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Well, Cornwall, anyway. May as well be foreign.

So, Edna is spending a week in Newquay to celebrate leaving school with all her (presumably Witchy) friends. My friends all did that as well... and my mother's when she was at school (WITH her, of course)... what is it with Newquay and leaving Sixth-Formers?

So once again Edna won't be around for a week... but by the time she gets back, she should be able to get on a lot more, as some of her previous problems appear to be solved...

Maybe she'll have lots of lovely holiday snaps.

Lets hope she has a good time, and comes back with a ton of stories to tell!

Hang on! I haven't gone yet! 6 hours to go! We're leaving at seven.

All packed and ready to go. I even dyed my hair this eveing ready for the occassion. Much to Ush's strong disapproval I might add!

Anyway I shall try and get some holiday pics posted when I get back. If I can work out how to use this new scanner of ours!

And you lot had better have all sent me your damn baby photos when I get back! Even you Raz! No geting out of this I'm afraid! Or I will hunt you down! Well I may bombard you with emails or something!

Anyway see you all in a week!

Oh, you DID dye it, eh?

Yes I did! Not quite the colour I had intended it to go but it's still nice. Auburn. I like it anyway. Not red like I was hoping for though but never mind! I know you disapprove but tough! I love dying my hair! Haven't been able to do it for years! Stupid school rules!

Post a pic of your new hair!

It's not that I disapprove, exactly... thoguh Raz is right. Send a pic!

OK will do when I get back! Hopefully Dad will have the scanner and camera set up then. But it really isn't that big a diference. Or I don't think so anyway! It's not like I dyed it black or bleached it blonde or anything!

You're only making the waiting to see a pic worse for all of us...

Good good good!

You'll go a step too far one day, my dear...

Never!

Arrogant is this young one...

confident is all!

Gone, as well... Bon voyage!

Have a great time Edna ! Hurry back !

Yeah, don't get in TOO much trouble..

Hey, she's celebrating the end of school, I bet she'll get into all sorts of trouble, just nothing illegal I hope.

Celebrating the end of schhol was cool.To bad I dont remeber too much about it for some odd reason. Bottoms up Edna

She'll be speaking with a west country accent before we know it.

It helps to have gone to school to remember it end, finti.

yep I just took part in the party`s of course. Strangely enough I received a diploma Am I a tramp with a guardian angel? ...are you an angel(brilliant acting Loyd...not)

We went to the beach after our senior year in high school. The girl I shared a room with at the beach house got massively sunburned the first day. I put cold tea bags on her face to try to get the swelling down. We put cold wet towels on her, solarcaine...all that stuff. She didn't have a very good time, to say the least.

so she looked like a boiled lobster?

Tea bags???????? Some friend.

Actually the tea takes the burn out of the skin.

And she bought that?

No, we went to the supermarket and bought it for her.

It's the same as drinking the tea at the chinese restaurant to calm the burn of the hot szuachuan cooking.

Meanwhile, Edna seems to be having a good time... though someone set fire to her table, apparently.

OK, now that's a worry.

Roast witch anyone?

But they now know that their fire extinguisher works...

....And they now have an empty fire extinguisher?

Very good point. I will mention this. Any other messages for her?

Be safe, come back soon and I, along with everyone else I'm sure, miss her.

I rather think she will like that... thanks, my man!

Anyone else?

MESSAGE FROM EDNA (directly pasted)

"Will u tell vem vat i will kick their arses if i dont have all their baay photos when i get back!"

Yes, that's our Edna all right. Tell her we miss her and her blinking pumpkins.

Thanks, Gundy.

People, please feel free to leave messages for Edna here...

Oh crap, means I have to put the scanner back together...

Well, you COULD let her kick your **** instead...

Oh man, this is gonna really screw up my plans for the weekend.

Amazing that it censors what I said but not the plural...

Well, not many people have 2 arses, though there are some....

Good looks take you far. I never had that advantage.

Hmmmmm tempting. Getting my **** kicked by Edna..... How does that feel, Ush?

Asking the expert.

Why not ask Edna what it's like to deliver the kicking?

I would if she were here.

Well, Ush is delievering messages....

I doesn't seem very appropriate to ask her this via him. It DOES concern the mailman himself after all.

I think she'd appreciate it!

I'm not gonna risk it, she may turn me into a freeq.

Too late for that, your destiny is inevitable.

When she does, I shall become more powerful than any of you can possibly imagine.

Only if I charge you up in the lab.

Just call him Duracell, with the copper conlored top.

Duracell. Freeq Duracell. (James Bond music in background)

Licenced to Thrill?

Mr. Kiss Kiss Thrill Thrill.

Oooooo....queeq you're getting me excited. Come here, baby (opens closet door)

Coming!

My goodness, that's quite a floss job you did this morning.

I must always be ready for closet time.

Well at least the sith practice good dental habits.

We have several more good habits. *closes closet door*

(flicks on red lights) Oooooo....I like the fire siren you added. Sounds just like the one in Ghostbusters. (best Sigourney Weaver voice) I am the gatekeeper.

*turns on the fan to make Gundy's dress flow in the wind*

I have the key.

(throws arms around queeq, kisses him hard on mouth and slams door)

Hey....you look just like Rick Moranis under these lights.

And you look like Kate Bush.

Checkmate.

Shall we move on to the sta-puft man ?

Sta-puft?

You two definately have too much time on your hands today...

The marshmallow man, you dimtwit.



Actually I don't have a lot of time today RC. I'm trying to get caught up because of being out of the office the rest of the week.
queeq sucked me in as usual.

Gundy, you must resist.

I'm irresistable.

Well, these don't look like messages to Edna to me!

BTW, her feet are too small to do any form of efficient backside kicking...

Here's a message for Edna.

Tell her we're buying her steel-tipped boots.

Make sure they are not too heavy for her to lift...

Still missing her!

Just volleyed her with text messages saying how much you miss her. No doubt she won't get them until early morning as she will be out clubbing again...

Oh, I wanna text her. Damn, no number. Just get her to text me instead!

That, at least, is feasible. You will not believe how difficult it is to get her number. I still don't have her home number or address.

I gave up and put all my numbers on my web profiles.

Number of crank calls=0

And if I get any, well that would just be funny.

I guess it is worse for women.

everlasting

Maybe...

Well, she is certainly a very careful girl.

And rightly so.

It is indeed worse for us women.. we are so dang attractive that yawll filthy men can't stay away! *evil snicker*

No, seriously, I mean.. I was stupid enough to list my cell number on icq once.. thinking that only my friends could see my profile.. while on vacation.. I got this weird message.. without knowing who the H it was from.. I deleted my number, and haven't given it out more than twice since, and that's to girls, and to top it off, to Norwegian girls living in Oslo, who have now become good real life friends See, I do have a life!!

(finds "the meaning of liff"

Supa

You have a life???? *jealous*

Well.. no... *cough* I mean... I like to pretend I have one.. Please, do as the borg, assimilate me to your kind

Looks like that already happened.

But it's not as bad as it sounds. You'll get used to it and we're already used to you.

Used to me?? Noone gets used to me.. I use them

women can exploit my body

Well, around here we excel at making people believe that they are the ones using us.

This nice post meant originally to wish Edna a happy vacation surely took a nasty turn.. (at the ninth shrubbery??)

I still think it's very nice.

(you got lost? call me)

Lost? me? naaaah! *has excellent nose*

That's why I love my cell phone, perfect anonimity.

Hey! Hey! Let;s keep this one at least VAGUELY on-topic, for Edna's sake, or you won't get any more news...

You just spotted that magic 100....

Anyway, I wonder how Edna is enjoying here vacation. Anyone care to have a guess at what she's up too.

(I'm too kind to you Ush... )

RC, you are an amazing man...

Tricky to get accurate news from Edna right now as she is blind drunk when she texts me. But the social scene down there is apparently quite entertaining...

Blind drunk? Good girl!!!

The magic 100 and still on topic.

Well it was touch and go for a while there.

But now we are just extending our wishes that Edna is having a fantastic time.

And I am passing them on... and she is appreocating them... a very well functioning thread all around. Don't even THINK about closing it until she gets back and posts here asgain.

queeq wouldn't do that, not when Edna is away on hols and we are extending out good wishes to her while she is away.

I might. I mean what have I got to lose. She's going to turn me into a freeq anyway, so I might as well live it up.

I thought you were already a freeq...

No. That's freak.

Same thing.

Ok, I am now going to message Elle telling her about the Freeq thing

Send out love, platonically of course...

All my messages are sent with such love...

*smiles*

You're smiling too, eh?

Oh indeed!

Yay! My Edna thread has made us all happy!

It's a ray of sunshine.

She will be so happy...

Good.

Who says it makes ALL of us happy? I only have the prospect of spending the rest of my life as a Freeq.

Laugh it up, fintball.

ok lazerbrain

Hmmm... Ush-o-vision appears to have failed and cannot impart you with any more news...

Maybe we need to colorize Ush-O-Vision. (dials Ted Turner).

BTW, how long is Edna out terrorizing the countryside ?

Until Sunday, I think. Unless she settles down and decides to live there.

Ooooo, and Edna Transplant. Wicked!

I don't think she's ready to transplant quite yet. I forgot, how old is Edna again ?

Just recently turned 18.

If a guy would ask that question it would be: How young is Edna?

I do believe that is more or less what GOT asked when she first got here...

hmm cant recall question`s like that

Me neither..but I'll take Ush's word for it.

It was in a 'tell us your age' thread, and Edna had refused to answer as she said she felt too young.

LATEST FROM USH-O-VISION:

Her holdiay seems to be have washed out... flooded tents and everything...

Oh dear...

Hmm..so I guess the tans out of the window.

Well, she did quite well in the early part of thr week. And she might be back sooner than I thought...

Or she may be back already. D'oh! Well, Ush-o-vision tries its best...

*stands on hill looking into the great out there for any signs of Edna on her newest magic broom*

Let me get this right, she was camping? OMG, those storms were horrendous.

No one had knew they were coming until just the other day.

Haven't got the full story yet, but it sounds like they took it full on.

I would suggest, being as she is back, that this thread is now defunct. JMHO-OC

I made a request a little while back not to close it until Edna posts in it again. And I beleive that Queeq even listened...

OK, missed that.

This thread is NOT defunct then.

Um... shouldn't do... seem to have a comms problem with the Witch right now.

*checks his watch again and begin tapping his foot nervously*

Worry is beginning to set in...

OK, so she came back and STILL didn't post in this thread. What's the deal...?