What's the worst way to die?

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Rogue Jedi
if you had to choose, what would be the worst way to die?

LanceWindu
slow and painful or a decaptation or my body being completely squished with guts all over the place.

Rogue Jedi
i think being eaten alive by a 20 foot great white would suck hard.

ragesRemorse
being burned alive, thats worst way to go

BackFire349
drowning, burned, eaten alive

must_kill_Santa
drowned burnt or sufficated

frootlooplucy
eaten alive by miniature dinosaurs.
or, apart from that, drowning or falling from a great height.

must_kill_Santa
i dont think the is a worst way to die its all good in the end

finti
burried alive must suck

must_kill_Santa
yeah but did you hear bout that guy who got caught in a grinder at work and survived coz someone pulled him out he said when he was in (just) he felt total bliss

Nivvy
Worst way......

By the hand of someone you trusted...

must_kill_Santa
why they would do it qwickly

Baylin
Any way thats slow would be an awfull way to go! A quick death with no suffering would be my choice!

must_kill_Santa
like everyone else

Roach
well im goin with nivvy to be die at the hand of someone u trusted and too be burned alive... i dont know wot tht feels like but i have a relation who died in the very same way.

must_kill_Santa
bummer

clispin
decaptitated by ill tempered mutated see bass

must_kill_Santa
you like austin powers to much

Celsius
Deffinately burned to death, Or drowning. I also eard that being shot in the gut is one of the most painfull ways to die.

CandyKoRn
shot in the stomach...
being burnt alive.. drowning/suffocating.
I think falling from a great height wouldn't be so bad, if you fell high enough you'd die before you reached the bottom..

Celsius
Yeah. I hear your heart just shuts down. sad

CandyKoRn
from the shock and pressure...

Celsius
Yeah. Not like a heart attack. It just stops.

CandyKoRn
which means it's less painful.. which is why I wouldn't mind that.

must_kill_Santa
i always dream of dying *mental note go go psykyatrist*
and i usually get shot in the gut

clispin
too right lol Happy Dance
AUSTIN POWERS HE'S THE MAAAAN FOR YOU! lol
"you are hairy...like animal"
"Grrr baby very grrr"

ragesRemorse
skinned alive, with a rusty knife, and having vinegar poured all over your bloody skinless body, then a little kerosine and maybe some one could light a match and the rest is up in smoke that would be pretty horrible

clispin
mixing arsenic with alcohol so it burns your insides out then you get eaten by german shepherds that ahve gone mad but then your bones get eaten by ill tempered mutated sea bass

OR

dying during maths. DUN DUN DUN

ragesRemorse
vodka and gatorade willkill anyone dont let liquor get in the blood stream, feels like acid

diegocala
I have that very problem!! eek! I have too much blood running through my alcohol stream

ragesRemorse
well a trip to captain morgans parrot bay can fix that problem anytime its a sweet vacation

diegocala
That stuff is CRAP!

pablo007
Getting burned, drowned or electrocuted.

ragesRemorse
yeah alchoholics always talk like harde moon shine kills thembrain cells faster and quicker right, thats the way to go. cuz i can drink liqur and alchohol but 101 is always a party favorite. and it doesnt even taste. dont know why people say it burns, but i likes a 100 banna's

h0ck3yh0rr0r
death from dehydration. need water.

diegocala
I heard drinking a lot can directly effect your spelling and grammer, but that is jus wha i herd in da papers ever morn so maynot b tru i do now

ragesRemorse
yes. Thats whats alchohol does to the brain. It effects speach impedaments, memory loss, and death to the senses. So if true Alchoholics cant handle there liquor, Or the sarcasim that follows intoxication. Such as grammer slurrs in the actuall writing of a post. Then That reader is by fault Drunken and read with knowledge under the table.

crazy_c
Going on the highest rollercoaster in the world and the cart your in falls off the track.........eeeeeeeep!! eek!

Another_Smithy
Have any of you read that story by Edga Allen Poe, the Mask of Antillago or something along those lines of the title? That would suck if you died like that.

ragesRemorse
what if that roller coaster fell into a building, hosting an annual fun free ride day for retards. In the very same amuesment park? That would suck

diegocala
i like the short bus

Killer
drowning

silver_tears
i think its falling into like a newpaper printing press messed like in the mask messed

eggmayo
what would you say is the worst way to die?

i would say:
hunger
drowning
burnt
strangled

Sun Ce
i would say having acid poured onto your body and melting u no expression

naybean
being burnt. hangings pretty awful too but burnings got to be the worst cos it takes so long.....

Canadian Moose
Being shot by a hunter...

Peeves-04
having ur head chopped off slowly with a hack saw

caffeine_fiend
drowning/suffocating - its supposed to be really peaceful but i dont see how suffocating is peaceful!

amity75
What a morbid thread! But I'd have to go for the beheading. Or being made to watch all your organs being pulled out while still alive.

naybean
o ye - hung drawn n quatered, thatd b pretty nasty

big gay kirk
The worst way to die is weak and lying in bed... with your finger- and toenails uncut.... that would be awful... I have nightmares that I'm in hospital, and dying, and cannot communicate, and no-one helps me cut my nails and stand up to die....

Mr Zero
online with your pants down.

Rachel Riddle
everything that's really painful is of course not so pleasant
something cut.... fear

suffocating and drowning... *shiver* scared
but i heard too, that it's supposed to be rather pleasant.... but i can't imagine and how to prove that? What the f**k?

imagine to wake up inside a coffin..... stick out tongue

Linkalicious
Worst way to die?

While you're traveling with your family, you get into a car accident, and get knocked out cold, you come back to consciousness to find your wife and two children dead in the car as a result of the crash.

Hours later you die alone, in a hospital bed....with only your conscience to eat away at you.

Rachel Riddle
fear

yea, that sounds like fun......

Rachel Riddle
or being killed by someone you really hate! and your helpless and you watch that person seeing you suffer....

ok, that's not sop probable for most of us i hope, but..... who knows scared

stick out tongue

sniper
worst way?
you're shirtless, restrained, there's a wooden bow on your stomach, inside that box is a rat.

the bottom of the box is removed, the rat is now sitting on your stomach, still trapped in the box.

the box is lit on fire, the rat digs its way out... through you

MonkeyNipples
having ur feet put in a cement mix then having it dry then have ur murderer put scuba gear on u and have an air tank the dropping u into the deepest part of the ocean that way u survive all the way down to about 1 mile uder the sea then u implode which means that u basiclly get crushed to ddeath i mean its supposed to be long and painful

§pearhead
getting each of your limbs chopped off, watching your family die, then getting your eyes gouged out, and staying there for days, starving...and your last meal has parasites in it that you eat you from the inside...


I could make it worse stick out tongue

Rachel Riddle
yea, you can imagine the worst things...and it can always get worse... erm

but more fun it would be to imagine your enemies die rather than yourself.... dev

eggmayo
i thought of the worst.... being chained to floor in tank and having ants poured onto you

darkcrown
Getting your wrist vain cut open. I lived through that somehow though! stick out tongue

eggmayo
you can only die from slitting your wrists if your in a warm bath, cos otherwise the blood will congeal and the cut will scab over

Vampy
all the slow painful stuff...

i'd personally like to have my head cut off smile

SeptemberRain
the worst way to die would be to die alone

sniper
i like my flaming rat box senario... i know a few people i'd like to do that to

eggmayo
do it!
btw was that in a sherlock holmes novel?

dave123
anyone seen se7en?

sniper
not as far as i know

Vampy
*gulp* me...


sloth?

dave123
if that's the one that took a year to die, then that's pretty shitty

Vampy
yes it was.. gluttony was bad too.

dave123
they were all bad stick out tongue except envy

eggmayo
was gluttony where he made him eat his own flesh?

Vampy
nah... wrath was weird but not that scary

pride though...


gluttony was where he made him eat until he blew up

Rachel Riddle
yummy.....




stick out tongue

eggmayo
oh right... i only saw a small bit of that film

dave123
wrath didn't die stick out tongue

Vampy
that's why it wasn't scary

so waht that they found his wife's head i a box. who cares?

eggmayo
i should watch the film. it has kevin spacey in, and kevin spacey rocks.

l!la
well,,,,,i think that any thing with alot of pain would be ....bad.

amity75
Being made to eat your own genitals would also be pretty bad.

eggmayo
:O yeah it would!

eggmayo
o no - i just thought of the worst thing ever... not a death, but *imagine this* PAPERCUT ON EYEBALL

Vampy
ouchy...

Master Revan
the worst i could think of is falling in a pool of fire ants or encrazed rats or falling off a building and splatting but your still alive long enough to see your limbs roll around.

eggmayo
papercut on eyeball!!!!

Vampy
stop :X

Master Revan
most painful would be a paper cut on your tongue.

eggmayo
no no - a papercut on your eyeball would hurt like hell and blind you

Vampy
actually cut me tongue with paper once...

Master Revan
yea but it will heal fast. or the sides of your mouth.

eggmayo
tongue would heal faster... and you wouldnt panic as much... you would be running around blind

heen68
Being burt alive.

powerfulone1987
I would have to say, being cut all over your body, and then after that, cut each limb of little by little until there's nothing left.

ladygrim
this thread is bloody morbid.....

MonkeyNipples
getting castrated with a rusty fish hook and no anestetic, then slowly becoming infected and die of gang green. not only would it hurt but it would suck!

WindDancer
Being mauled by a bunch of Discos Zombies.




Or the worst way to die is to listen to my jokes.

Elektra_lover
drowning/suffocating definatly

vaya_the_elf
Anything where you have to suffer for long period of time.

Zelda Lestat
I would have to say that the worst way to die is drowning. Especially after I saw 'The Ring'.

MonkeyNipples
being disected while being held alive

vaya_the_elf
sad Animals have the done to them a lot.

Zelda Lestat
that is sooooo feardotcom, *shivers*

MonkeyNipples
lol

vaya_the_elf
I know of the ways I want to die, but that would be a other topic stick out tongue

amity75
Locked in a room with nothing but Eminems music would be pretty grim as well.

MonkeyNipples
yes it would!

vaya_the_elf
What about having to watch teletubies for the rest of your life.

MonkeyNipples
well yes that too

Zelda Lestat
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MonkeyNipples
its ok she didnt say u had to its just a suggestion

Master Revan
what about bleeding to death very slowly or haveing to face the "kiss of the dragon".

MonkeyNipples
whats the"kiss of the dragon"

Master Revan
its very for bitten its a center point in the back of your neck just put a needle in it and the victim will be paralyzed standing but be able to speak what it does is it make all your blood rush to your head and don't come down if you remove it all the blood comes down to massively it come out of you ears,mouth,eyes,and nose than you die slow and painfuly.

mc pee pants
i would have to say being stabbed by a spoon.

Nazgulinthedark
for me the worst way to die would be being buryied alive cause im taphephobic

Zelda Lestat
you can stab someone with a spoon? the 'kiss of the dragon' thing actually sounds cool....yes, I know I'm insane, I dont need you guys to tell me that.

sonofasaiyan
I think being thrown in a vat of faeces, human and animal and drowning. Your corpse would be dragged out with waste in every orifice. sick laughing

Zelda Lestat
NASTY ALERT

Nazgulinthedark
sick yuck

sonofasaiyan
Do I win???

Zelda Lestat
pretty much, dude, pretty much........

sonofasaiyan
thumb up

.::Levi@than::.
lack of air...

Zelda Lestat
dieing in a concentration camp......

sonofasaiyan
Dieing a with a broken heart and spirit.

<<Solo>>
to hang yourself

Captain REX
laughing out loud

BackFire
While watching a reality show, instant hell worthy offense.

eggmayo
err... chronicles of riddick... kills a guy with a teacup... thats kinda not nice

kofmaster
burning is a fun way to die evil face

eggmayo
oh yeah... they pyro guy - t-bird from the crow
put in car with many explosives and threw incendiary grenade at his crotch not good. then when the cops found him he was 'fused to his car'

kofmaster
yes eric likes to blow things up no expression

eggmayo
big grin cant rain fire all the time

trolly_crouchjr
Which do ya think is the worst way to die...?
for me is being-
Buried alive ina coffin
Butchered alive
Slowly being crushed
Whatta bout you guys?Which do you think is the worst way to die?

LethalFemme
In this thread.ermm

trolly_crouchjr
Comon...

trolly_crouchjr
sad

Vinny Valentine
Being raped by K. Diddles.

Alliance
Originally posted by LethalFemme
In this thread.ermm

Spearhead
Burning alive
Starving to death
Dismemberment
Being crushed, I agree with that one
damn, I could think of a lot

KILLA420
castration fear

Marxman
Anything that takes time.

Strangelove
Being impaled sucks.

I know

It's happened to me ermm


I was in the war no expression

Spearhead
...and which war was this?

KILLA420
he s not badass enough to be in a war

Marxman
Originally posted by Strangelove
Being impaled sucks.

I know

It's happened to me ermm


I was in the war no expression

I knew a kid who was impaled by a lance at a track and field meet. Went right thru his shoulder and out his lower back. It was awesome.

KILLA420
Originally posted by Marxman
I knew a kid who was impaled by a lance at a track and field meet. Went right thru his shoulder and out his lower back. It was awesome.
you should change your username to Karl Marx

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