You know you spend too much time on the internet when...

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frootlooplucy
you start thinking in computer language. yesterday someone said something funny and i nearly said 'lol' instead of laughing. i stopped my self just in timestick out tongue

silver_tears
u dont actually watch movies anymore u just surf the movie forums stick out tongue

FallingBlue
i do that sometimes too

LindsIsTightK
Sweetie I do that all the time embarrasment

When something someone says or does pisses me off or bugs me, I go "shoots self in head" or I say "cough cough" embarrasment

I started saying lol LMAO & LMFAO in my head a long ass time ago, on the computer or not embarrasment

Just wait, it will get worse evil face

ragesRemorse
oo1011100001000111100011000100110, ummm i dont think computer language. 00111100010010010100010010010001 im not a computer addict i swear 001110001000100000010010101001010101

DeNiro
omg i had a email with like amillion of reason of when u r a comptuer geek let me think of some hold on

DeNiro
when u wake up to check ur email at 3 am then decided to go to the bathroom when u r more worried about gettin ur hard drive upgraded then u r ur hair cut o shit i forgot all of them they were funny as hell

Exa
...you are me smile and spend 'bout eight or ten hours of your day on the internet

clispin
i do that all the time, think i should be worried lol

Celsius
Llaughing out loudL The EXACT same thing happens to me. I say thing like *Kiks _____* Or *runs out of room* laughing out loud And I almost say lol sometimes too stick out tongue

q14cyber
im a computer addict i use it 24/7 exept when i sleep 4 like 2-4 hours or go to school im addicted to my baby lara thats what i call my computer mmkay (lol)

must_kill_Santa
well we have a cordless mouse and the batteries should last a month they do well to last 2 weeks

LindsIsTightK
I am addicted to the internet, but I figure the first step to recovery is the fact that I can admit that yes

must_kill_Santa
sure

diegocala
The complexity of the Web drives me away but the porn keep me there evil face

Captain REX
laughing out loud

must_kill_Santa
didnt see that before

DeNiro
yeah comptuer lanuged is crazy i dont even know where to begin to understand that shit

Captain REX
We were trying to tell my computer teacher at school what LOL means and such. He didn't get it. roll eyes (sarcastic)

must_kill_Santa
some people you cant teach stuff like that their head would explode

Captain REX
laughing out loud Probably...but he's got one of those cool scooters that stay balanced all the time.

must_kill_Santa
kool

Captain REX
Isn't it though...

must_kill_Santa
yeah

diegocala
You know they recalled those...batteries run low and gyro no longer works right and boom, flat on the face...

must_kill_Santa
:LOL:

silver_tears
There are many signs you need to watch out for that could mean you are yet another surf junkie addicted to the internet...

You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one.

You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com"

Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems.

You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html

Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.

You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)

You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.

Your best friend is someone you've never met.

Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so you can chat.

You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."

Your dog has its own home page.

So does your gold fish.

nazgulinthedark
thats funny

LindsIsTightK
I have two best friends who I would say are equally important in my life. One of them I have met, and well, just like the quote said embarrasment...........one of them I haven't.

silver_tears
okay then

Outbound
roface

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