Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To..........

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silver_tears
Trick or treat (where are ur dirty minds) angel





10.
You get winded from knocking on the door.

9.
You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

DeNiro
u should just make a huge thread with all of these u r a god tonighte big grin

DeNiro
u keep going at this rate u will be passin raz up on the thread poster and shit i sure want to big grin even though he isnt here but these threads rtock good thread silver

BackFire349
heh, so technically you're only to old to trick or treat if you are elderly.

DeNiro
i am going to go trick or treating this year and i am going to be 16 eek!

silver_tears
i think u qualify for that BF laughing out loud
and thank you deniro
feel free to add on though if i missed any funny one big grin

DeNiro
ddi u post u need a car to get to house to house with out gettin tired and u come home at 8 oclock before it is even dark out big grin

BackFire349
i still trick or treat, and im 20. But only around my little block, then i go camp out at my house with my friends and scare trick or treaters. My house has developed a little reputation as the "cool halloween house". its great.

DeNiro
i am coming to egg ur house there BF evil face

silver_tears
i turn my house into a haunted house and me and my friends party all night big grin

DeNiro
i watch the schfi channel after i leave all the parties cause they always got the best movies on at that time

silver_tears
oh and a movie marathon sumtimes with all the wicked scary movies eek!

DeNiro
yeah i luv the movies they have on they alwaays got pumpkin head on they always got freddy movies on people under the stairs and many others i always forget

silver_tears
i love so many horror movies big grin

DeNiro
i luv the horror movie section

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