OrliNElijahsGrl
in a orlando bloom board, we have this lord of the rings section, and someone came up with 185 things legolas would never say, and people can post stuff of things legolas would never say, and ive posted alot, and i recently just posted another one...like 5 minutes ago, and its funny, so i wanted to share it with you guys
Legolas: LOOK ARAGORNY!!! I can FLY!!! *jumps off the side of a hill and flaps his hands*
Aragorn: oohhh and did you forget that...your gonna fall flat on your face
Gimli: he will never seem to grow up, hes stuck like this forever
Legolas: *flaps his hands some more and falls down rolling down the hill and landing into a prick bush pricking his hand and lets out a terrible scream* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Aragorn: WHAT HAPPENED LEGOLAS?!!!
Legolas: *starts to cry* I PRICKED MY FINGER ON A PRICK BUSH! WWAAAAAAA! i have a cut! ahhhh
Gimli: Ohhh you weenie, its just a cut
Aragorn: *rolls his eyes* do you need a aid kit legolas
Legolas: YES! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! STUPID PRICK!!!! *cries*
Aragorn: did you just call me a prick?
Gimli: i believe he was meaning to prick on his finger
Legolas: PRICK PRICK PRICK PRICK! *screams* GETS IT OUT! GETS IT OUT!!!! *cries*
Aragorn: ooh now your starting so sound like gollum
Legolas: *gets up and runs up to aragorn* LOOK AT THIS CUT! My beautiful flesh has been cut open! IT HURRRRRRTS! SUCK THE POISON!!!
hahaha AND ANOTHER: Legolas: *dancing around* YMCA!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: *rolls his eyes* shut up legolas, before i tie you up and leave you
Legolas: *in gollums voice* no! THAT WILL KILL US...KILL US!
Gimli: ahhh aragorn, will please shut the elf up
Legolas: *gets up in gimlis face* shut up you stupid little dwarf, you aint as pretty as i am, your a butt looking dwarf!!!
Aragorn: *rolls his eyes again* ughh
Legolas: AND YOU! Keep those eyes from rolling or ill kick your aragorny ass
Aragorn: Oh yeah? *pulls out his sword*
Legolas: you will turner wannabe!!! taking out your sword!!! you think its wise aragorny, crossing blades with a elf?
Gimli: ahhhh JACK SPARROW WANNABE
Legolas: YOU WILL DIE BEFORE YOUR STROKE FELL!!!
Aragorn: SHUT UP!!!! *smacks legolas across the head*
Legolas: *cries* you stupid man, you...you.....you GAVE ME A DAMN ELF BRUISE!! *cries*
Gimli: Yo ho, its a elf life for you
Aragorn: damnit gimli dont start singing that!!!
Legolas: YEAH YOU FART ASS
hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaa
Legolas: LOOK ARAGORNY!!! I can FLY!!! *jumps off the side of a hill and flaps his hands*
Aragorn: oohhh and did you forget that...your gonna fall flat on your face
Gimli: he will never seem to grow up, hes stuck like this forever
Legolas: *flaps his hands some more and falls down rolling down the hill and landing into a prick bush pricking his hand and lets out a terrible scream* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Aragorn: WHAT HAPPENED LEGOLAS?!!!
Legolas: *starts to cry* I PRICKED MY FINGER ON A PRICK BUSH! WWAAAAAAA! i have a cut! ahhhh
Gimli: Ohhh you weenie, its just a cut
Aragorn: *rolls his eyes* do you need a aid kit legolas
Legolas: YES! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! STUPID PRICK!!!! *cries*
Aragorn: did you just call me a prick?
Gimli: i believe he was meaning to prick on his finger
Legolas: PRICK PRICK PRICK PRICK! *screams* GETS IT OUT! GETS IT OUT!!!! *cries*
Aragorn: ooh now your starting so sound like gollum
Legolas: *gets up and runs up to aragorn* LOOK AT THIS CUT! My beautiful flesh has been cut open! IT HURRRRRRTS! SUCK THE POISON!!!
hahaha AND ANOTHER: Legolas: *dancing around* YMCA!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: *rolls his eyes* shut up legolas, before i tie you up and leave you
Legolas: *in gollums voice* no! THAT WILL KILL US...KILL US!
Gimli: ahhh aragorn, will please shut the elf up
Legolas: *gets up in gimlis face* shut up you stupid little dwarf, you aint as pretty as i am, your a butt looking dwarf!!!
Aragorn: *rolls his eyes again* ughh
Legolas: AND YOU! Keep those eyes from rolling or ill kick your aragorny ass
Aragorn: Oh yeah? *pulls out his sword*
Legolas: you will turner wannabe!!! taking out your sword!!! you think its wise aragorny, crossing blades with a elf?
Gimli: ahhhh JACK SPARROW WANNABE
Legolas: YOU WILL DIE BEFORE YOUR STROKE FELL!!!
Aragorn: SHUT UP!!!! *smacks legolas across the head*
Legolas: *cries* you stupid man, you...you.....you GAVE ME A DAMN ELF BRUISE!! *cries*
Gimli: Yo ho, its a elf life for you
Aragorn: damnit gimli dont start singing that!!!
Legolas: YEAH YOU FART ASS
hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaa