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this is just a place to tell ur lil stories that made u laugh or made others laugh that u want to share with the members ok ill go first

i walked into 2nd period marketing put my bag down teacher started lecturing i put my head down then heard a bell 45 minuets later got up picked my bag up and left hehe

Uh-huh, when was I supposed to laugh?

I had a dream I shoplifted washing powder lastnight...

it was strange...

This is sad I know...but I had a dream about posting on KMC last night.

hahaha it is funny not sad i had a wicked cool dream last night but i aint telling what it was about lets just say it felt really real

we had buttered noodles for dinner at skewl and one of the teachers must've sat down on some cuz he got a drink at the water fountain rite in front of the table i sit at and he had 5 buttered noodles stuck to his a$$

you were looking?

if he bends down right in front of the table and if i look up to see who it is.

still... you stared long enough to count the noodles... heheehehehee

Sounds like GA!

Hit Candy!

(waves)

hahah u did dont deny it haha busted

he is pretty damn hot.....

i had a dream i ate a GIANT marshmellow then i woke up and my pillow was gone..strange i had the worst stomach ache that day

true story!!!

LoL ...

Hi Ush

ick teachers

What is it like in the pants these days, Candy?

still nice, as usual

Neat! I was going to ask you that question but you turned off your PM receiving...

(mopes)

well ush glad u graced us with ur presents

ush is always around just lurking

I did?

oops.. it's 'cause my e-mail got spammed with messages.. so i turned everything 'off'

oh!!! have you got that worked out yet? I was hooing to chat a little more!

I will sort it out eventually...
right now I'm just surfing up on dreams...

I had a really wierd one lastnight.. actually, for the past week...

Oooh, ooh, tell me!

weellll..... there was kissing... kinda erotic..

lots to do with cars... men... washing powder... y'know.. the usual..

I hate to try and sound like I am making you out to be weird, but... washing powder???

my fantasies dont involve washing powder

well my thread went into a lets set up a thread for ush and candy to talk on hehe jk guys

well.. I dreamt I shoplifted some washing powder ... It was a good idea at the time.

umm right........my dreams dont tend to involve such things

the being orli, right?

Why was it a good idea at the time?

And you could always PM me the dream...

maybe but not the only thing

lol... Well I must of needed the washing powder...

I also stuffed lotsa sweets in my pockets.. literally ran out the shop.. into a car (where a man named Dom was waiting- probably the getaway driver) then I woke up...

i don't no if i wanna hear dreams from fellow pyschos

Was Dom fit?

ok.. I'm gonna go dream some more phsyco dreams.. about washing powder and kissing really hot guys (who was orlando bloom btw suger.. mwahahahaha)
so.. nite nite all sleep tight.

i hate you
*dreams off*

Awwwwwww! Bye Candy...

okay I have to tell this cause its kinda funny in a scary kinda of way..
today like usual I was cursing about my how much I do at my job to my boss and he sat and patiently listened as I rambled then when i was done he says "I can streak for you if you want,will that make up it up to you?" I was shocked and turned beat red and walked out of the office.a half hour later he came to me and said he couldnt help it,I am cute when I am mad. I dont know if I should laugh or be really pissed...what a day!

okay seeing that no ones writing in this now I guess it's going to become bkk live journal,'cause funny things happen to me everyday..well at least their funny to me.
today I get off work at 7:00 and stop at the local grocery store to pick up a few things and low and behold I run into a ex-man friend I was nice and tried to walk away but he starts following me around talking about his great new friend...well towards the end of this chat he spills the name dave...DAVE...wtf? I've had guys try to make me jealous before but not with another guy,well theres a first time for every thing

well, that's a first

I am just hoping thats the last really

I hear ya!

i like ur idea it will be like a turman show but for u u will tell everysecond of ur life on thsi post and all ur fans will read it and me being the created will read this from the big moon that i am in controlling everything around u muhaha

haha deniro if your controlling the lotto I am suppose to win in my up coming season,will you make it alot?

okay this bkk's live journal now because my life is just a big laugh riot,well again to me it is.
I went out with some friends last night and got wasted,that was fun but then I come home let out my dogs and they both got sprayed in the face by a skunk and ran all through my house,now that stinks literally and I am washing everything in tomato juice this suxs! bought a web cam today and was playing with it,the pics suck but I just took this..it's me in my pj's..

Hey, it's a picture! Who is it I wonder...hehe, drugs!

*bonks self*

Ok, randomness gone...

huh? what you talkin about willis?

...Willis?

*looks around*

Who's that?

you rexy?
here's another crappy pic of me...

May be a crappy pic, but you sure aren't crappy!

Willis? Me? Not my name! It's Jordan, if you must know.

thanks jordan I thought being a new cam those pics would have come out better though,might not help I am sitting in the dark with just a few candles,but I couldnt bare the light right now

Ush is a British spy, kinda like james bond, but with crazier weopons. You can't dis a guy for that. It's all about where you aim your sauce.

i got to call the cops on a group of hookers today!!!!!!!!!

well looks like your day was funner than mine then...

Talking about SimK's co-worker again, right?

well I just took another one,..man does any one know what i can do to make this thing take better pictures.well here it is any way

nice pic.

christ bkk, you dont need any more improvements, you look absolutely beautiful, as with lizzie mcguire, selma hayek, and many other hot girls, i would do absolutely disgusting things to you (by the way, if you are offended by what i said, i am joking, if you are not offended, i am serious)

lol thanks bf you say the sweetest things

Only the truth

Whoa, wait a minute. . . BKK is psosting hot pictures of herself.

It seems any pic of her is a hot picture, she's stunning, yowsers!!!

Im posting pics but they are not hot th

modesty...wonderful.

all hot girls have to lie and pretend they dont know how hot they are. It's so cute to play dumb :P

...im am totally speechless,thanks guys

thats how i felt when i saw your pics, Ok, im done with the sweet talk, i think its starting to sound pathetic

5th amendment.

I think BKK is the best actress yet.

I didnt know I was a actress,whoo whoo! baby Im a star! yay!

well as for today I am still washing every thing in site thanks to the skunk that got both my dogs this weekend,I even missed work 'cause I cant take the smell and bought almost a hundred dollars worth of of cleaning supplies,ack! maybe this isnt funny put I am already getting calls by people making fun of me

okay like I said I am taking over this thread ...thought this was funny...
after my skunk mishap I have been washing everything like crazy nothing seems to help,so I went to yet another pet store for advice and they told me to wash every thing in vinegar & water massingill,wtf,so I looked it up on-line and sure enough its true,so I cleaned out the grocery store of every box they had.
so I threw about 15 bottles of douche on the counter and the poor cashier looked at me like I was the nastiest chick she ever seen!! it was so funny all the ppl around were just staring at me I wanted to disappear! well its funny to me now any way..thank god

my pants kinda fell down

how do they kinda fall down,were you in public?

yes actually i was
and i was flirting with this guy
and well my fly sumhow became undone and went i bent over they kinda slipped but thank god i have quick reflexes

if you were flirting he may have thought you did it on purpose! then thats not a bad thing at all huh?

not bad i did get a number but i dont just give it away

haha well thats not what I thought haha

if you think thats giving it away u should see wat i keep for later

thought I would pop in here and state that your hot bkk, but you already know my standing on that

Blue you are to sweet for words! miss ya!

roface