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If you ran away and joined the circus what job would you want?

traffic manager in the background, not the ring announcer.

Elephant Trainer.

canonball

I would be the one to free all the animals and take them back to the wild where they belong.

Okay...let's pretend that all the animals are anamatronic, what whould you be then, Gundy?

she'd be in chief of the recharging machine.

I'd be in charge of the clowns.

I don't like clowns. I'd be the clown killer.

BTW,I like your handle, Dimmy.

You'd like MY clowns...

I give up!

I'd be the trapeze artist! Or the contortionist. I can make myslef really small actually! I can fit inside my holdall! That is my claim to fame! Yes I have lived a very sheltered life!

Could just be a fairly big hold-all, of course...

Well it isnt exactly small but not especially large. My friend has photos of it actually. I will ask if he can scan them for me. Its quite funny! You can just see my fingers poking out of the zip at the top!

Talking of remembering to send people pictures...

(Gets out clown gun) I'll blow the tires right off your volkswagon there, Ush.

Gundy, you have a hidden viloent streak...

No, you WOULD like my clowns... and it's not a people's car of any sort...

I sent it you cheeky swine! Twice infact!

Here we go....

Ok,just got the second one... blame my server...

RC would you stop it! Please!

Never misses a shot, does he?

What did I do?

Hm.

HHmmm....

Indeed.

Think we've buried that enough?

*whips out shovel*

I think we can go a little deeper. Maybe we'll strike water soon.

Hmmm...

What are you two on???????

Hey! I can play Queeq's game, can't I?

Far be it from me to argue...

No, go on...

No Shan't!!!

Yes you shall!

No, no, no, no, no!

Yes yes yes!

maybe maybe! (another song here by who?)It is not that old either 13 years or so.

Hm.

I'm sorry, you have me confused with someone who gives a ____!!

Boys, behave...

Okay..back on topic. I'd be the concession person who overcharges patrons for drinks.

I want at least 4 elephants.

And I just thought of a really horrid joke comment........

Another horrid joke? Okay. *puts on radiation suit*

MY clowns would be busy re-defining the concept of humour...

Clowns are the definition of "not funny".

Again. MY clowns would be VERY funny..

Always, I am sure. OK, better judgement jas stopped me from telling that joke...

Okay, what would YOUR clowns do that they're soooooooooooooo funny?

Oh, I couldn't begin to describe. They'd all be dressed in black, though...

Clowns are the evil hentchmen of the Joker... Oh, hmmmm, see how this is starting to fit together...

Uh-oh...

Well, it would have worked but you appear to be a Paladin now.

*Heads off to Dictionary.Com*

I am indeed!

A paragon of chivalry; a heroic champion.
A strong supporter or defender of a cause: “the paladin of plain speaking” (Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.).
Any of the 12 peers of Charlemagne's court.
Hmmm, interesting

I guess we'd better be friendly to you then.

You mean Ush, right?

Nice, eh?

Your idea of Raz?

My idea. Well, I gave a big list.

And he chose one from the list?

Can we see it?

Yes. he said he wouldgot for Cavalier, but he went for the original instead.

They were all noble Knight types. Justicar, Chevalier, Archon...

Musketeer.

Ooooo, argghhh.

Guess I'm gonna have to cxome up with one soon, one that more accurately depicts me.

Templar, Hospitalier...

You want us to help you find one, RC?

Crusader, Champion, Senseschal...

No thank you.

Happy with the list?

I preferred The Joker, though I'm sure that was in reference to something we were not aware of.

I thought Queeq wold have got a title like that. Or even yourself.

Chaos is just fine with me. Would have liked Lord Chaos though...

Ah, ambition...

No, just an old dream.

OOOh! Power dream!

Well.... sort of.

Half-measures from Queeq?

Its a sith thing, you know.

Yes, it's not really about power you see. Power is merely the means to achieve total corruption in the very core of a board like this. THAT is my dream.

I'm sure finti would have a song to fit that.

We still have a few slots left in Jukebox.

Yeah, but I got the universial key so you better play something good or else I take the dictator way.

Touch finti's jukebox and you're apt to get zapped. Its booby-trapped with force lightning.

I'm not touching it. Not even with a ten foot pole. No sirreeee.

*keeps touching the jukebox to get shocked*
This is fun!!

See how the best-laid plans go astray?

Just don't give her a knife.....

Advice well received...

Dimmy, your hair is starting to look like Tina Turner's.

Wonder if she dances like Tina?

*watches Dimmy put on dancing shoes*

Nice bouncing, Dim. A bit too fast for the rythm but cool nevertheless. Hope Edna doesn't get jealous with all this competition in the entertainment dept.

There was bouncing? No one told me there would be bouncing.

Did I missed the bouncing?

It's frog time if Edna IS jealous...

Turn Dim into a Frog. Over my dead body... Wait.... I've already been dead, at least twice.

Two frogs then, one of them dead...

You making threats now?

No! Just that those who stand in Edna's way become frogs. And if you INSIST on being dead...

Well, I felt threatened...

Don't shoot the messenger. I'm just relaying a fact.

Yeah, that's what all the bodyguards say just before they smash you teeth out.

Stop picking on me.

Hey hey! You were the one wanting to go to blows with Edna... don't say I didn't warn you...

Oh come on Ush, I asked nicely. Please stop with all this. It's not nice...

What the...? I'm not picking on you, RC, what's wrong?

OK, this is beyond a joke now!!!!!

Oooh... my bad, bit slow today.

WILL YOU JUST STOP IT NOW!!!!!

Sigh... I never COULD get the hang of Friday evenings...

Look, this is SO unfair. What did I ever do to you?

Hey! That's MY line!

You are out of order matey.

You can be so hurtful sometimes...

Oh yeah, great. Pick on me ALL night and then try and turn iot around.

TYPICAL!

All I try to do is make you happy... you have no regard for my feelings...

Well, isn't THIS the weirdest conversation I've ever had...

Is this one of those "pre-arranged" arguments?

Getting back on topic...

I have absolutely no idea WHAT it was.

Meanwhile, laughter at my clowns would be compulsory. Tehy can get very violent.

Would you be one of your clowns?

No, I am the Clown-Meister.

And I am the clown killer, and don't any of you forget it. Also, only I can kill RC and thats only if I decide its time to make him into a new monster. See how much I care about him ? He has the best slab in my lab. Hehehe.

(runs fingers wildly through hair)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Killing my clowns is strictly forbidden. They transcend the concept of death.

OH! So now you want to kill me.

You are such a big bully!!!!!!!

I'd get my clowns to do it...

I still wanna know what I did to deserve this ongoing abuse from you Ush.

Someone help me here?

Oh, so now you want to rope others into you ring on intimidation?!!!

Yeah. Yeah, I do!!

Not man enough to do the job yourself then?

I deny that!

What are you two on?

He started it. Always picking on me.

Well I gave up trying to understand RC a long time ago but you Ush should know betterthan to play his games!

If you want to understand why they are acting like this....read the subject title

Hmm... maybe...

No I think RC is justbeing his usual self.

Well, I was still talking about my clowns...

Well actually I don't kill RC...just kind of pick up the scraps after everybody else is done with him and then re-animate into the creature of the week. What else are friends for ?

As for Ush....(loads clown gun with bang flags)

Bang flaps in Hebrew, please

Well it's about time. Is Raz the only one here who could work it out.

Ok, back to normal now... I thought it was quite obvious, thread was call Weirdos, so act like weirdo!!!

Gundy, I'll be you creature of the week anytime. http://www.moviefanonline.com/cgi-bin/ultimate/ubb/icons/icon18.gif

That was acting? Oh I couldnt tell the difference!

I didn't think they were acting either....

Well, we are way over 100 posts but since you're all acting like weirdos I suppose we're still on topic.

YOU'RE here...

I'm not acting.

Works either way...

Well, I was acting, I think Ush was just spluttering around in bewilderment.

In your dreams...

No, actually I think it's in pages 3 through 5...

Right, and so my 'weirdest' conversatrion commnet meant what, do you think?

Not wierd, just confused...