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I distinctly remember seeing how one progresses from padawan to knight etc etc.. Where does that info hide its scrawny little butt now? I just moved up from junior member to padawan today, but don't mistake me for the kids in the select photo!!!



Supa

don't worry about how/where you progress to. Just go with the flow wherever it goes here, and you'll get there, wherever there is, or was, or will be.

Almost sounded like a lawyer there Keo

Check out http://www.episode-ii.co.uk/forum/ for more info.

The Jedi rankings only work in the Star Wars forums including GDF. Other forums you will have the Member ranking, all depending on the number of your posts.

Or if you are a complete freak like some of us then you get a special custom title for the GDF! See?

We're all complete freaks ? I didn't realize the experiments in my lab were so successful !!! http://www.ihs4ever.com/~cwm/otn/monsters/frankie.gif

We're all freaks? So thats what was censored in the title.

And now all of our title have disappeared. Raz is toying with us....

Give a little man a little power and he'll go a little mad.

Only a little mad?

the absolute madhatter

Time for Raz's unbirthday.

Hmm... I've seen censoring before, but **'ing out the word t w a t ? That's just odd!

Aww, and you folks seem just as looney as me!

Oh, that's nice. We don't know any vulgar words around here.

See, my dark side has already influenced someone around here! *mwahahahahahah*

RC, I've heard of wally, but never plonker !

That's pretty funny. The crew over here will love that one when I tell them.

Yes, you will fit in here quite nicely, Supa. There's always more room in the asylum.

lotza room here for more victims

I'd like to get back to my room now, orderly.

I'll take you back to your room, darling.

Define tw@t? What is a tw@t, frankly I have no idea. It's another one of those words like plonker or wally that have no meaning other than to demonstarte some level on silliness or stupidity.

It's actually vulgar slang for woman or girl

YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Gundy, you never heard of plonker!!??

T-wat is censored, I assume, because it also has a VERY rude meaning...

that is a very no-no word here.

But on that score Ush, then so should plonker?

*cough*

tw@t is also slang for vulva...

as for plonker, I think it's a bit local? Or, at least not in the more normal dictionaries But I can take a guess at it anyway:P

Ooooooo...we're getting technical now. P. Hehehe.

is that technical

So technically a plonker is...?

A clown.

Who's a clown

Oh.....

... and that's rude?

Over here it would fall pretty much in the tallywacker category.

'Plonker' is a cockney expression, made famous throughout the UK by FDavid Jason playing Del Boy in the TV series 'Only Fools and Horses'. It means prat, or clown, or whatever. It is very soft.

Welll queeq, drop your shorts and see what's dangling. Ignore the twins and the one in the middle is a plonker.....

You guys need to help me update my dictionary.

What does T-wat mean?
What does plonker mean?

*waits with Gundy and Dim*

Sure glad Edna isn't here to watch this.

She wouldn't have needed it explaining....

Well, I know you fancy me, RC. But I am not of that kind of persuasion. Sorry to break your heart.

Ya great big stud you!

ROOOAAAARRRR

RC, have you been peeking in the closet keyhole again ?

Yes, and what I saw scared the bejesus out of me!!!

Good. The pic worked.

queeq, how many times have I told you I hate those clown pictures in the closet ? They give me the creeps.

Yes, I know. It makes you shiver and I like it when you shiver.

Pervert. I'm gonna give them all to Ush. He's a clown lover you know. Hmmmm....wait a minute. Ush is a clown lover...

I wonder if he wears make up and big floppy shoes when he.....oh never mind.

If he's a clown lover he will make Edna wear them.

He's not going to like this one bit.

No. Let's continue it a bit.

How would Enda look with big red lips and a red nose?

And frizzy blobs of rainbow colored hair. Driving a volkswagon.

driving in circles going beep, beep, his car went beep, beep, beep

"baby you can drive my car, yes I`m gonna be a star" -some blokes from Liverpool

How can she drive with such big shoes?

carefully

Hmmm, I'm still not convinced.

*desperately tries to delete this topic so the Allmighty Witch won't give her the ole-evil-eye when she gets back*

I'm screwed any way, she wil turn me into a freeq, or so I'm told.

And don't bother trying to delete this thread, only I can do that and I have decided to accept fate.

Fate can be molded to fit ones purpose

I have to believe that, otherwise I'm toast!

With butter please.

Slab some butter on and call me breakfast? I think not!

*looks much better with parsley strewn over, and those white fluffy things you put on turkey legs!*

You have turkey legs and soon you'll be toast? You sound very tasty.

*snaps fingers, then suddenly appears all human again, 'cept for long pointy ears..*

Okay, so now she's Spock. What's with the kneecaps, Supa ? Are you like, short ? Please enlighten us.

Do you eat kneecaps raw, or do you prefer the BBQed?

raw and crunchy

At least you get your daily dose of calcium.

toast with butter and jam, please

How boring.

Hehe.. I knew it had to come.. the kneecaps.. Well... this should go up in the "name that poster" section!

A dime to the one who remembers which posting dealt with creatures being tall enough to strike kneecaps only

She IS a shorty. *protects kneecaps*

Is 5 7 short?? (or 169 cm for you metrics like me)

The kneecaps is derived from this... :

"Well ya gotta admit, he could do some major damage to your kneecaps."

Who posted this??

Probably queeq.

Doesn't sound like me. But hey, you never know.

Anyway, yes, Supa, that is kinda short to me.

Tsk tsk Gundark, can't you remember writing that???

Hmf, 169cm is the average in Norway for girls Besides, I'm happy this close to the ground!

... and the post was about Yoda using the Force or a light saber... But don't get the fancy idea that I look anything remotely like him!

No big ears?

*snort*

Jugde me by my ears do you?

"you look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark"??

*fooling around at work today, waiting for holiday tomorrow...*

Didn't remember posting that Supa. Well queeq and I are practically interchangeable. Its a sith thing you know.

*nods gravely*

of course

Yes, we are so "one". And it's not JUST a Sith thing.

OK REALLY dont wanna know about closet activities thank you!

But.... there's so much to tell!

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours, well that it if Ush hasn't already...

Well, I can't tell them without permission from Gundy of course. She owns half of the copyrights.

Really sounds intriguing, mine always seems to be freeware...

Who is this tranger amongst us???

In what manner or regard to you mean stranger among us? who, I dont see anyone, ah I see, I've been gone a while...

And now your back.

Oh yes it may take a while but I'd always come back...

There is an analogy with a dirty penny there, or maybe an irritating rash...

I see, Zereil, but copyrights only make sense if there is any exclusivity.

You have to over 21 to read "Stories From The Closet". queeq and I will have to see some ID please.

Hi, Zareil....glad you stopped by.

Well, there you go. She the boss.

she is the boss, and I thought it was Bruce who was the boss. For your info the word Boss is garbage in Norwegian.

That's not my perception of her.

Anyway, Bruce dead, she the boss now.

He loves it when I'm the Boss. Mirrored sunglasses, tight uniform with badge, shotgun perched casually on left shoulder, while the freeq labors away in his shabby striped shirt and pants, sweating along the dusty Georgia roadside, swinging his heavy sledge in the burning midday sun, pounding big rocks into little ones, mindlessly, for no particular reason other than to satisfy the Boss.

Anybody want to hear more ?

*singing "Po Lazarus" and swinging his sledgehammer*

I love it when we play these games. Tomorrow she'll be Mother Superior and I will be Spiderman.

Oh, I'm sure you'll look delightful in spandex queeq.

Very.

Hmm, yes I quite like Gundarks concept of 'Boss' I'll have to remember that one... as to lycra, nah, but have you ever tried Liquid Latex...

How does that taste?

Hmm, you dont eat it... you wear it...you want edible then you go for X-pose clothing in a can...

Let me rephrase: how does that taste?

It tastes like something you really shouldn't be eating..

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