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You people are obviously well into Star Wars, didn't realise that KM.C had such a Star Wars bias!

Anyway, I just wondered why that chap has a chicken on his lap? Who's the big tall lady in the pink as well?

And who are the rest of them. I don't remember seeing any of them in the films, were they backgroundf chracters or something?

The people in the pic are just a select few people who post here, half of those in the pic don't even post anymore. The chicken? Well, thats a long story which is of little importance anymore.

Oh, I see. Thanks, I think.

Hang out here for a while and you'll find out.
The pink lady is Dim. I'm the guy with the eyepatch.

She's tall, is that other buy one of these beardi's I've been reading about.

Who's the guy in the leg braces?

That's RC..and those aren't leg braces..they're just knee pads.

I see, that's an odd place for him to keep his knees. Strange bloke.

So you're the tall lady?

Well, that's me..well, my head..I'm not tall though..queeq is just sitting down. on the frame.

RC's the local midget. And there's only two Beardi in there and that's Dim and me. So far...

That's me, the 1.87 metre midget!

That's a tall midget!

And did that guy just say that the tall girl has a beard, well you can't tell from that picture...

See, Edna, THIS is why RC doesn't like the pic.

Hopefully there will be a more relevant one up soon. Pikachu, from what I understand, the guy by the chicken just happened to like chickens, and this was apparently very funny.

KMC doesn't necessarily have a Star Wars bias, but these forums (which weren't always KMC afilliated) do.

He doesn't look anything like the picture in his profile.

Then again I bet you can say that about the green bloke too.

Thanks Pikachu, I appreciate it.

You are DEFINATELY welcome around here now, IMHO - OC

I reckon the Green Guy (Xizor) is more recognisable from that pic than the Gjost Guy (EJ).

I wish Xizor was still around. He was such a great Role-Player!

I haven't seen any of their posts at all, but there is a certain dynamic to this place, and a lot of relations going on.

I had a look at some of the old topics and this place is better than a month of Neighbours for gossip.

Man after my own heart. I used to comment about this as well.

Want a laugh? Go to the old site at:
http://pub5.ezboard.com/bepisodeiigalacticsenate

Where the board used to be. Some of the relationship stuff there is simply amazing; the 'Real-Life Soap Opera' I called it, when I was a newbie... they seemed to like that.

There's another name there who I haven't seen here. Who's Ratcat? Is he the same as RC?

Yeah, he abbreviated his name about a month back; backdated it here but not at the old place.

Maybe I can make a "Real Life Soap Opera part II" thread, being a newbie and all.

It already got a prt 2- if you look, I made a second one when I hit 1000 posts (the first was at 250)

Feel free to make a third! Have you read the 'Goodbye' posts? Or some of the arguments that spread into a whole different forum? It's undeniably gripping stuff.

This might be interesting...

Hey, he came here voluntarily.

Technically, there should have been a warning before entry...

BTW, might be a lady. You never know...

Good point about the gender, RC. If you are female, Pikachu, my sincerest apologies.

As for the warning, it is there. In very very small print.

And unfortunately we don't have magnifying glasses.

Welcome, pikachu. I guess I never realized what a soap opera we've turned into until Ush orginally brought it up. You know these SW fans....all crazy and demented.

Yes they are. I am the exception of course.

And I'm demented and crazy, NOT crazy and demented.....

YES! There is a difference...

I'm just plain demented.

You go girlfriend!!!!

Soap R Us

Girlfriend? Are you cheating on me again, Gundy?

*Shakes head and backs away*

No, no, no, no, noooooooooooooooo. Just an expression. Nothing to do with me, oh no, not a thing...

BT, DT, SSMTS...

Hmmmmm, I better watch that guy. Of course, it could only be wishful thinking on RC's side.

No wishful thinking. Contrary to popular gossip, I got all I need thanks.

But not with Gundy. Dimmy perhaps?

OMG, now you're trying hard...

Careful you don't cause problems down on the ranch.

This train is about to derail.

Me cheat on you, queeq darling ? Why never....(hides little black book with Mel Gibson's phone number)

What is it with girls and Mel Gibson?

I got a pretty good idea. Do you want me to spell out the whole fantasy ?

Actually, yes, that would be good...

Well it starts out with removing articles of clothing and ends with putting them back on. The in-between part is censored.

Dammit!

Sorry to butt in, but did someone mention chicken on this thread?

Ah, good old DD. He certainly hasn't changed.

Yes, I believe it did have something to do with chickens...

Is that the chicken guy?

Looks like DD is back!

Woo-hoo! Not that I knew him, but even so...

Yes, it is a woo-hoo moment.

Well, I guess UBH and Xizor's return would complete the old crowd. This on the idea at EJ and Merc would not be great ideas...

Well I noticed that UBH did log into his TFN account the other day (1st) though didn't post anything.

I just sent him a request to re-add him to my ICQ as well, have to wait and see if he responds.

Oooh, and KJ of course.

KJ's busy running his EzBoard. Doubt he'll ever come back on any kind of long-term basis.

Hope DD's return is permanent. He always had lots of contributions.

Sounds like a lot of people have passed through this way over the years.

Well, actually, it's only been about 18 months I think.

Watch it, Pikachu. Before you know it you are part of the soap opera. Don't let yourself be drawn in as Ush did.

Might be interesting to watch though...

It's inevitable anyway. At least he can never accuse us of not warning him. It is his destiny....

Uh oh, queeq thinks he's found another victim....

Yo, DD! My main chicken man. Hope you're really back. I missed ya, man.

DD, what would you like to eat?

Do you really need to ask. *serves up BBQed chicken wings*

Just testing.

*holds up tray spreading the scent*

He should be here anytime now.

Ya think?

Under normal circumstances, Yes.

But these are not normal times.

They're not?

(best Gene Wilder voice) We all HAVE to act perfectly normal. (collar snaps open)

Frack !

OK, taht's beyond me....

Young Frankenstein.

Sorry, I only watch good films.

The birdcage ?

That wasn't too bad, was it.

I thought it was pretty funny. Tommy hated it. We're like Siskel and Ebert. Or, rather, the other guy and Ebert.

You did the thumbs up. Okay.
I thought especially that help of Robin Williams was hilarious. Spartacus...

Yeah, he cracks me up. Does gay well.

I thought he was the best.
But I still feel the French original was better.

Do they have subtitles ?

I dunno. I saw it in Holland, on Dutch tv with Dutch subtitles. I don't know about US versions. The original title was "La Cage aux Folles".

The Birdcage was good. Never saw the french version though. Mandy hates subtitles.

Tom hates them too. He is a slow reader and is also dyslexic.

so he dont belive in one DOG then Gundy

Everything's subtitled here, that's foreign. We're used to it. Beats dubbing a million times, like they do in Germany, France, Italy, Spain etc. etc.

Yeah, that's the deal with Mandy. (dyslexic that is)

didnt you watch Bridget Jones?

Okay, I can see that can be a problem. But then again, you could read it aloud for her.

You foprgot the emoticon... That was a joke right?

It was?

Well yes, it's just that the only few hundred people in the cinema might get a little miffed if I started reading out the entire subtitles of a film....

Whisper it in her ear. Romantic!

*sigh* Romance is dead... I read that somewhere.

Read? Must have died then for sure if you have to read about it.

Yeah, it was in the obits.

Ah, you're one of those.

Indeed. Always hoping someone might have died...

Well, too bad, I wasn't in them today.

can be arranged

That was a good one finti.

Tom just refuses to watch movies with subtitles. Now, if its just a little bit here and there, I'll read them aloud for him, but thats here at home. He hates going to the theatre so we don't have the problem of disturbing the stupid idiots in the next row.

Now, RC...suppose I died. Just suppose there was no more Gundy here. FOREVER. How would that be ?

DON'T ..... EVEN..... MENTION.... THAT.

I couldn't bear the thought. But then, I'm not RC.

Hmmm..given the depressing downturn of this topic I'm going to close it. *cackles gleefully*


Oh, and I for one have no problems with subtitles..It's too bad that some people refuse to watch forgein films..they can give you a very different prespective.