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Now this is the best of all, reasons to be cheerful 1...2...3...
We can make beautiful food together in the kitchen - And I'll even wash the dishes afterLet's face it, she's a hottieTommy may be a bit of an obstacle.....If I'm gonna get in trouble, I wanna get in trouble with Gundy!Hey, I'm almost single - Pesky lawyers. Well, this is turning out to be a rather firery kitchen after all.

Mmmmmmm..can't wait to share your beef in red wine....yum !

Well what can I say about RC...

- He's tall & handsome (great JediKnight qualities)
- Loves to cook too (and does dishes - yah!)
- Has a big heart
- Picks on queeq
- Sorry, Raz....no hard feelings
- Sorry, Dim....no hard feelings

Well the GDF is more interesting than its been in months !!!!

*Starts digging around for his recipe book and a his big, old, cast iron skillet...*

Get the burners on baby, we got a hot one here!!!!

Ah....nothing like a man with a well seasoned cast iron skillet. (Runs to market for fresh garlic, comes back with overflowing basket of goodies) yes, well I got a little carried away...

ooooooo, what kind of dishes are you talking about?

ANything Gundy suggests will be fine.

yeah, I'm sure you looooooooooooove to hear her suggestions..

Ho ho!

Great Santa imitation there, Ush.

Hhhmmmm Ush dressed in a big red uit with a white beard! What a disturbing image!

Actually, yes, I feel quite ill as well...

Masamatter Dimmy.....?

Weird talking time I see...

OK,

Dim, What is the matter?

Happy now?

Ecstatic!

As long as you're ever so pleased with yourself, RC...

Of course!

Ooh! The smiley graemlin! That one I spare...

Hey Ush......

My patience wears thin...

Guess you should have put on your sunglasses first then.

I should?

For sure!

Yes. Right now. And you're acting like a penguin. Stop it.

Have you noticed something odd about this place, Gundy?

Yes.

How am I supposed to operate my digital watch now?

Hey, stop messin' with my topic....

Blimey, that's a bit rich.

Yeah, I know, Ain't I a stinker!!!

WB as well as Dinsey fan, eh?

That's Disney. I think Dinsey is different.

King of the mistypes here looking for a kettle to call black!!!

You're a Disney fan as WELL?

Yeah!

WoW!

No! WDW

What? Nah, not realy

You two are certainly picking nits lately...

Well, thank you very much.....

Well then I guess you didn't get to WDW this weekend...

Nah, but that doesn't rule out the next 3 weekends....

Well since the block didn't get laid for the patio room and garage yesterday, its moved to next saturday. So I'll be at the homestead next weekend. Then the next weekend (18-20) Tommy has his annual "guys only" canoe trip and my sister is coming down for the weekend. I'm really looking forward to that, for sure !

*puts a padlock on skeleton closet*

You better make up your minds about this messing around with RC, Gundy. You'll miss out on a lot of fun...

Hmmm, fun with you? Now that's the best joke I'be heard all week.

Hm.

Gundy and I are just Good Friends... Honest!

famous last words...

Keo, I'm really beginning to worry that you thinkmI am untrustworthy....

Hm.

And that mean what exactly my film producing fellow JC member????

Ahem, queeq darling, you can't possibly think that little padlock is going to do any good. (Uses force to open padlock with a slight flick of little finger, yawns)

I have a new cupcake recipe......want some ?

*Peaks into closet*

ARRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Runs away screaming*

What's wrong Rc?..

*looks into the closet*
*something grabs her and sucks her in*

*Skids to a halt*

DIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

*Turns around and speeds towards closet door, saber in hand and lit*

DIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! Hold On, I'm coming!

*Dives head first into closet and vanishes*

*pokes head in closet*


GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well, I'M not going near the bloody thing...

(Surrounds area with yellow 'Imperial Barrier- keep out!' tape).

Well now isn't this cozy with the four of us in here.

Quiet in there! I'm sealing it off from the rest of reality...

This is reality, Ush. You are living in the bizzaro world.

Don't try and twist MY perceptions, evil closet woman!

OK, well here's Dim.

*Points and Dim, sitting curkled up in a ball shivering*

So, how do we get out of here? I'd hate to be stuck in here if the rebels attack. I want Jadesfire well out of the ares before that happens. I already lost one ship to this place.

Stuck in the closet, when the Rebels attack? Nasty. Glad I'm outside...

Well, at least I'm not alone.

Ok, someone needs to get Queeq...

*Considers if now is the time to stick his head between his knees and kiss his butt goodbye....*

Don't worry RC. The closet is actually a TARDIS.

~That doesn't make me feel any better~

~GET US OUT OF HERE~

Great. Someone just pull out the dimensional stabliser and escape should be easy.

and queeq is never around when you want him.....

~The dimentional what-a-huh?~

~Will someone just pick up the damned closet and stick in the hold.~

Sorry, TARDIS's weigh a LOT...

*Kisses butt goodbye*

But not knowingly about the location of the real closet.

*Smiles completely UN-knowingly*

Indeed.

I just like smiling...

NO, just...... Knowingly.....

Ah... well, he's the knowing sort, is RC...

Well, who needs a closet when I have the Jadesfire with its luxury stateroom?

Is that magical as well?

Now, WHAT kind of question is that....

More than I bargained for, it seems...

Hey, what can I say, Magic happens....

I'm sure it does.

Well, what can I say...... Probably nothing would be a good idea.

This could go on all night...

Mp it won't I have a very early meeting in Reading tomorrow so I'm off to bed in a while.

Fair enough...

I hate warly morning meetings in Reading, but whgen you're the only person, in a company of 18,000 people in the UK, who can plan a mass servr migration then you have to do these things.

My decoy closet is excellent, isn't it? I am kind of proud of it myself. NO ONE but Gundy and me will ever see the inside of the REAL closet.

**Through the Force**

*Sees queeq mourning his closet as RC pilots the Jadesfire through Hyperspace enroute to Bespin.

*On Cloud City, queeq installs the REAL closet and enters with Gundy for some relaxation*

*Smiles Knowingly*

Sounds important RC. (Looks at watch) Well, how did it go ?

Server up or down?

I will refrain from posting what I am thinking on the advice of my lawyer.

Oh please don't.

Yeah, lets get this topic wrapped up.

Servers actually, rather a lot of them too. I'm cross eyed from looking at my planning documents. But they LOVED my plans for the weekends one and two, one more week to do.

What can I say, if I don't get a SERIOUS payrise in June then there will be a lot of arguements....

Can you hack in and give yourself one,or something?

I'm not even going to get into the reasons why that is a bad idea.

Anyway, I prefer the traditional method of reward fopr a job well done. And as every person I have come into contact with today has been telling me what a good job I have done.

Sorry to seem big headed, but most of the time I sit in an office and don't get out on site so it's nice to go out and do this stuff.

(clap, clap, clap) Well done, RC !!!

RC is the man!

OH Thank you.

I'd also like to thank my agent, my producers, my... Ooops! Wrong speach...

Yes, RC's secret identity is in fact Dickie Attenborough...

Well, I wish I had his talent.

Yes???

And that concludes this session of RC and Gundy.