You know you spend too much time on the internet when...
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frootlooplucy
you start thinking in computer language. yesterday someone said something funny and i nearly said 'lol' instead of laughing. i stopped my self just in time

silver_tears
u dont actually watch movies anymore u just surf the movie forums

FallingBlue
i do that sometimes too
LindsIsTightK
Sweetie I do that all the time
When something someone says or does pisses me off or bugs me, I go "shoots self in head" or I say "cough cough"
I started saying lol LMAO & LMFAO in my head a long ass time ago, on the computer or not
Just wait, it will get worse

ragesRemorse
oo1011100001000111100011000100110, ummm i dont think computer language. 00111100010010010100010010010001 im not a computer addict i swear 001110001000100000010010101001010101
DeNiro
omg i had a email with like amillion of reason of when u r a comptuer geek let me think of some hold on
DeNiro
when u wake up to check ur email at 3 am then decided to go to the bathroom when u r more worried about gettin ur hard drive upgraded then u r ur hair cut o shit i forgot all of them they were funny as hell
Exa
...you are me

and spend 'bout eight or ten hours of your day on the internet
clispin
i do that all the time, think i should be worried lol
Celsius
L

L The EXACT same thing happens to me. I say thing like *Kiks _____* Or *runs out of room*

And I almost say lol sometimes too

q14cyber
im a computer addict i use it 24/7 exept when i sleep 4 like 2-4 hours or go to school im addicted to my baby lara thats what i call my computer mmkay (lol)
must_kill_Santa
well we have a cordless mouse and the batteries should last a month they do well to last 2 weeks
LindsIsTightK
I am addicted to the internet, but I figure the first step to recovery is the fact that I can admit that

diegocala
The complexity of the Web drives me away but the porn keep me there

must_kill_Santa
didnt see that before
DeNiro
yeah comptuer lanuged is crazy i dont even know where to begin to understand that shit
Captain REX
We were trying to tell my computer teacher at school what LOL means and such. He didn't get it.

must_kill_Santa
some people you cant teach stuff like that their head would explode
Captain REX

Probably...but he's got one of those cool scooters that stay balanced all the time.
Captain REX
Isn't it though...
diegocala
You know they recalled those...batteries run low and gyro no longer works right and boom, flat on the face...
silver_tears
There are many signs you need to watch out for that could mean you are yet another surf junkie addicted to the internet...
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one.
You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com"
Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html
Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)
You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.
Your best friend is someone you've never met.
Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so you can chat.
You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."
Your dog has its own home page.
So does your gold fish.
nazgulinthedark
thats funny
LindsIsTightK
I have two best friends who I would say are equally important in my life. One of them I have met, and well, just like the quote said

...........one of them I haven't.
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