Dont you wish..........

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silver_tears
u lived here............

January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000.00 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running amuck inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving tyke was Ms. Robertson's son.

June 1998: A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000.00 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran his hand over with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice someone was at the wheel of the car whose hubcap he was trying to steal.


October 1998: A Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was exiting a house he finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up, the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, so Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. This upset Mr. Dickson, so he sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars and change.


October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500.00 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced-in yard, as was Mr. Williams. The award was less than sought after because the jury felt the dog may have been provoked by Mr. Williams who, at the time, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.


May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster Pennsylvania $113,500.00 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.


December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the lady's room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000.00 and dental expenses.

lil bitchiness
OMG, lets all move to America, have an accident and get rich..then return to our countries!!

Veralidaine
good idea!!!eek! u get de tikets! n i'l pak our stuff! eek!

Tired Hiker
California Rules. It's like it's own country. The best country.

Veralidaine
u so luky to be livin dere...insted o livin in damn australia....mad

lil bitchiness
Id like to move to New York...or i might as well stick with London...i dont think compensation is as good as inthose places...
Vera you're on!
What the f**k? By the look of it...we're going to Pennsylvania!! yes

lil bitchiness
Australia is cool thumb up

Veralidaine
:yes; we sure r!eek!
vampires liv dere..yes
I vant to suk ur blood......yes we all do...'

lil bitchiness
No, thas Transylvania, in Romania! big grin

Pennsylvania is in America thumb up

Veralidaine
australia? fo real?What the f**k?
nah jks! happy
nah but i really wanna live sumwhere else......i wanna c celebs..*drools*

Veralidaine
*smaks forehead....* embarrasment..*slowly creeps to corner to sulk in embarrassment....*

Veralidaine
damn i av to go..sad but catch ya later lil..happy

lil bitchiness
Yeah..Australia kicks ass!! thumb up

Dont be embbarrased! big grin

Im gonna convert my degree and do few years in Americca...do i can be a lawyer in US as well as UK yes

lil bitchiness
bye Vera! big grin

Baylin
Good idea but it'd be my luck to end up being sued... sad

Veralidaine
*dances* big grinme glad at least u lyk australiayes
*is stil embarrassed........*embarrasmentbig grin
cool....smile good luk wit ur career!happy

Veralidaine
bye Lil!..n Baylin!big grin

lil bitchiness
Thanks Vera....big grin

Baylin> Why would they sue you? For being a clumsy arse? stick out tongue

Baylin
Yup!!!

lil bitchiness
You cant get sued for that...not your fault if youre clumsy is it?

Veralidaine
ok i swear i'm goin now..me dad kikin meoff...sad
no prob lilbig grin.....
laughing out loud lazy arse.....

k me go bye bye right now!smile

Baylin
Right? Does that mean I can sue my parents, for making me clumsy? Hmmmmmm.....

See ya Vera

lil bitchiness
blink Are you being stupid or are you just pretending to...confused

Baylin
...Not telling... stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
Oki doki...confused

I wish i lived permanatly in London yes

Going back to Leeds today!! yey!! big grin

Baylin
I wish I lived anywhere but Manchester, it stinks, it rains a lot and I hate it!

Tired Hiker
California Rules. Period. Best Waves in Santa Cruz, best snow in TAhoe and Mammoth, the Lost Coast, Catalina, San Francisco, San Diego, Monterey, Humboldt County 4:20 bra. California has it all.

Baylin
Well hopefully one day I'll go there!

lil bitchiness
San Francisco! big grin Yeah, id like to visit San Francisco!! yes

I think im just gonna randonly pick a state to go to...too much planning is not working out for me...blink

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