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VirtualAve have just shut down my account, so any pics that are hosted by me are currently down.

If you've noticed that your sig or any other pic isn't working, then send it to me via email and I'll upload it to my new webspace.

Oh great, the stupid GDF pic is back. Gee that's nice....

Additionally, now you HAVE to scroll at least one page down to see the content on EVERY page of the GDF. Unless you running above 1024 x 768 which hardly anyone will be.

Can't we loose it until we have something smaller, or at least not as tall...

Hmm...why didn't you complain about this in the last forum?

I think the banner looks great.

You DON'T have to scroll on every page in the GDF. Click on the last posters username and it will take you to the last post...without scrolling!

Well pardon me, clearly having a little problem with constructive critisism here?

Plus only 50% of the people in that picture actually post here any more...

Just MHO...

Nope I don't take critisism well when put like that.

You know, it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile?

And as EVERYONE knows, I hated that pic after what Dim did to me in it. Everyone else looked kinda cool and I looked kinda short.

MANY more muscles, I understand.

Enda thinks you look good in that pic, RC! Well, you ALL looked like Gods to me when I first saw it.

RC is right, though; times have changed- I had reckoned that it would not come back until the new one was ready. Which reminds me- due to changing circumstances Edna may be able to get lots of pics in soon. I'll try and find some better ones of me as well; the last GDF pics I submitted to Dim were somewhat emergency jobs.

Well, that's good news.

I'm not even sure if Dim is interested in updating the pic....I hope she is though.

Just noticed that all pics hosted by RC on his lineone account seems to have gone kaput.

Have they? I only host two now which are for Ush and Queeq.

I'll have a look see.

They're there. Must be a problem at lineone.

Maybe you should take over hosting of them Raz.

I've moved queeqs over and now just Ushgarak.

I thought Dim was working on a new GDF pic. Not meant to be a complaint either, but I agree with RC that half the people in it don't post any more or hardly any more.

And so they must be eliminated...

Yikes Ush....you're up late tonight.

I've been up later. One of those nights...

Well its a saturday nite, so I guess that goes without saying.

It does? Not in my life...

Well actually we go to bed around nine every night through the week. I'd rather not stay up late on the weekend nights cause it throws me off my schedule mon and tues.

Really? My life is the complete opposite; I have no schedule.

I need something like nine to ten hours of sleep a night.

20 hours sounds good to me..

As for the pic..eh, I don't know..whatever.

I've been finding that 3-4 hours has to suffise... *Yawn*

Dim, do a new pic and I will pay you with pics of myself and Edna. By the end of August.

A whole new pic or just add you in?..

I think an adding in will suffice. Its a really cool picture!

Plus get rid of EJ!

No pressure; wait until Edna and myself have shots we are happy with...

Heck no. Start sending. We need Edna on a broom and Ush on a.... a.... paladin?

A Paladin would be on a horse.

But you would be on the paladin though. we`re jousting here and who is Ivanhoe?

But a modern day paladin might not have a horse. Maybe Ush can sit on the speederbike.

or a steel horse, "I`m a cowboy on a steel horse I ride I`m wanted dead or alive" -Some Jersey band with a perm.

Maybe...

So you stand up riding it. Judging by the pic it seems to work just fine.

We need queeq and me in my monster lab with queeq tied to the slab and me going at him with barbaric implements. We can't do the closet, because you can't see us in there and its censored anyway.

The tying down is not censored?

Anyway, I like the idea of a closet door behind me and Gundy. I think it's time to grope her a bit now.

I already said I want out of the pic anyhow.

That's quite unacceptable.

But also my right, wouldn't you say.

Faced with the choice of not being in the picture or looking like a complete dork, I'll choose to pass thanks.

Who said you had a choice? Who said you had rights?

True, but don't be going about all complaining about my moods if you're insisting I'm in the picture.

Can't have it both ways.

Well, I'm pretty sure we can have both your pic up there and taht we can complain about your moods.

Can't have it both ways.

Okay RC. How about this. We take you off the speeder bike, make you taller and put JarJar in place of EJ. How's that ?

As for the slab, queeq...we'll put you in one of those silly little hospital gowns that never cover your butt.

See, there is at least one understanding soul amongst you all....

You don't like leg braces huh?

I am sure that everyone will look lovely!

Yeah, but who's gonna make it kid? You?

You bet I will! I... KNOW not such a bad graphic artist myself...

I don't have to sit here and listen to this....

*Grabs Gundy's arm*

We'll design you 2 now and 15 when the bar get's to Alderaan.

The speederbike is exclusive territory for RC.

I better take Pegasus out of his stable again, so Ush can fly through the sky with his witch.

Think it's time to trade that bike in...

But why?

Well, those legs make it too difficult to ride for one thing...

17 huh? Okay, you guys got yourself a graphic. We'll be uploading as soon as it's in. URL 39.

Boy, these guys must be really desperate!

Look at this. Ever since the Pentium 3 came out, it's been going out of demand.

Never mind, I have enough to cover the rest.


**P3, forget it, P4 for me!

*some people have all the luck*

What a piece of junky design!

She'll make .5 on downloads...

It doesn't look like much, but she's got the MHz where it counts. Now if you'll just log on we can start uploading the graphic.

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Flying saucers on wires dangling over miniature set of small town in Nebraska.

Hazard, Nebraska?

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Frightened people in Fifties clothes looking up at the sky.

I love it when you do that part.

(bad scary music on scratcy soundtrack)
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Heroine falling on ground, holding twisted ankle with one hand, back of other hand against forehead, screaming.

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Close up of incoming flying saucer on visible wire.

*skakes her head*

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Police cars driving fast with cops talking radio.

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Stock shots from army films showing tanks driving over a little hill.

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Bad laser beam coming from flying saucer on wire.

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Exploding cardboard miniature building.

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Firing tanks on the hill.

CUT!!!!

Okay. Again. Roll camera and...... ACTION!

Hero scoops up heroine in his arms and runs toward abandoned police car.

grabs door latch to open. DOOR IS LOCKED.

CUT!!! WHO LOCKED THE BLASTED DOOR!!!

Laser beam destroys car. People in fifties clothing scream and run.

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Man in rubber dinosaur costumer stomps of toy cars.

If it wasn't free, you would pay to see it...

Ya think?

Maybe not...

If you'd pay to see that then you really need to get out more.

Well, THAT'S true enough...

That's true for a lot of people though...

I thought it makes an excellent film.

Well, go make it then.....

Hey, we're still in the scripting phase.

Excuses, excuses...

Preparation is everything.

okiday, I`ll prepare this weekends party then

I prepare dip!!!

yummy humus

Sounds good RC.

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Army guys shooting at flying saucers, then throwing down guns and running away.

OK, this is wearing a little thin....

Well you and I are the only ones here right now so you just have to put up with me.

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Whirling sounds as saucers begin landing amidst scrub brush.

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Melting miniature tanks on ridge due to fake looking laser beams.

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army mens running from ridge because the fake looking laser beams aren't fake, THEY'RE REAL

Now THAT'S a mistake from the FX department. Hope the production team is insured...

The Killer B's in full effect I think.

End it the Monty Python way.

*16 ton weight falls on aliens*

THE END

Okay, we still have to make up a way to end this film. Germs? Explosion? Volcano? Other aliens?