QUEEQ'S CLOUD CAR BAR (BESPIN)
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queeq
Okay Gundy, start cooking. I'll start cleaning the place up. Everything must be spit-spot and the food must be great when all the guests arrive.
I'm off for a sec to meet with Lando, he tries to raise the rent already. But I have my pic of Vader, hopefully that will lead the negotiations into the right direction: that he'll be paying ME for being around.

Gundark
Yes, here I am!!!!!!! (starts unpacking) Hmmm....I seem to be missing a thermal detonator. queeq, that ugnaught smell has got to go !

Ushgarak
(Ushgarak is trying to pilot the somewhat damaged Tarkin Escape Shuttle to the bar)
"Yeah... I'm TRYING to reach a man named QUEEQ"...
phinney6
Phinney picks up the intercome to ush's ship. "Oh ush THANK GOD you made it, have my security guards being trouble to you???
Ushgarak
I DO seem to have these ridiculous Cloud Cars firing at me..
phinney6
I just told them to stop. Do u know if RC and Dim made it??? What about the ship I had set up for you guys, why didn't you take it??
Ushgarak
Tricky to tell about RC and Dim... and I knew that your ship wasn't really suitable for carrying Edna's stuff... I needed something disposbale
(Lands)
phinney6
Rush to the landing platfrom to greet Ush. "Did you get in any trouble while getting over here." Those people in the cloud cars were not my security, but lando's. All of the security is set up here.
Ushgarak
Yeah, I understand that Lando's men are a tad trigger happy...
phinney6
Yah my men are just around the bar, so is edna alright.
Ushgarak
I THINK so. It must be some kind of weird Witch thing. That whole CLone thing shook her up.
phinney6
ahh queeq, Lando is at the door syaing that you had a meeting with him. Do you know what he is talking about??. I must get back to tending the bar while finti is gone.
queeq
Give him a drink, I'll be right there. First I have to meet a 'friend' of mine.
*walks down the landing pad to meet Ushgarak*
Why you miserable, no good scoundrel. You have a lot of nerve showing up here after what you pulled.
phinney6
*gives drink to Lando*
Queeq calm down we don't want a fight. it is not good for buisness

Ushgarak
(Points at himself, innocently)
phinney6
Watchs with exitment
Ushgarak
(Takes up defensive pose as Queeq approaches...)
phinney6
waits with baited breathe.
Ushgarak
(Getting arm cramp because Queeq may not be back on-line until tomorrow)
ratcat
*Jadesfire emerges for Hyperspace and heads for the surface. Taking a leisurely arc around the underbelly of Cloud City, RC bring the ship up and across the surface to gracefully set down next to Ushgaraks shuttle.*
Now.... What IS Ush up to?
*Picks up Dim and heads for the exit ramp. Carrying Dim across the landing pad, a quick slight of the hand locks the docking ramp firmly closed, thus preventing even the most determined, or delusional from entering the ship.*
Can't stop, this one needs to visit the infirmary... She could be out of it for days.
*Drops Dim off at the infirmary, then leaves to start exploring.*
Ushgarak
(Still holding pose, speaks out of corner of mouth...)
Hi, RC...
phinney6
RC thank god you made it. I thought you and Dim got caught up in the mess
ratcat
#Looks like you need a hand#
*Looks out of window and sees queeq striding up to Ush with serious purpose.*
*queeq ducks, as if to deliver a vicious upcut. Ush parries, but there is now blow there.*
*Then queeqs face spreads into a broad grin and he grabs Ush in a friendly bearhug*
Hmmm, wonder what that was all about?
Ushgarak
THANKYOU, RC... I'll come in now...
phinney6
Cleans up a little bit of the place. "I am serving as bartender until finti gets here, so which one of you wants a drink?
ratcat
Pleasure....

Ushgarak
I;d better not until I am sure that Edna is ok...
ratcat
sic!
I think she took the journey a little rough, poor love. Appears to be a bit poorly now.

phinney6
*hands RC drink*
"So RC did you meet any rebel ships on your way here?"
ratcat
Not a one I'm afraid, though there was this strangely familiar frieghter...
phinney6
ohh What did it look like??
Ushgarak
What IS it with that thing? Seems to be everywhere...
phinney6
So, DO you guys have any idea where finti is???
ratcat
Well, it appears to have a tracking eacon under the hull that looks like one of mine... Strange.
Ushgarak
None, I am afraid...
ratcat
I think I'd better shut that thing off.
*Hits remote on belt*
phinney6
Oh. I picked something up an the scanner that talked about finding the Millinuem Falcon. Is that it?
Ushgarak
Sounds like a pile of junk to me...
ratcat
She is. Did you know, it's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
Ushgarak
Now, if only we knew what they meant by 'parsec'...
phinney6
WOW!!! Hope it doesn't come here.\, I heard the crew is quite dangerous
ratcat
Apparently, she can make point 5 past lightspeed.
Ushgarak
I wish I knew what THAT meant as well...
queeq
If only we knew what .5 past lightspeed is or whether they use different engines for sublight and lightspeed.
ratcat
DO I have to think of everything.....
Ushgarak
Do you think Han uses Mandalorian Parsecs, Queeq?
queeq
No, undoubtedly the Corellian, since he is Correlian himself.
ratcat
Don't be silly, he uses Correlian Parsecs.
Ushgarak
We REALLY should go and mess that board up more, Queeq...
ratcat
What board are you gonna mess up?
Ushgarak
Aussie Sabre guy's MAD forum. I played the straight guy as Queeq spouted all sorts of pseudo nonsense there. No-one called his bluff...
queeq
Yes we should. We have to pick a nice thread though. Maybe we can get them mad this time.
ratcat
Post the URL or PM me, I need to check this out sometime.
phinney6
So queeq did you and Lando come to an agreement?
Ushgarak
It's a mad, mad place...
ratcat
OK, I get the idea. URL Please.
queeq
And dangerous too. Nasty people with nasty attitudes, very sensitive so one has to play carefully.
Oh Lando... I forgot all about him. Thanks, Phin.
*runs off to meet Lando*
ratcat
*Gives up and goes exploring.*
phinney6
cool what is the url
Ushgarak
Main site is
http://www.synicon.com.au/sw/
The forums are
http://pub26.ezboard.com/bbobsstarwarsstuff
Queeq and I messed with the sublight engines one (though earlier on you will see me discussing it more seriously)
ratcat
Something to do in my lunchbreak tomorrow.
phinney6
when are ya gonna go there again??
queeq
Wonderful place. You can say anything you like as long as it sounds very intelligent and you have sources to back it up. Even if the sources don't exist.

ratcat
No wonder Ush loves it...
Ushgarak
That's the cunning part. You have to look at the main site first, though- read the Sabre section. Then you know what this guy is all about. Now, he hardly ever posts on the forum himself, but all the people who do WORSHIP him. Well, most of them.
phinney6
when are ya going there again
queeq
I dunno. I let Ush pick a thread, but not tonight.
Ushgarak
Check the main site out, Phinney,. For all his madness, his sabre section is VERY good.
BTW, if you spell it 'saber' on his forum, it is censored...
ratcat
We should go en-masse one night.
phinney6
where is the sabre section
queeq
I dunno. It's more fun if it's subtle. If we all come in, it looks like an invasion. The trick is to get their o so serious responses and chuckle.
Ushgarak
Go to the main siter, as I pointed, and go to the
Lightsabres- Fighting techniques section.
Though it is much more than just that. It is VERY big.
He has a good (and totally over-the-top) analysis of the Trade Federation Army as well.
ratcat
Oh well, Luch time tomoorw it is then....
queeq
It's good for some info and many great laughs. Be prepared to be amazed.
ratcat
*Goes to bed to prepare self.*
queeq
*rings little bell * Goodniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Ushgarak
He has LOADS of stuff, it just goes on and on... I recommend those two I said, and the Midi-chlorians section. If you don'thave time, just the sabres.
ratcat
Zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz
phinney6
I dont like how he prtrayed Obi-wan as a klutz and a mess up, I didn't like that part of the sabre section. Tomorrow in 18 hours! I am from america, and dont get back until my 3 oclock
Ushgarak
To be fair, he DOES do a counter-argument as well. No denying that Obi-Wan's fighting style was a tad clumsy...
phinney6
Yah it was! Ummm where is that counter section?? What time is it in your country right now? It is 6.30 Pm in my home
Ushgarak
11:40 here.
One of the last pages is 'In defence of Ewan McGregor'
phinney6
I will be here to go to the other forum at 8.00 on your time and 3.00 in mine
Ushgarak
Well, be careful there.
RC- if you read this in time-PLEASE look at the nutter's Trade Federation section. He has this involved section on how computer networks work...you're the computer guy, I'd like you to give a critical appraisal, if you;d be so kind...
phinney6
I am not the computer guy, and what do you want done.
phinney6
Oh sorry I didn't see that you were talking to RC about being the computer guy!
Ushgarak
No problem! You should take a look anyway. Think he is mad yet?
phinney6
Pinney lands. Ok queeq I will set up the security guards, and I will help with setting up the chairs and things, I hope they made/
Gundark
Well I checked out a little bit...need more time. Where's finti ? I want that jukebox cranked up. (sprays ugnaught repellent around)
queeq
Yep, me too. Maybe you can tend bar until finti arrives.
phinney6
Finti is not here yet and I am taking his job for now, Goes to crank up music.
Ushgarak
He's keen, isn't he?
queeq
Keen and adequate. Phinney is quite an asset.
Gundark
I believe he turned quicker than any of your apprentices, dear master.
Now where's the torture chamber ?
queeq
Right next to your office, dear. I didn't decorate it yet though, I left the honours to you.
Gundark
Oh dear phinney, that was a compliment, meaning you turned to follow queeq's evil chaotic ways so quickly !
And I'm not going to torture you, just want to see where Vader does his "thing".

queeq
Gundy, feel free to use it a bit. You can pick any Ughnaut you like to ...errr.... test the apparatus.

Gundark
Well at least have the ugnaught de-funkified before I get hold of him.

queeq
De-funkify? Can I do that without killing it?
Dim
Yes..just give him a bath.

Ushgarak
Right then, that's all my stuff moved in...
Blimey, it's high up here...
Where do we put Edna's stuff?
phinney6
There is a spare office near mine ush, you could put edna's stuff there if you like, My office is ready to ush
Ushgarak
I hope you know what you are letting yourself in for there, Phinney...
phinney6
I never said I was turning sith. I am a person with jedi skills that are on niether side. I have friends from both and I swore to protect queeq anyway.
Ushgarak
I'm sure, However, what I meant was the wisdom involved in letting Edna's stuff in there...
phinney6
Oh!

We will keep it there until we have her office ready.
Ushgarak
Very brave of you. Hope you have insurance...
phinney6
Turns on super tv, which gets every channel across the universe. "Awsome wrestling is on!"
(As myself I am wrestling's biggest fan)
ratcat
*Escorts Dim back to the infirmary*
I don't want to see you out of there until Tuesday. You need to recover.
Gundark
Hey Dim, I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Ushgarak
Star Wars wrestling... that would be VERY odd...
phinney6
You can gladly pay me for the sandwich right now and I will give Dim her money

ratcat
*Locks door on infirmary*
She'll be out on Tuesday, or maybe Wednesday. Depends on 2-1B.
Ushgarak
She'd better be ready to role-play, when she comes out...
phinney6
Yaeh I want ot get going on that
ratcat
Dunno, you'd better ask her.. Oh wait, you can't!!!

Ushgarak
D'oh!
Might get the start of that done tonight. Not too much can happen without the input of the Dark Side, though...
ratcat
She'll be back, in 5 or 6 days time. Maybe sooner, who knows... Like I said, depends on what 2-1B says.
Gundark
Well I can tell ya right now what TooOneBee is gonna say. Bacta.
Ushgarak
Bacta bacta bacta... all we ever here. Edna is more sophisticated...
phinney6
*looks at gundy* "you wanted a sandwich??"
phinney6
Are you going to torture me??
queeq
Not me. I'd never do that do a loyal employee like you. Woudn't even think of it, no sirreee.
Gundy might, though.

phinney6
What did she me I turned qiuker before any others???
Ushgarak
(Unpacking Edna's stuff, nervously...)
finti
Weekend is here and this one I`m not working yahoooooo "are you an angel"
Glen dagobah and milkshakes, from sane Norwegian cows of course, all around.
Drinks are on Queeq as usual in the weekends

keokiswahine
*pssst, Dim, over here, by the window*
*raises window, helps Dim out, escapes with Dim*

queeq
Well well, look who finally got her title. Congrats, Keo.
Gundark
phinney, where is the tomato for my sandwich ?
nice title keo. Fits you well. Hehehe.
Give me a double, finti, would you ? Thanks.

mechmoggy
And one for me too please. Fancy a drinking competition Gundy? I must warn you though, my friskyness and cheakyness are directly related to how much alcohol I consume.

ratcat
Hmmm, looks like Keo needs a trip to the psych ward.
*Escorts Dim back to the Infirmary where TooOneBee has a nice warm Bacta tank waiting for her.*
Apparently she'll need a 3 or 4 more days in there before she can talk to nyone.
*Takes Keo to oneside*
Now Keo, I'm sure we all want the best for Dim, so I suggest you let her recuperate. She'll be back up and about in her own good time.
finti
You couldnt handle my job PH6

Besides tending the bar and guard the jukebox I have to keep queeq on a leach so he doesnt take off. And a Dutch boy who takes off is a nasty sight, they get dizzy in an altitude of 5 inches.

ratcat
On a leach huh? Sounds like a bit of a blood sucker to me....

Ushgarak
Well, that's Edna's stuff unpacked...
Keo, there is a small bat and a skeleton wandering around your office. Also your desk has turned into something unpleasant.
And I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Edna doesn't like her stuff disturbed.
Nice of you to offer, though.
phinney6
*Hands gundy the biggest tomatoe* there ya go. walks from the bar and takes back his positon as the security head. *Sits down next to gundy* Hey keo can I have a sandwich.
Ushgarak
(Holding the door to Phinney's door shut)
Nothing to see here, folks... walk on by...
phinney6
So ush is the room of satisfaction??
Ushgarak
It's EXCELLENT, Phinney, couldn't be better.
I think I'll just stay by the door for a LITTLE longer, though...
phinney6
Good idea. Do you want me to put a padlock on it that only me, you ,and edna know?
Ushgarak
I THINK a padlock would be a little inadequate.
ratcat
I know how it feels.
phinney6
ok no problem. How about a couple of guards
Ushgarak
Um... no point wasting guards...
ratcat
How about drinks Mr. Plod?
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