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those are funny as hell silver,keep 'em coming

is ur dadddy a terriost cause u r the bomb

r u a parking ticket cause u got FINE written all over u

if i said u had a nice body would u hold it against me

is that a mirriro in ur pocket cause i can see myself in ur pants

u been a bad girl im sending u to my room

hey ill show u the hard ware u just got to let me stick my floopy disk in ur hard drive

Hey BKK, I now have 10 cents!

LMAO those r great irene i take it u pick up a lot of chicks then hehe

nah i hear them alot

i was just kidding i knopw u dont swing that way

funny....

do you wash your pants in windex? no, why? because i can see myself in them.

awesome

i dont need pick up lines i just have girls walk up to me and say im hott that happened to me twice today and yes i know im being cocky but it is true

they're all so cliche...

they're funny though.

yea if a guy said some of those to me id like be laughing my ass off

would you be laughing AT him.. or WITH him?

I'd be laughing at him.. no matter who he was..
you'd have to be stupid to actually use those..

but if you stood there and laughed they would have worked...dontcha think?

actually id be laughing at him but they would work, i mean they are original

yea.. then i'd tell him where to go.

Home...

with you?

Alone

well some of these are cute and i think some would work

on you?

definately

wchich ones?

actually any cuz id give the guy something for trying

oh, then I know a lot

wanna share

later

ill be waiting

not for long

*waits patiently* tick tock tick tock

hey, the plane isn't THAT fast!

fine ill wait longer *whistles*

whistling?

i have to do sumthing to pass the time

I have another thought

wat is this thought

I'll keep that one for myself

darn and i was excited botu hearing it too

you will hear it one day

*looks at watch* i dont have that kind of time

eventually you will

Dudes!
....
...I'm, uh, not gonna say it...

good idea

i have loads of sily ones like
wanna dance ive bin waiting to get you on the floor for ages
nice lips i think they would look better on me
ow i bite my lip youll have to kiss it better
oh i saw Mathew today yumyum

well, they work for me

gud no then lets see if they work for mathew i got them out of a mag the are loads of them

lol, those are funny

well, we'll see mks

heres some more
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell in love

What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.

Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind ALL day long.

Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

Is your father a thief? 'cause he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes. (yo, watch out though, and be prepared with a snappy answer just in case she says 'yes')

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?

Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.

Do you like raisins? How about a date?

So... How am I doin'?

I miss my teddy bear...Would you sleep with me?

You look great and all, but do you know what'd really look good on you? Me.

Could I get some directions? ("To where?" To your heart.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.

Can I flirt with you?

Hi, my name's _____, but you can call me "lover".

(another quarter line). Could I borrow a quarter? 'cause I just want to call your mother and thank her.

(lick your finger and then touch her shirt). Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.

What do you like for breakfast?

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far?

(At the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Can I help?

Woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You : "Do you have the
energy?"

You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I'm new in town...could you give me directions to your apartment?

I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen...on a Wednesday

I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt) When you fell out of heaven.

Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now.

Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

"Is your father a thief? 'cause he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes. (yo, watch out though, and be prepared with a snappy answer just in case she says 'yes')"

Man, some guy used that line on my sister, then tried it with me a half hour later. We dogged him out soooooo bad.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt) When you fell out of heaven.
I used this to flirt with...funny reaction guaranteed

"hey wanna play house?, you can play the screen door and i'll slam you all night long."

"I love every bone in your body especially mine"

:you may be turned off that im missing some teeth, but that just leaves all the more room for your togue"

":you may be turned off that im missing some teeth, but that just leaves all the more room for your togue"

LMAO!!!

Hey I'm a helicopter pilot, d'you wanna see my chopper...

hahahahahaah no

thats a good one

Everybody's is funny!!!!

bump bump

I don't know if everyone already knows this one, but I've known it for a while and never really used it, but it goes like this:

"Hey, do you want to get a pizza and f*ck?"

Wow!

Allright, I'm going to make a brand new pick up line right now, here it goes .. . ..

Hey, do you want to get some burgers and have sex in a tree?

Nah, it will be all over before we even climb on a tree...

i dont like burgers.....

Tree I'm there

Better not be with Hiker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no........of course not
I will get my own millaness

I dont like the shiftyness!! cry Please dont go in the tree with Hiker...cry

never *pinky swear smilie*
I'll drag someone else with me

How high is the tree?

Here's another original pick up line I'm going to make up . . . ., ready?

go

Guy - Knock knock.

Girl - Who's there?

Guy - Let's F*ck!!

oh that would work on me

The word of the day is ''legs''. Lets go to your place and spread the word!

Okay!

Is that sarcasm...again?

I'm the burger king!!! And a sex beast!!!

nope happy face followed

Oh... I didnt see it!!

No, I was just trying to spread the word of the day!

Ok...as long as it involves me














Im such an attention whore.. im sorry!

whore? That is an ugly word to caracterise you by.....

It's okay Lils, because I am an attention whore whore!!

here's a pickup line Legolas wld use -

"Hi.I'm Legolas"


but on second thoughts,wld he even need tp say anything at all??

Did it hurt..................when u fell from heaven

Yes, and I feed your ego more and more!!

is that a banana in ur pants or are u just happy to see me?

a dancing one

*takes notes of chat-up lines*
Do these work?

some do

Check this one out, it works every time.


Guy: Hey, do you have a sister named Nancy?

Girl: Um, no.

Guy: Okay, well, I'm Tired Hiker. Let's f*ck!

sounds good to me

Your feet must hirt, b/c you've been running through my mind for a while.....

Ever made out with a Penguin?

not regularly

So that would be yes then?

not yet anyways, who knows what the future may bring

THIS IS THE BEST PICK UP LINE:
Go up to a girl and say
"Do you have a cigarette please?"
If she says yes, you get your ***, smoke it with her and get it on. If she says:
"No, sorry I dont smoke"
"I dont smoke either"
"awwww! That's so sweet"
This is the best to chat up a girl, because she cant refuse you either way.

you said he second time

Well you should look forward to it. I dunno bout Canada but in the UK Penguins are chocolate coated!

Oh yeah sorry. I'll fix it. There we go "she".

are any of the penguins purple and named frank?

chocolate drool penguins here I come
wait a sec the UK doesnt even have snow where do the pingus come from

They come in packs of 8 from the supermarket....

I'm on my way

*finishes packet* Oops best go buy some more!

You best!!! cry

I wonder if real pinguins taste good

*bites self* No, stick with the chocolate ones!

Are we related? Do you want to be?

*bites pingu* now that I'm here there had better be lots of them!!

I'll get some extra large family packs...

You remind me of a girl I used to date.

I thought you were joking that you ate penguins...they look tasty!

yeah, they look good! I want one

Hi. Are you cute?

You'd best check my profile unless the girl you used to date had... erm... a little secret so to speak!

So....How am I doin'?

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

rightio...

Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

I always look for some girls that aren't catholic, cause it's either spread your legs or spread the Word

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Stand still so I can pick you up!

how many of them actually work?

hmm, never used any of them

(Grab ars) Pardon me, is this seat taken?

well I can say if I see effort I am impressed

most people are blinded by such beauty ....thats y i wear sunglasses lol ^^

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Hi, who's your friend?
Are you an Alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I'm checking you out.
Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
Are you bored? Because i really want to nail you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
What's your sign?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

How about this one: "you ought to be grateful!"

Got any raisins? Then how about a date?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
You know what your remind me of? Lucky Charms, You want to know why? Because you're magically delicious!
I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

Do you have a quarter? I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
Fat penguin. I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
Where is your mother? Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.

That's some cringeworthy stuff Silver!

Thanks I think

yeah...

"I'd like to marry u 1 day......"
"I'd rather skip striaght to the divorce"

"can i take u out for a drink on friday nite?"
"not thirsty"

those are so funny, u dont actually use them do u?

Don't panic, I will be your mentor IF you ask it
http://palousepeace.org/ego.gif

To other members, how is that for an obviously inflammatory and unsettling line?

"You're lucky, I've decided to go ugly, early."

Why don't you make like your Mom on a Friday night and jump on mu jock?

ermm