A Love Poem for You Romantics

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silver_tears
I think it's sweet love

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.

I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.

I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,--I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life!--and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.



Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1770-1850)

DeNiro
Muscles are as muscles do,
DeNiro pumps them tight and true.
Always on top of his pimping game,
Lock up you daughters, wives, and cousin Jane.
Shake it up baby, twist and shout.
For you surely will when he whips it out.
His trouser muscle will conquer the Earth,
drink some whiskey and get ready to get frisky.
Watch out folks, cuz he's coming on strong.
DeNiro in the house and his big ol' dong.

written by the most funny man ever TIRED HIKER!!!!


this is a very speicle poem

silver_tears
i saw that one before but where *thinks* oh thats right ur sig stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
love love

LarryTheArch
awww lookie...!

i should right another one... ive alredy wrote... 3....

LarryTheArch
im gonnapost a funny one i wrote to Annie...

LarryTheArch
Annie, Annie, we have so much in common
Thank god I ain't a Poppins
I love you so much
I ain't even a quarter dutch
we can have true bliss
I am however, half swiss
It hurts so much without you
No sorry, but i don't take cues
Don't let my age bother you
remember that everthing ive said to you is true
I've got three "Do you Like Me" threads under my belt
Thank god I don't wear a kilt
Hey look!! its my heart under there
i just made you say Underwear
This poem has progressed from sweet to funny
just remember that i love you Honey!

Cemetry Slut
lol ur funny LTA

LarryTheArch
its more funny then sweet... but its menat t be both...

Cemetry Slut
but thats a sweet one lol

Friend44
Twas the night before I...shot everyone at the post office,
I sure made it bloody, created some new orrifice.

The police came to get me but they did it slowly,
You'll say they were having supper? Eating ravioli?

Nah, they just took it seriously when I told them I had a grenade,
I'd say they were cautious, some of them even prayed.

I decided to do like all these other maniacs did,
Kill myself on the spot and be rid...

What I did hurted me twice...
I activated the grenade but, also swallowed it...before I was cut to dice.

If there's to be a lesson in this poem, I wrote,
Let it be known that a grenade can irritate your throat...

Korri
oh how nice

Friend44
thumb up "Tanks". I can also juggle - but with only ONE apple - I've just started...

Korri
lol nice one...ur so talented!

Friend44
Would you like another poem?

Korri
yes please thumb up

Friend44
For the parents of the new born,
Keep them away from me all sources of porn.

You also want to consult the book of baby diet,
If you feed it McDo, Harveys and ect, for a long time he won't be quiet.

You also don't want the babe to smoke that cigar,
Y'know the one they give at birth, it's full of tar.

Another advice, don't forget to empty it's diaper every...week,
Othewise, lots of infection on it's cheek...

There you have it, a nice healthy baby,
To be cooked and served to your guests, whenever they're hungry.

Korri
thats...different

Friend44
Different as in more or as you gotta go puke?

Korri
well it made me laugh!

Friend44
More?

Korri
hell yes!

LarryTheArch
made me puke

Korri
well i like it!

Friend44
BRRRR! What an incredible sound,
Better than dolby surround!

How terrible bowels can be,
Whenever you don't treat them properly.

A wise man once said,
More than 6 hot dogs can cause your sh1t to spread.

I had a dozen, with fries...
...and we are talking about the biggest size...

Urrrp! A big chunk comes out,
It hurts and I shout.

I guess I can leave now,
I've been here for 2 hours, my rectum feels like OW!

lil bitchiness
thumb up How awsome...i decided to recycle some threads insead of making more useless crap big grin

Korri
rock good stuff!

Friend44
Still more?

Korri
im not overworking you am i?

Friend44
Here I am, looking at my life,
No property, alone, no friends or wife.

Why?
I cry.

The nurse changes my diaper,
As she puts her cold hands on my nuts I go hyper.

Why?
I cry.

I am dying, in great pain,
Nothing can change this, no nothing, no refrain.

Why?
I cry.

Well, I do know why, I've got aids and it burns all over my ass,
Phocking that infected goat wasn't something I'd qualify had class.

Korri
lol!

Friend44
This my friends, is a poem for another friend,
Larry the lover who thinks his life is at an end.

Sure, he'll lose appetite, and sleep,
But, he should do like me and turn to a sheep.

They never say "I have a headache",
They are warm in winter and you can cook 'em to a crispy steak.

Larry, forget that girl,
I can introduce you to my goat Earl.

You'll see, he never criticizes that you haven't picked up your dirty socks,
To read this might provoke in you several shocks.

But remember, I'm quite deranged,
Till I get tougher medication, I stay your friend who's mentally challenged.

Korri
sad

LarryTheArch
smile

Friend44
thumb down Why are you sad Korri?

Korri
no no i love it! *kisses passionatly*

furious_socks
lol my frends neighbour gaydean wrote dis and i put her pic wif it

shes 10 years old..


wink
its pretty gay but i cant write a poem myself

i see mushy poems 'bout love and guys
how long will it be for u to realize
words on a screen won't get you a date
and if anyone can i can relate
don't keep your thoughts in your heart and your head
speak what you're thinking, be forward instead
you may be too scared afraid of rejection
but in the future it'll be a reflection
of your courage to say what you're feeling inside
the words that you spoke and chose not to hide

-jaydene

and then there is the best 1 in the world written by mah friend beck

friends are nice,
friends are friendly,
i like red jelly

-beck

lol shes so funny... thinks in 2 random 2 b around her though

Korri
awww

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