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Okay Gundy, start cooking. I'll start cleaning the place up. Everything must be spit-spot and the food must be great when all the guests arrive.

I'm off for a sec to meet with Lando, he tries to raise the rent already. But I have my pic of Vader, hopefully that will lead the negotiations into the right direction: that he'll be paying ME for being around.

Yes, here I am!!!!!!! (starts unpacking) Hmmm....I seem to be missing a thermal detonator. queeq, that ugnaught smell has got to go !

No problem queeq

No problem queeq

(Ushgarak is trying to pilot the somewhat damaged Tarkin Escape Shuttle to the bar)

"Yeah... I'm TRYING to reach a man named QUEEQ"...

Phinney picks up the intercome to ush's ship. "Oh ush THANK GOD you made it, have my security guards being trouble to you???

I DO seem to have these ridiculous Cloud Cars firing at me..

I just told them to stop. Do u know if RC and Dim made it??? What about the ship I had set up for you guys, why didn't you take it??

Tricky to tell about RC and Dim... and I knew that your ship wasn't really suitable for carrying Edna's stuff... I needed something disposbale

(Lands)

Rush to the landing platfrom to greet Ush. "Did you get in any trouble while getting over here." Those people in the cloud cars were not my security, but lando's. All of the security is set up here.

Yeah, I understand that Lando's men are a tad trigger happy...

Yah my men are just around the bar, so is edna alright.

I THINK so. It must be some kind of weird Witch thing. That whole CLone thing shook her up.

ahh queeq, Lando is at the door syaing that you had a meeting with him. Do you know what he is talking about??. I must get back to tending the bar while finti is gone.

Give him a drink, I'll be right there. First I have to meet a 'friend' of mine.

*walks down the landing pad to meet Ushgarak*

Why you miserable, no good scoundrel. You have a lot of nerve showing up here after what you pulled.

*gives drink to Lando*

Queeq calm down we don't want a fight. it is not good for buisness

(Points at himself, innocently)

Watchs with exitment

(Takes up defensive pose as Queeq approaches...)

waits with baited breathe.

(Getting arm cramp because Queeq may not be back on-line until tomorrow)

*Jadesfire emerges for Hyperspace and heads for the surface. Taking a leisurely arc around the underbelly of Cloud City, RC bring the ship up and across the surface to gracefully set down next to Ushgaraks shuttle.*

Now.... What IS Ush up to?

*Picks up Dim and heads for the exit ramp. Carrying Dim across the landing pad, a quick slight of the hand locks the docking ramp firmly closed, thus preventing even the most determined, or delusional from entering the ship.*

Can't stop, this one needs to visit the infirmary... She could be out of it for days.

*Drops Dim off at the infirmary, then leaves to start exploring.*

(Still holding pose, speaks out of corner of mouth...)

Hi, RC...

RC thank god you made it. I thought you and Dim got caught up in the mess

#Looks like you need a hand#

*Looks out of window and sees queeq striding up to Ush with serious purpose.*

*queeq ducks, as if to deliver a vicious upcut. Ush parries, but there is now blow there.*

*Then queeqs face spreads into a broad grin and he grabs Ush in a friendly bearhug*

Hmmm, wonder what that was all about?

THANKYOU, RC... I'll come in now...

Cleans up a little bit of the place. "I am serving as bartender until finti gets here, so which one of you wants a drink?

Pleasure....

I;d better not until I am sure that Edna is ok...

sic!

I think she took the journey a little rough, poor love. Appears to be a bit poorly now.

*hands RC drink*

"So RC did you meet any rebel ships on your way here?"

Not a one I'm afraid, though there was this strangely familiar frieghter...

ohh What did it look like??

What IS it with that thing? Seems to be everywhere...

So, DO you guys have any idea where finti is???

Well, it appears to have a tracking eacon under the hull that looks like one of mine... Strange.

None, I am afraid...

I think I'd better shut that thing off.

*Hits remote on belt*

Oh. I picked something up an the scanner that talked about finding the Millinuem Falcon. Is that it?

Sounds like a pile of junk to me...

She is. Did you know, it's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

Now, if only we knew what they meant by 'parsec'...

WOW!!! Hope it doesn't come here.\, I heard the crew is quite dangerous

Apparently, she can make point 5 past lightspeed.

I wish I knew what THAT meant as well...

If only we knew what .5 past lightspeed is or whether they use different engines for sublight and lightspeed.

DO I have to think of everything.....

Do you think Han uses Mandalorian Parsecs, Queeq?

No, undoubtedly the Corellian, since he is Correlian himself.

Don't be silly, he uses Correlian Parsecs.

We REALLY should go and mess that board up more, Queeq...

What board are you gonna mess up?

Aussie Sabre guy's MAD forum. I played the straight guy as Queeq spouted all sorts of pseudo nonsense there. No-one called his bluff...

Yes we should. We have to pick a nice thread though. Maybe we can get them mad this time.

Post the URL or PM me, I need to check this out sometime.

So queeq did you and Lando come to an agreement?

It's a mad, mad place...

OK, I get the idea. URL Please.

And dangerous too. Nasty people with nasty attitudes, very sensitive so one has to play carefully.

Oh Lando... I forgot all about him. Thanks, Phin.

*runs off to meet Lando*

*Gives up and goes exploring.*

cool what is the url

Main site is
http://www.synicon.com.au/sw/

The forums are
http://pub26.ezboard.com/bbobsstarwarsstuff

Queeq and I messed with the sublight engines one (though earlier on you will see me discussing it more seriously)

Something to do in my lunchbreak tomorrow.

when are ya gonna go there again??

Wonderful place. You can say anything you like as long as it sounds very intelligent and you have sources to back it up. Even if the sources don't exist.

No wonder Ush loves it...

That's the cunning part. You have to look at the main site first, though- read the Sabre section. Then you know what this guy is all about. Now, he hardly ever posts on the forum himself, but all the people who do WORSHIP him. Well, most of them.

when are ya going there again

I dunno. I let Ush pick a thread, but not tonight.

Check the main site out, Phinney,. For all his madness, his sabre section is VERY good.

BTW, if you spell it 'saber' on his forum, it is censored...

We should go en-masse one night.

where is the sabre section

I dunno. It's more fun if it's subtle. If we all come in, it looks like an invasion. The trick is to get their o so serious responses and chuckle.

Go to the main siter, as I pointed, and go to the

Lightsabres- Fighting techniques section.

Though it is much more than just that. It is VERY big.

He has a good (and totally over-the-top) analysis of the Trade Federation Army as well.

Oh well, Luch time tomoorw it is then....

It's good for some info and many great laughs. Be prepared to be amazed.

*Goes to bed to prepare self.*

*rings little bell * Goodniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

He has LOADS of stuff, it just goes on and on... I recommend those two I said, and the Midi-chlorians section. If you don'thave time, just the sabres.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz

I dont like how he prtrayed Obi-wan as a klutz and a mess up, I didn't like that part of the sabre section. Tomorrow in 18 hours! I am from america, and dont get back until my 3 oclock

To be fair, he DOES do a counter-argument as well. No denying that Obi-Wan's fighting style was a tad clumsy...

Yah it was! Ummm where is that counter section?? What time is it in your country right now? It is 6.30 Pm in my home

11:40 here.

One of the last pages is 'In defence of Ewan McGregor'

I will be here to go to the other forum at 8.00 on your time and 3.00 in mine

Well, be careful there.

RC- if you read this in time-PLEASE look at the nutter's Trade Federation section. He has this involved section on how computer networks work...you're the computer guy, I'd like you to give a critical appraisal, if you;d be so kind...

I am not the computer guy, and what do you want done.

Oh sorry I didn't see that you were talking to RC about being the computer guy!

No problem! You should take a look anyway. Think he is mad yet?

Pinney lands. Ok queeq I will set up the security guards, and I will help with setting up the chairs and things, I hope they made/

Well I checked out a little bit...need more time. Where's finti ? I want that jukebox cranked up. (sprays ugnaught repellent around)

Yep, me too. Maybe you can tend bar until finti arrives.

Finti is not here yet and I am taking his job for now, Goes to crank up music.

He's keen, isn't he?

Yes, very...

Keen and adequate. Phinney is quite an asset.

I believe he turned quicker than any of your apprentices, dear master.

Now where's the torture chamber ?

Right next to your office, dear. I didn't decorate it yet though, I left the honours to you.

Oh dear phinney, that was a compliment, meaning you turned to follow queeq's evil chaotic ways so quickly !

And I'm not going to torture you, just want to see where Vader does his "thing".

Gundy, feel free to use it a bit. You can pick any Ughnaut you like to ...errr.... test the apparatus.

Well at least have the ugnaught de-funkified before I get hold of him.

De-funkify? Can I do that without killing it?

Yes..just give him a bath.

Right then, that's all my stuff moved in...

Blimey, it's high up here...

Where do we put Edna's stuff?

There is a spare office near mine ush, you could put edna's stuff there if you like, My office is ready to ush

I hope you know what you are letting yourself in for there, Phinney...

I never said I was turning sith. I am a person with jedi skills that are on niether side. I have friends from both and I swore to protect queeq anyway.

I'm sure, However, what I meant was the wisdom involved in letting Edna's stuff in there...

Oh! We will keep it there until we have her office ready.

Very brave of you. Hope you have insurance...

Turns on super tv, which gets every channel across the universe. "Awsome wrestling is on!"

(As myself I am wrestling's biggest fan)

*Escorts Dim back to the infirmary*

I don't want to see you out of there until Tuesday. You need to recover.

Hey Dim, I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.

Star Wars wrestling... that would be VERY odd...

You can gladly pay me for the sandwich right now and I will give Dim her money

*Locks door on infirmary*

She'll be out on Tuesday, or maybe Wednesday. Depends on 2-1B.

She'd better be ready to role-play, when she comes out...

Yaeh I want ot get going on that

Dunno, you'd better ask her.. Oh wait, you can't!!!

D'oh!

Might get the start of that done tonight. Not too much can happen without the input of the Dark Side, though...

I hope she can

She'll be back, in 5 or 6 days time. Maybe sooner, who knows... Like I said, depends on what 2-1B says.

Can't wait

Well I can tell ya right now what TooOneBee is gonna say. Bacta.

Bacta bacta bacta... all we ever here. Edna is more sophisticated...

*looks at gundy* "you wanted a sandwich??"

Are you going to torture me??

Not me. I'd never do that do a loyal employee like you. Woudn't even think of it, no sirreee.

Gundy might, though.

What did she me I turned qiuker before any others???

Oh........ nuttin'.

(Unpacking Edna's stuff, nervously...)

Weekend is here and this one I`m not working yahoooooo "are you an angel"
Glen dagobah and milkshakes, from sane Norwegian cows of course, all around.
Drinks are on Queeq as usual in the weekends

*pssst, Dim, over here, by the window*
*raises window, helps Dim out, escapes with Dim*

Well well, look who finally got her title. Congrats, Keo.

phinney, where is the tomato for my sandwich ?

nice title keo. Fits you well. Hehehe.



Give me a double, finti, would you ? Thanks.

And one for me too please. Fancy a drinking competition Gundy? I must warn you though, my friskyness and cheakyness are directly related to how much alcohol I consume.

Hmmm, looks like Keo needs a trip to the psych ward.

*Escorts Dim back to the Infirmary where TooOneBee has a nice warm Bacta tank waiting for her.*

Apparently she'll need a 3 or 4 more days in there before she can talk to nyone.

*Takes Keo to oneside*

Now Keo, I'm sure we all want the best for Dim, so I suggest you let her recuperate. She'll be back up and about in her own good time.

You couldnt handle my job PH6 Besides tending the bar and guard the jukebox I have to keep queeq on a leach so he doesnt take off. And a Dutch boy who takes off is a nasty sight, they get dizzy in an altitude of 5 inches.

On a leach huh? Sounds like a bit of a blood sucker to me....

Well, that's Edna's stuff unpacked...

Keo, there is a small bat and a skeleton wandering around your office. Also your desk has turned into something unpleasant.

And I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Edna doesn't like her stuff disturbed.

Nice of you to offer, though.

*Hands gundy the biggest tomatoe* there ya go. walks from the bar and takes back his positon as the security head. *Sits down next to gundy* Hey keo can I have a sandwich.

(Holding the door to Phinney's door shut)

Nothing to see here, folks... walk on by...

So ush is the room of satisfaction??

It's EXCELLENT, Phinney, couldn't be better.

I think I'll just stay by the door for a LITTLE longer, though...

Good idea. Do you want me to put a padlock on it that only me, you ,and edna know?

I THINK a padlock would be a little inadequate.

I know how it feels.

ok no problem. How about a couple of guards

Um... no point wasting guards...

How about drinks Mr. Plod?