Weirdest ways to die

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Celsius
C'mon people. Now you can let your imagination run free laughing out loud. What strange death can you think up.

Being bitten to death by hungy mosquitos stick out tongue

must_kill_Santa
ripping off all your fingernails so you loose loads of blood

Celsius
Breathe to death! blink

must_kill_Santa
shot in the throat

Celsius
stabbed in the eye! Kicked in the nutts to death!

must_kill_Santa
****ed to death might be quite nice though

CandyKoRn
interesting....

I can't really think of anything weirder than that.. lol..

must_kill_Santa
well thats me for you #1 assasin

Celsius
Being eaten by a chihuahua!!!

must_kill_Santa
ahhh they are so cute talking to death i think my other one was the best

CandyKoRn
being shot up the arse crack... that'd be painful.. yowch..

must_kill_Santa
being shot up the **** OR THE ***** painful

CandyKoRn
didn't I just put that?

must_kill_Santa
nope try the other side

Celsius
Chocking on a mouthfull of fish guts!!!

CandyKoRn
who'd eat the guts anyway to choke on 'em?

must_kill_Santa
thats minging not wierd
getting so sun burnt you conbust

CandyKoRn
spontanious combustion is the weirdest scientifically, anyway.

must_kill_Santa
i no

CandyKoRn
that's "know"....

Ushgarak
Suicide caused by being shot with a shotgun that someone else was carrying whilst falling to your death.

That one is true.

must_kill_Santa
really wow kool and i no it is hun

Celsius
blink How does that happen? I think Ush gets the Trophy for today.

CandyKoRn
yea, it is..

heard of lavabot(sp?) flies.. they lay their lavea under your skin..

ewww... that'd suck.. then they all hatch... yuk..

must_kill_Santa
hey mine was better

Ushgarak
Not as bad as the penis fish... ugh...

Yeah, that one actually happened, I believe it has the record for world's weirdest suicide. It;s actually quite a complex story, but even though someone else shot him it was actually suicide.

must_kill_Santa
because he jumped to his own death

CandyKoRn
'cause he fell?

CandyKoRn
ah.. he got shot.. didn't die.. so he jumped to kill himself?

Ushgarak
No, the shot killed him.

Someone ask about the penis fish...

Celsius
Whats the penis fish?

CandyKoRn
I already know about it.

lol.

CandyKoRn
you don't wanna know, Celsius..

Ushgarak
Basically, the penis fish (not its ACTUAL name) is a tiny fish that exists down in South Amreica with VERY strong scales that are designed to flatten out when pushed one way, but lock solid when pulled the other.

The practical effect of which is that they can accidentally swim UP the penis when you are swimming in the river, but can't come out of it again without tearing out the inside lining.

Celsius
Yeah I do! big grin I like hearing about weird stuff.

Ushgarak
You have to go to the Doctor if you end up with one- tough I am not 100% sure what the Doc does. Certainly puts me off the medical profession.

Celsius
Ouch!. I've heard of those before. But what are the odds of them swimming up a penis?

Ushgarak
Well, it happens enough for Westerners to have heard about it and make 'penis fish' jokes...

Celsius
It swims up the urethra. So the operation is not that complex. Its cut at the base of the member and the fish taken out. Not to damaging.......the operation I mean.

Celsius
Thats pretty shoking.

Ushgarak
Oh, well NOW I feel FINE about it!

Celsius
Really? Thats what I'm here for. big grin stick out tongue


No but really. In the unlikely event of it happening, the operaithion is simple and no long term damage will be dome. big grin Dont worry Ush. I presume you dont plan to go swimming with them anyway, stick out tongue

CandyKoRn
lol....

kinda makes me happy to be a women.

must_kill_Santa
me too and happy that i live in England

ragesRemorse
being abducted by aliens, then breaking free of there restraints. and powering my way through alien big heads. with muscle and fist squashing there eyes big damn eyes with my big damn fists, then taking control of the big god damn mother ship, and powering it to the sun, i see a big red button so's is press the gig damn thing. and a giant damn boom happens and thens an laser goes twords the sun and it explodes into a supernova, destroying everyithing in the universe with a massive sonc universal nova boom. buts i got cuaght inside of the dying star which is our sun and it created a black hole which igots sucked into ands i travel in time through the worm hole 40 thousand light years before the sonic boom i created back to earth. ands the mother ship crashed. and i stumbled out of the damn thing with blood running all over me ands i realized whats i just caused and these peoples on this earth wouldnt know in 40 years our time the sun is going to implode and destroy us all, but then before i could warns anybody, i tripped over an alien body and fell on a peice of the broken aircraft and decapitated myself. oh big god damn mother frigger

CandyKoRn
lol.... that's good... interesting..

must_kill_Santa
cute
being thrown so high you go into space then your head explodes from the pressure

CandyKoRn
haha..



Blackholes freak me out....

must_kill_Santa
why their kool

CandyKoRn
being stretched into oblivion is cool?
nah.

ragesRemorse
wells if you can think of somthing weirder to die from of what i listed above, then i ll tell you the secret to life my dear friend, youknow another way to die would to drill a hole through the earth to the core and assuming there was no magma and burning lava lets just say there was nothing then, you jumped down into that hole the you would theaoreticaly float at the center of the earths core, due to the magnetisms of earths gravity. then you would be ripped apart from the inside out, like an implosion. NOw thats what i call weird AY smile

drizzt
HEY HEY
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drizzt
THAED SUCK

diegocala
bla, bla, bla

clispin
beaten to death with a stick.
No NO NO Laughed to deat
NO NO NO death by pork pies
NO NO NO death by maths

ok so your teach kills you because you're suddenly smarter than them.

diegocala
How about falling backwards on a proped-up broom stick

clispin
ok I have got one, your fishing one day and your about to cath a whoppe but suddenly this fish (or man in a fish suit whatever) jumps out of the lake and starts to force feed you chocolate until you get bigger and bigger until you explode!!!!!

diegocala
what end is he putting the chocolate in?

ragesRemorse
seems like your reaching now, you have to be master genious to be able to pull shit like this out of your ass, you take a gas pump shove it up your as* start pumping. untill it hits full. go into gas station and pay the bill walk back out, throwing up gasoline on everyone that you see. get in your car light a towel throw it into the puddle of gas that spilt everywhere while pumping you rown as* full of gas. and start driving not stoping for the horrific screams back at the gas station as it explodes. then drive your car as fast as you can, trying to out run the gas trail that is chasing you from the open gas tank. and find a nice old retirement home to cruise into. jump out screaming HAHAHHAHHAHA I am the gas man as the car explodes into a ball burining napalm fire . thats a pretty bad way to die. and they say drugs are bad

GambitEVOFan1
Listen to how ironic this story is, i was studying the holocaust i think junior year or sumthin neways i read that this guy made it all the way thru the holocaust, a year later or so on a jewish holiday he went to the store and when he came back there was some guy tryin to steal his car and so he went to stop the guy and the guy stabbed him to death. I would be rip shit if i made it all the way thru the holocaust and died because some guy was stealing me car!!

CandyKoRn
that sucks...

Sh*t happens...

tptmanno1
that sux
how bout sticking chopsticks up ur nose and falling on them so they ram into ur brain and u die
i read that somewhere, i think it was in an Orson Scott Card book
(he's a kool author)

CandyKoRn
y'know those straws ou get with cartons of juice (with pointed edges)
school kids chew on them during class here....

and once, a kid was sucking on one, whilst swinging on his chair...

the teacher pushed him so he'd stop 'swinging' and the kid slammed into the table (face first)
the straw went straight through to the back of his head...
Kid died ofcourse..
rather disturbing.. after hearing that, I stopped chewing the straws..

tptmanno1
i got the full story about the suicidal shotgun, and falling to death, thing that ush was talking about. anyone want me to post it

CandyKoRn
I still think mine is the weirdest... stick out tongue

tptmanno1
nope this ir reallllly wierd
and true!!!

ragesRemorse
the weirdest death would be the peopls body who are silooutted on buildings in japan from the a-bomb forever, somehow they;ll live on forever in a weired spooky kind way so if you ever drop a bomb be in front of a buildning so you can be silouteted forever

tptmanno1
thats freaky,
does anyone wanna hear the suicidal fall/shotgun blast story?!?!

ragesRemorse
someone jumped off a building and shot them selves with a shotgun full of nails or somthin, i dont know thrill me, id like to hear it

tptmanno1
ok i will

On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the
body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from
a shotgun wound to the head.

Mr Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story
building intending to commit suicide.

He left a note to the effect indicating his
despondency.
As he fell past the ninth floor his life was
interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a
window, which killed him instantly.

Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware
that a safety net had been installed just below
the eighth floor level to protect some building
workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been
able to complete his suicide the way he had
planned.

Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "A person who
sets out to commit suicide and ultimately
succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be
what he intended, is still defined as committing
suicide." That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain
death, but probably would not have been
successful because of the safety net, caused the
medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide
on his hands.

In the room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun
blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man
and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was
threatening her with a shotgun.

The man was so upset that when he pulled the
trigger he completely missed his wife and the
pellets went through the window striking Mr. Opus.
When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills
subject "B" in the attempt, one is guilty of the
murder of subject "B."

When confronted with the murder charge the old
man and his wife were both adamant and both said
that they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The
old man said it was a long-standing habit to
threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He
had no intention to murder her.

Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be
an accident; that is, if the gun had been
accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness
who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun
about six weeks prior to the fatal accident.

It transpired that the old lady had cut off her
son's financial support and the son, knowing the
propensity of his father to use the shotgun
threateningly, loaded the gun with the
expectation that his father would shoot his
mother.

Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he
was guilty of the murder even though he didn't
actually pull the trigger.

The case now becomes one of murder on the part of
the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the exquisite twist.

Further investigation revealed that the son was,
in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly
despondent over the failure of his attempt to
engineer his mother's murder. This led him to
jump off the ten story building on March 23rd,
only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing
through the ninth story window.

The son had actually murdered himself so the
medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

(A true story from Associated Press, Reported by
Kurt Westervelt)

Top this if you can!

ragesRemorse
i saw that movie, magnolia. The frogs were better

tptmanno1
huh????

ragesRemorse
rent the movie magnolia. A true story it may be, however the frogs death were better in a weirder kinda way

Another_Smithy
The wierdest way to die, well I would have to say the wierdest way to die is say your at a baseball game. And your fav batter hits a home run ball and it goes flying, you see it you want to catch it, you realize its within arms reach when all of a sudden it hits you on the head and you die.

GroundedAgain
u can die from toothpaste and from chokin on your own tongue and possibly chokin on your boyfriend's/girlfriend's tongue

Another_Smithy
Lol, I LOVE YOU JENNY! AHHHHHHHHH IM CHOKIN! Oh Bob I am aswell, ohhhhh. lol

Another weird way to die is getting attacked by a rabid lichen.

ragesRemorse
gas man still rules over all smile i say, However if you jam a fork into a plug outlet and jump into mid air right while you jam it in, and let go before you hit the groud. You wont get harmed at all. Electricity needs an complete circut and theres no ground circut if your in the air and the forks in the plug outlet. If you dont believe me try it. smile i bet you'll die the weirdest death because noones that fast. however what i speak is true. dont try this at home kids, unless your lucky

shadow_angel
Drowning in a toiletstick out tongue

fungrl515
i would say standing outside in a kiddy pool in the middle of a lighting storm, then being runover by a car that comes speeding through your yard and over the kiddy pool, and then, on the brink of death, being electrocuted by a rabid squirel carrying a telephone wire. yep. that about does it.

Ax3l
roface

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