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So today i was walking down the street and some woman was walking in the opposite direction and you know how sometimes ur walking and two people who are going in opposite ways trying to pass each other choose the same direction to pass each other on and u both try to get around each other but can't!? Well that's what happened here, but this lasted for the longest ass time. Like jesus i grew a beard and concieved some children as this went on. It must have gone on for 30 seconds(no joke).

I hate it when that happens, it makes you feel stupid.

That's when I stop and ask the person, "Do you tango?"

yep yep yep, and lol

Usually I stop and let the other person start moving first.

i'll normally stand on one foot and move in the different direction the other person goes

I stand still, then to annoy them a lil more i gasp, and put my hand over my mouth. Then stare......

i usually rip open their chest and eat their heart then move on

lmao, nice idea niv

Weird one ain't she? That's one of the many reasons I love her.

aww so cute, errr something

hey you guys do what you wanna to those confuzin ppl, who won't get out of the way

I love it when this happens. It's a great opportunity to have a laugh will a well placed joke. That is unless you run into one of those humorless people with only hatred in there personality.

yep, me too.

i also play it out as a football play and do a juke spin around move on them and as i run away say the 20 the ten TOUCHDOWN they always laugh at it those liltel things make peoples days i always say

Hey that's what I would have done.

That would be funny.

sometimes i just bump into a person and move them aside with my momentum.

I once ran right into somebody doing that, I wasn't paying attention apparently.

they usually get pissed, but then they look up at me and im large and hairy and they offer me favors.

i'm kinda skiny so i'll slip right past

I've done Road Runner Style a few times

Darting Left to Right, as quick as ya can, then zip past them and keep running. Take a look back, and they'll be starin' at ya the whole way

*Meep meep*

*the tongue thing* *zoom*

* Places bird seed in the middle of the cartoony road *

*walks up to the bird seed and nothing happens *

i was in a musem once and i was walking and the walls where white and they had the wall come out in a cylinder form so it was out but my eyes played tricks on me and i walked right into the wall and that thing wasnt going to move at all i was just flat out dumb to do that and i hit it really hard really funny though after i got up

meh >.<

Originally posted by BackFire
sometimes i just bump into a person and move them aside with my momentum.

Yeah...depends.


If they are small enough, I pick them up (under the arms) like a child and move them aside and keep walking. Anyone more than 160 is too heavy for that...

If they are particularly small..like 110, it is quite funny...(becaue they are really small and easy to move around.)




Usually though, I do the spin move thing. I'm always bouncing off the walls anyway, so it's quite normal to see me spin around someone. (Seriously. )


If it's my wife, I just keep walking towards her and just give a hug and kiss her on the neck. I don't see her often, so if I pass her in the hall, it's just an excuse to love her.



Bardock, you need to read all of this because it's very interesting and you'll like it.