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Is anyone else left handed?..I don't know why I care..just wondering.

nope, but I do use my left hand and foot, too, so am kinda ambidexterous

Dim? You're left handed? I never noticed....

*Feels Bad*

You spent a week in WDW and didn't notice she was left-handed ????????? It must be a male thing. I dated Tommy for 5 months. The fifth month a realtor came to list the house he was selling. He went on about her blue eyes to me and I quickly shut mine and said "what color are my eyes?" He couldn't tell me. Boy, I got him !!!!!!!

Yeah I'm left handed...

RC, I don't really see how you would have noticed..I don't remember ever writting anything while we were in Orlando...

OH, that's right, you kept forgetting your credit cards.

No wonder I'm broke!!!!

Ah ha, RC, the famous I forgot my wallet scenario.

To go along with "gee, I ran out of gas on this back country road in the middle of the night" scenario. hehehe.

to answer your question, Dim, I am right-handed. My brother is a southpaw and so are two of my co-workers.

Keo? Were you there? That's EXACTLY what she said......

Thats what confusion will do to you.

Don't get me started......

Well what hand did she eat with at WDW ?

I don't know, she kinda just scooped it all up on her tongue....

NO I didn't!!!!

Oh dear...

You remember Jar Jar with the fruit, well this was worse.

Still, it had its uses.

Oh DEAR...

Yeah, she was great for getting coins out of drain holes.

Um... handy, I guess...

RC, you are dead meat.

Hmph..ARe you still going to stand by that whole bit about me saying I lost my wallet and that I eat with my tongue then?

Well, you did forget you wallet at leats once but that was my fault as I remember.

OK, I take it all back....

How's Tink?

Just fine..thank you very much

Oh goody....

Tink?

Uh huh. Can we help you?

Yes, you can. Two Tinks please?

queeq, I find it impossibvle to imaginbe a situation when I would give you a tink.

Seemed like an orginal way to find out what a tink was. Sorry.

Ask the recipient...

Okay. Dim, can I have tow tinks please?

Tow?????

You never heard of tow tinks? Ask the recipient.

Oh I have.... She thinks you're crazy.

The recipient's always right.

I always notice such things. Hair cut, southpaws, anything.... director's eye I guess.

Actually, I did notice on the very first night as she paid for dinner with he credit card - And before anyone says anything, she paid up on a bet by buying dinner...

Just thought I'd see what reaction I got, clearly I am a bad person....

Didn't she need to sign anything when she paid with the credit card then?

Yes, she did. THAT was when I noticed. That was what I was saying, I did notice within hours of meeting.... In fact, it was mentioned in conversation.

I know that, I don't think that point was in dispute...

in that case, may I please have two twinks?

Twinks? We have n o knowledge of twinks

Tow tinks are a distant relative of the squik.

I have no knowledge of Tow tinks or Twinks.

I just know aboat a single Tink....

That I found in my pudding. So I called the waiter over and demanded a free dinner !!!

Free fried tow tink. Not bad, mind if I join you?

You are both fools!!!!

Just cos you have no Tink!

My squik has a tink.

Your tow squik?

Well Gundy, I hope it looks after it...

The thing is that the tow squik is exceptionally rare this time of year. So you better check if it's that or just a regular squik.

Awwwwwwwwwww...
*dreams of tow tinks and squiks*
I love my Tink...

Aren't surprises nice...

Sadly, I believe this thread will be long gone before she is able to respond.

Who ? The squik ?

Did you just call Dim a squik???

We have tow tink. Nothing foolish about that.

Nothing to do with Dims Tink.

who???

Yes, the squik. Is it a regular squik like we had in the other bar, or is it a tow squik?

A tow squik.

I would never call Dim a squik. She doesn't eat chocolate covered marbles does she ?

Well, I don't know her THAT well......

Actually, no I don't.......

Oh yes, I think you do.

Contrary to your opinion queeq, I don't. Actually, I find it to be the height of arrogance on your part to even make a statement like that.

My, we are friendly today.

Not at all, you presume to know all about my friendship with Dim... That isn't appreciated.

Not at all friendly? That's what I said.

Please don't try and make a joke of it queeq. I'm quite serious here. You have no idea at all, so please don't make like you do.

Now, the topic was lefthandedness...

Yes, you do.

surprise, surprise, surprise

Now Keo, what does that mean?

so you are seriously unfriendly? Hmmm, interesting. Explains a lot too.

Only to you queeq. If you act like an idiot then expect to be treat like one.

I would have thought that three requests for you to drop it would be enough, clearly you feel you have the right to carry on.

"Carry on go posting" a new great British film

So now I'm an idiot. And it seems you like to dictate who can say what. So all in all, you set limits to what I can say, yet you take all the freedom to insult anyone you like in any way you see fit. Now I don't mind the latter, but if you bounce the ball, expect it to bounce back.

Posting your situation of your depressions and personal situation on here does serve the purpose to make us more considerate towards your condition, although I don't think it excuses you from similar actions which you condemn. If you want to play the playful insulting game back and forth, fine with me. But I will not concede to only your rules.

Starring a host of dead actors.

Well tow squiks eat chocolate covered marbles. And yes, some are left-handed. Well, left-tentacled anyway.

Queeq, I was going to reply here but feel it is not the place to do so. Therefore please see the PM I have sent you.

Yes, I have. Please read my reply.

This topic has gone hopelessly wrong, can it be closed please.

Why? We have not reached 100 yet. We'll continue this great feast until curtain falls at 100 unless we suddenly and mysteriously go back on topic again on say....post no.99.

Well I'm gonna go make a squik topic cause I wanna talk about squiks. Then I can stay on topic. Hmmmm...what am I saying ????

You'll change your mind when you eat one. Besides we can do that here. Just remember that at post no. 99 we have to talk about left handed squik and then we'll be fine for another 100 posts.

I see Queeq's unique interpretation of the thread rules is spreading...

Hey, I didn't make up the rules. I just.... apply them uniquely.

... so they end up nothing like they started. You Chaosmonger, you...

Well, yes. I have elevated chaotometrie to an art form the world has never seen before. I'm kinda proud of that.

Did Gundy help?

Of course. She's my muze.

But she has been busy developing the art of mayhemonology, which was just as impressive as my achievements.

When do we see the pinacle of that?

Well, the greatness of it all is that it's not that visible. It's sort of in the air, it happens, it's all around us, penetrates us and takes this board apart. You must feel chaos and mayhem flow, between you and me, between the bar and the guests, between the debates and the users, even between us and Raz.
Destructive beings are we, not these polite posters.

Hmm... I'm more into Paladin-like microscopic symbiotic creatures, myself. Without them life would not exist. And we would have no knowledge of the boards.

You see there's the problem. They live as symbionts with you, that's where we disrupt them. At the core.

Good luck! They transcend your primative concepts.

You overestimate their chances, I think.

You will understand, one day

Only at the end, YOU will understand.

W - A - I - T FOR ME.

I'm lost as usual in all this stuff, whatever it is.

I've heard that left hand bowlers have a better accuracy in strikes. Also, southpaw pitchers are supposed to have a better strikeout record, and lefty batters have a better homerun record.

Anyone heard about other records southpaws are supposed to be great at?

Am I on-topic for a change?

I always wonder if left-handed people have trouble writing things, since their hands smear the ink of the worse they just wrote.

Good topic save there!!!

I always notice that LHP have to hold their pens with their hand kinda curled around to avoid doing that. I always think it looks really uncomfortable.

My brother is LH, so he always sits at an end of the dinner table at my parents for holiday dinners. But somehow he always ends up with all the rolls.

Keo, you're confusing me posting on topic like that. Please stop it immediately.

So I gather that your mom is left handed, RC ?

I tilt the paper so that it's sideways instead of curling my wrist like alot of people do. That way I don't smear ink.

I heard a couple weeks ago that some people think that every left handed person is a surviving twin. I thought that was interesting..not true..but still interesting.

Surviving twin? Why would they think that?

Well hi Dimmy ! How the heck are ya ?

Actually Gundy, she isn't. I have no idea why she was doing it.

Family trait I guess.

What, being strange. I tell her that.

She'd prbably laugh and bake you an apple pie, that's my mom!!!

I'll send you the address where she send me the pie.

Well, she dows make an exceedingly good pie.....

(Gets big glass of milk ready) Ten cent slice over here please !

And her Rhubarb Crumble, well words fail me on how yummy that is.

Send that too. BTW, you got your post in before I did in RP, RC. My post was we were still in the ship, if it sounded out of order, but I think you moved us along now.

OOh... can we do some flashy mod thing and switch them?

So lefthandedness is a good thing to end up with all the goodies? Hmmmm, maybe I should learn to switch.

My mother babysits our son 2 days a week and we caught her trying to teach him to be left handed. Mandy through a fit!

Lefties are lucky because they get pushed to the end of the table, and therefore, they are not crunched between other people around the table.

Depends on what end they sit.

He has a point.

I was thinking of a rectangle table, with the southpaw at the end of the long side with the left hand hanging over the open edge. or actually sitting at the head/foot of the rectangle table.

Over analysis spoils the confusion.

*sigh*

Oh, bless...

Darn Lefty's......

I, on the other hand, LIKE lefty's. An underestimated minority.

Too much food on the table is never a bad thing.

Never said I didn't like em, just said darn em!!!

Too much food? What a preposterous idea.

What if the lefty is sitting at the other end of the rectangular table, where his right hand is hanging over the edge. He will then, in fact, stimulate the pushing and the shoving.

Never too much food; always plenty for everyone and anyone, whenever...

Always got time for food....

Hey..I never got to sit by the rolls..

Weren't you too busy eating all the pies....

Hmph!...I don't like pie!

Aversion therapy works then!

How clever!

I thought so.... But it took a lot of pies.

Hmmm, tasty.

How about brownies ? Moist brownies.

Warm Chocolate Brownies with clotted cream and hot chocolate fudge. YUMMY!!!!

Huh?

Just moist brownies will do, thanks Gundy.

Oh, and a scoop of double cream icecream......

Nice. I'll have some too.

Actually, remaining somewhat off topic. Have any of you guys ever been to TGI Fridays and had the Popcorn Brownie Desert for two?

It's got 4 of 5 warm brownies, toffee popcorn, hot fudge sauce, icecream, chocolate sauce and whipped cream. It must go about 8000 calories, but they are delicious!!!!!

Actually I never had it. My fourth bloody mary is my desert. Hehehe.

I always knew queeq liked moist brownies.

Of course.

Great foods, RC, bet that'll be the death of us in true SW fashion.

I want chocolate brownie pie...HOW COME I NEVER GET SAT NEXT TO THAT!!