

BWAAAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHH

I'm on the verge....

Kewl! I fill so forefilled

I'm not sure if I want to see the Wrath of Raz...

Been there, done that....

Was it mighty to behold?

Nah, damp squib....

Oh, he may make you pay for that...

Now why would I do that

A demonstration of your mightiness?

*Shuts mouth and sits quietly in the corner*

This...is what the man thinks is funny..British Humor

Don't you just love it?

She dooes really, she just doesn't want to admit it!!!

Ah! Right, I see.

Well, if not then that's just fine too. Me? Loose sleep? I don't think so, it's only a forum....

http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/avatar.php?userid=1269

Oh, frack ! Sorry about the double post last page, I was running out of the office on friday....EXQUEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEEE ME !!!

Ok, that particular graemlin is going to the top of my hit-list...

By the way, Raz, how come RC sometimes shows up for me as a Damp Squib and sometimes not?

Do you really want me to answer that?

If you understand what he mean then please do....

I thought a squib was when they had something wired on the set for a small explosion. "squibbed"

Exactly, so a Damp Squib, which won't fire, doens't make much of an impression. Hense the phrase.

Okay. Hehehe. I like that.

RC, with threads like these you'll soon run out of people to pick on. But at least you narrowed this one down to one user only. Clever boy.

So you're saying you want it to last twice as long?

I wasn't aware that I picked on anyone. Certainly no one has complained about being picked upon.

They're all afraid of you...

What not?

No, come on. What about me is remotely scary?

You said it, now please justify it.

Like he's going to do THAT...

Besides, no-one wants to publically complain about a thread title.

Well they should, I'm sick of feeling like a pariah.

And I'm sick of throwaway comments that people can't justify.

People not complaining about thread titles doesn't make you a pariah, as far as I can make out.

And people say things they don't back all the time... I doubt they do it maliciously.

I don't understand queeqs comment either. I don't think anyone is afraid of RC, why would they be?

Please explain.

This is very wishful thinking...

Whatever, I'm not gonna loose any sleep over it. I just wish he'd stop being so hurtful.

It's your big muscles that scare me. I wish I could find the time to go to the gym.

Can they fit gyms there? What with all the windmills?

Yes, we may have to tear one down. But that is why they are so rare around here. Guess I have to go back to lifting cheese.

Edible weights! Lovely.

Yes, there's just one problem. When I start sweating so does the cheese.

Euch!

It happens. So that's why I don't work out and why I can't grow big muscles.

All is now clear...

And on that note...

Topic Closed.

That's rather odd. What exactly is there to be afraid of?